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Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Who’s the Boss was on a real long time ago..and she was 18 then….so she must be really fucking old now….I mean at least based on her photoshop or facetune skills…get this blind granny some glasses and some free tutorials at the community center because she’s wiped out her face…all I see is eyes…pretty amateur for a famous enough child star turned Alyssa Milano….adult… I’m just bummed she’s not calling me out on social media like she once did…back in the era of mattering…before being blocked by her and forgotten…as these things happen…because that would have been the best Birthday gift…instead I’m faced with mortality….again….tragic…really… I don’t know what this promo pic weirdness is, I’m just posting it for the old lady tits… The post Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Who’s the Boss was on a real long time ago..and she was 18 then….so she must be really fucking old now….I mean at least based on her photoshop or facetune skills…get this blind granny some glasses and some free tutorials at the community center because she’s wiped out her face…all I see is eyes…pretty amateur for a famous enough child star turned Alyssa Milano….adult… I’m just bummed she’s not calling me out on social media like she once did…back in the era of mattering…before being blocked by her and forgotten…as these things happen…because that would have been the best Birthday gift…instead I’m faced with mortality….again….tragic…really… I don’t know what this promo pic weirdness is, I’m just posting it for the old lady tits… The post Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paige Butcher is Eddie Murphy’s Baby Momma in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paige Butcher is a very important model who you’ve never heard of but she was in MAXIM in 2005….and more excitingly…she’s done some acting in BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2 in 2006 – where she obviously met EDDIE MURPHY and spent 6 years either turning him down, or as his secret back-up pussy who he paid rent for, as these Hollywood types do, you know it’s hard working in America when you’re a lazy entitled bitch from Australia who was bold and cocky enough to go to AMERICA to get famous because she felt she was HOT enough…. So in 2012, they started dating, in 2016, she gave birth to his kid, and she’s pretty much set for life….thanks to that golden sperm.. And after looking at her mom body in a bikini, I get it…if I was rich, black and in my 50s, dealing with a girl who’s put up with me for a decade, I’d fucking cum in her and let her have a baby too… Her one task is to look good…and she’s looking good..so pay up motherfucker… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Paige Butcher is Eddie Murphy’s Baby Momma in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson Walking Down Stairs in a Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Old timer Kate Hudson is out celebrating my birthday in a bikini top, not showing off what I assumed was fake tits a while ago, because I guess that was a false alarm and something to talk about, because when it comes to Kate Hudson, spoiled hollywood slut who fucked everyone trash from her Romantic comedy roles that don’t require any acting skill to be in…..you need angles…otherwise I just keep going back to how Owen Wilson tried to kill himself because of her…it’s really all that I know that she’s accomplished on her own, without being coddled or give the opportunity from her mom…not that that matters, take what you can get, build that family empire…it makes sense and I am all for it…but I prefer my spoiled celebrity kids to be more naked…and broken…than successes of their own…really… It’s my Birthday…I shouldn’t be wasting my time posting this bullshit…BUT I AM…yay… The post Kate Hudson Walking Down Stairs in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Wedgie of the Day

Posted on April 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with a youthful CHLOE GRACE in shorts with a wedgie…on some high school level eroticism…the kind of thing you’d get a boner in gym class over…and still would because you may be getting old…like me…today…only birthday…but your creepy pervert needs and fantasies stay the same age…weirdo level.. Now, I’ve been asking for nudes, since that’s what this site was always about, even my first post is begging for nudes, and NO ONE has sent me nudes…but they have in the past so I feel like I’ve won… Now Chloe Grace Motez is still the young bitch, who isn’t that hot, but exists and is still alive, getting work, and trying to be hot…by not being hot…good hustle…nerds love it…even if I expect more… Shorts Jacked Up Asses So That I Know It is real…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Grace Moretz Wedgie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pam Anderson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pam Anderson proves that even when you’re too old to model lingerie, you’re never too old to model lingerie, even if you are TOO old to model lingerie, you can still shamelessly get into lingerie and let people take pics of you…provided there is enough photoshoot/ a lot of photoshop, lighting, hair and make-up, the images are in black and white so you can’t see vile old lady marks and scars…because when you’re Pam Anderson, you’re not only a Hepatitis survivor, you didn’t just beat hepatitis that bogged you down as punishment for being a harlot for so many years, and you don’t just have a new life, second life, new lease on life to go back to what you know…but you’re Pam Anderson…a 90s icon, the 90s are hot, and women in their 40s still channel her because she’s the reason they have fake tits and bleached blonde hair….seriously, 15 years ago…all strip clubs looked like this..because she’s a Canadian legend that has no borders…..never giving up….even when she should… She was out in LONDON the other day…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pam Anderson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joséphine de La Baume is Naked of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

French people being naked almost doesn’t count as naked – because they are so open sexually and all that other bullshit – but it is still naked to me…..and that is all that matters.. It’s like all these exhibitionists on instagram pretending to be feminists to justify getting naked, a pretty simple thing to do, but not when judgemental mean people are watching, so if you make it a political agenda, it’s all good, acceptable…but it’s still naked to me. What I am getting at is whatever your reason for naked, as long as you’re naked, because without you getting naked, I would never see you naked, because I am old and creepy and girls don’t like me…I approve…because you’re naked for me…. The post Joséphine de La Baume is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Peyton Roi List Bikini Picture of the DAy

Posted on April 5, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Peyton Roi List was born in the 90s, and the 90s are in trend, where people are repurposing T-shirt designs from brands that were big in the 90s, but that I like to focus on the important things like the things that were born in the 90s, they are pre-30 years old, usually under 25, perfectly legal to jerk off to or to try to have sex with and that’s what matters….not a fucking t-shirt design…. This Peyton Roi List was probably exploited by her parents, sold to the industry, and exists because of it, but she’s not quite broken enough for my liking, since her bikini selfies are tame….but I’ll post it anyway.. The post Peyton Roi List Bikini Picture of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Soo Yeon Lee Ping Pong Tits of the Day

Posted on April 5, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Soo Yeon Lee is a table tennis champion….and nude model….making her pretty fucking amazing to me…not because of the table tennis thing, although I like a girl with skill…but because she’s hot asian model…she goes by the name PINGPONGGIRL on instagram. You know her…. She’s a reminder that I have not lived life right, that one of my biggest regrets in life, is that I never banged an Asian woman…which is a pretty ridiculous concept, but I just don’t meet asians outside of the convenience store and the chinese restaurant I go to when drunk. I don’t know their inner scene, what badminton clubs they are part of, and even the really white ones who you are not as asian as you’d want them to be to live out your asian fetish….are too rich and smart to fuck with me….it’s a real fail…they are snobs…and I guess the only way to solve that is go to Asia where I can buy one for 20 dollars or less…SEE DREAMS DO COME TRUE> … This winner, Soo Yeon Lee, the Table Tennis Champion is fucking hot…think like all asians, with nice little tits and long legs, it’s like fuck…I love asian women as much as I love asian food…but I never get to eat them….like I eat asian food…they just don’t right swipe me on TINDER and that’s The post Soo Yeon Lee Ping Pong Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Robot Kidman Nude in her Series of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

TOM CRUISES robot wife is still on her show…and I still said all I need to say about her last week when I first saw clips from the show….because robot Nicole Kidman makes me laugh and her whole storyline is funny….but I only have so much to say about her… So it’s better when she’s getting naked in a movie, not in a weekly series, so I can stagger the Scientology created her in the basement lab to mask Tom Cruise’s gay…like they mask Danny Masterson’s rape… and when they fired her as his robot wife…something they trained the robot to be while producing her movie the Stepford Wives…they forgot to give her the “ghost” in her shell….like she was Scarjo…..and she continues to go on…soulless…acting…getting naked…looking pretty much the same as she always has…because Robots don’t age…and I guess when the apocalypse finally happens…and this bitch continues to exist…the world will find out the truth…but unfortunately we will all be too dead to basque in the glory of knowing I am right and that these tits are AI…something that won’t stop you from jerking off to her – because AI is your only hope in finding love….because you’re pathetic and fuck inanimate objects as it is… I come from an era where the fat dude from NYPD Blue, Denis Franz, showing his ass on TV caused an uprise with the Christian weirdos who try to repress human nature and the human experience, so seeing TV take it’s cue from internet porn always speaks to my soul…keep up the good fight you big budget fucks… The post Robot Kidman Nude in her Series of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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