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Kate Upton’s Britney Spears Lip Sync of the Day

I hate that I am posting or promoting the new episode of Lip Sync Battle for Spike, who have done zero to nothing to ever promote me, at least not that I remember, I feel like they have never done anything for me… Well, they have one show that works still, in an era where TV is dead, and they milk the fuck out of it, like you’ll want to milk the fuck out of Kate Upton’s tits, while she’s on all fours…because as fat as Kate Upton has been, despite it being ignored, her tits have always been why she matters, I mean that and her family fortune because one of them invented the Washing Machine, but that doesn’t matter..when you put a bitch with fat tits on all fours…the people who like fat tits, which is every dude everywhere, will like watching…it’s her best angle…thanks to her push up bra.. YES this is Spike pandering for views..but sometimes…you just got to give motherfucker the views they want…because there’s a fat bitch with big tits on all fours showing off her tits.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN… Sure, shameless, low hanging fruit, but that’s what life is about and I am glad to see people branded as Men’s tv are still bringing the misogyny in this patriarchy… We as men need wet t-shirt contests, growin women in girls in school girl outfits and really all slutty costumes…it is what makes us work, and what gets girls work…without us being so basic…so many of these women that are millionaires today – wouldn’t exist…because so many women who are millionaires did shit like this…magic…so simple…but the male mind is simple..quit trying to fuck with it and make us a bunch of girls. The post Kate Upton’s Britney Spears Lip Sync of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Diaper Bikini of the Day

Ariel Winter wore a diaper looking bikini to some Coachella Event to remind you that she’s a fucking over rated piled of disgusting shit -the sloppiest of sloppy – that I don’t think many dudes look at and think are hot – that’s reserved for the few dudes who watched her grow up on a shitty show – people seem to watch – even though it is on Network TV and that’s a dated concept…but what I guess is timeless is wanting to have sex with the girl on TV, because she comes across as more important or hot…even when she’s clearly not…it’s that stamp of approval….the she’s a celebrity stamp of approval…that makes her big tits she’s cut off and that grew back cuz she’s big…matter… TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Ariel Winter Diaper Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Momsen Topless After a Show of the Day

Taylor Momsen does whatever she can to get noticed…but she just doesn’t try hard enough….because the world has forgotten who Taylor Momsen was… She was better at this shocking with slutty behavior in trying to be a fake rocker…bto separate herself from her spoiled and candy coated hollywood image….in efforts to make it as a contrived musician…cuz she’s been up in hollywood since she was 1 and bullshit is all she knows…. You see at 16, in lingerie, on stage, making blowjob faces is a big deal, but at 25, it’s kinda what you expect to find at ever college party….or instagram, played out… So her getting topless, is whatever….especially when there are no nipples …. The post Taylor Momsen Topless After a Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is a freak of nature…she is like Jesus on the cross….she’s fully come back to life from the dead….or maybe she’s never died…either a vampire or a fucking zombie…who cares…it’s easter…. If she did die at 20, which based on her body, is when she looks like she died, we can assume it was after nerds jerked off to her to so much she drowned on their sperm….they way you’d probably like to kill all women, if only they let you get close enough, you weirdo… Here daughter – Also in Bikini The post Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Magdalena Frackowiak in a Bikini of the Day

Some golden colored – california desert looking – VS model promoting – Bikinis for some company that wants the VS association even though they are a the devil – and bikini catalog pics suck – featuring Magdalena Frackowiak who is rumored to be the worst from one dude who I met, that was practically homeless, who claimed he used to fuck her before she was famous, while living in NYC, after she was imported from Poland.. I just assume he was telling the truth, because she’s Magdalena Frackowiak, pretty unknown, probably the last person you’d make up a story about fucking, it was around the time she first closed her VS model contract, because that’s what put him over the edge. She got signed, quit him and he got none of the money or glory and was forgotten…. Not to mention he told me this story 3 years ago, when Magdalena Frackowiak was even as known as she is today, which is pretty unknown…so I am sticking to another Eastern European with a terrible attitude thanks to their dark, cold communist roots…looking good half naked for money – like they should…and I like it… She’s getting some work you can find more Magdalena in Catalog Pics Here and another set of her here The post Magdalena Frackowiak in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Woman in Dublin and Other Videos of the DAy

Motorcycle Driver of the Day Drunk Guy in the Supermarket Snake Bites a Dude – Dude Dies – Snake Charmer Goes to Jail – Happy Indian Story of the Day Smart Driver! Container Truck VS Overpass Weird Thing to Get in there and Photograph Sewer Hole Explosion Pissing on the Motorway The post Naked Woman in Dublin and Other Videos of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid Tight Pants of the Day

Bella Hadid is wearing some silly looking Star Wars pants that we can assume she is getting paid to wear – partially because they are so stupid and Sci/Fi looking that you’d have to be getting paid to rock a branded product so hard….and because she’s a modern day money grubbing whore, who despite her rich father, wants to get as rich as she can on her own, so that together they can all talk about how much money they have..living the American dream as the first generation she is….both her mom and dad are immigrants…and could have been prevented and replaced with the likes of Honey Boo Boo if only Trump was in office in the early 90s when she was born…making her unfortunately not someone we can deport…but apparently someone everyone fucking wants to hire…and does hire…making this suck up groupie exist…even though she’s not that hot….. I guess these also look like long underwear, or mens briefs with leggings….some TIGHtY whities…some gender bending….cuz it looks like she has a dick and she may have a dick…I haven’t seen anything to prove otherwise… Weird fucking workout pants… The post Bella Hadid Tight Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jesy Johnston’ stepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover for Q-Bong of the Day

We had our friend Jesy Johnston test out our other friend Q-Bong’s product while in South Beach…all on stepGIRLS2 snapchat – because we are into doing friendly things with friendly people. It’s some Mr Rogers Sesame street – we are all god’s people so long as you look good in a bikini shit….. This is how PRODUCT demos and Product Reviews NEED to be Done…. Q bong is a device for drinking, and I fucking love drinking, whether it’s frat boy drinking, or in the gutter in a ditch somewhere drinking, as long as there is drinking I am happy… You see I am drunkenstepfather, so anything even remotely alcholic, from Rubbing Alcohol to rotting vegetables…I’m into getting it into me as fast as possible… So with Q-Bong – you fill up a reservoir, SQUEEZE bulb that pressurizes it, open the valve and take on an alochol facial ideally down your throat like a good girl, as fast as you fucking can…. BRILLIANT…I know…and it’s also good to get other people drunk, because you know what happens when other people get drunk, just make sure they consent on video before you do anything stupid. Party Boy… GET YOURSELF SOME Q-BONG NOW CLICK HERE The post Jesy Johnston’ stepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover for Q-Bong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Bringing Back the Sex Appeal of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is back, maternity leave is over, her starvation is still on but has paid off, after that whole birthing thing. She’s had her stomach dealt with in Miami so that the loose skin is gone, the tit sag that 90 percent of moms get gone, thanks to small implants, her face Botoxed cuz she’s pushing 30 and that’s what these girls need…and most importantly her vagina sewn up so that when she straddles chairs it doesn’t make her scream…in pain..not in orgasms… I don’t know, moms who go back to modeling always freak me out. I mean sure she looks good – but it’s gross. Go back to being a mom not a topless slut on a chair trying to get media to land a rich husband…you’re past that…. I mean I always thought abortions were invtented to prevent this kind of thing, but here these girls are going and breeding….soon 80 percent of the Victoria’s Secret Roster – and Irina Shayk…will be fucking moms…not actually fucking moms…but moms….FUCK… Their campaigns will be comparing SPANX and complaining about their husbands while sitting around Starbucks after Yoga class…. I NEED YOUNG BLOOD…but good ass shot girl…casual mom behavior you know… The post Candice Swanepoel Bringing Back the Sex Appeal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Terrible Ass in Shorts of the Day

Ariel Winter’s got cellulite on the front of her leg, that’s just how dumpy she is. But it’s nice to see her mooch boyfriend walk around with her, proud to be with her, because she’s famous and it’s good brand association, even though she looks like a dumpy fucking troll, pulling some FAT girl Body Positive – don’t body shame – bully – because all lives matter in this flimsy society of wimps..even fat girl lives…which goes against all of our core beliefs as humans…. She’s still 18 or 19 and young enough to not be unfuckable, but then again very little is unfuckable, the age counts for A LOT…but she will melt into the slop she looks like she already is…some JABBA the hut shit…and there will still be dudes willing to get in on that because they are weird perverts and she’s rich… It amazes me that people find her hot. That’s all I have to say about that. The post Ariel Winter’s Terrible Ass in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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