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Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day

I don’t know what Mischa Barton’s marketing hustle is, but she was on Dr Phil yesterday, and unlike the CASH ME OUSSIDE girl who now has 8 million followers for being some illiterate pile of trash who America Loves…no one cared about Mischa Barton… The whole show was about how she is stigmatized for being crazy, all because she was certified insane a while ago, and because a few months ago she had another crazy episode….but it also covered this new Sex Tape scandal, that is clearly a marketing hook, because no one gives a fuck about the Mischa Barton sex tape, we live in a porn era and she doesn’t matter, but with media she gets coverage and interest and it will increase the sale price of the tape that as of now is worth 500 bucks at best….but that they are trying to get 500k for…WHAT THE FUCK…. Well, she’s so down on her luck and crazy and in need of money, that aside from marketing her sex tape like she’s the victim, because she’s not getting work…she’s also promoting hooker water for the paparazzi owned hooker water company…that I guess they are paying her to be part of …or that I guess she is hoping sells sex tapes and the whole thing isn’t that hot or exciting because the main flaw in it is that it is Mischa Barton…. She’s old, she’s misguided and she’s pretty much done…did… The post Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Erotica of the Day

I have been campaigning against Ashley Tisdale for a long time, she won a hottest girl of the year award, at this point many fucking years ago, but I keep going, and going and going, like I still run a blog at 47 years old that makes fun of 18 year olds, who won’t fuck me, because I am a vile fucking 47 year old who has a blog making fun of them, how is that normal, or something you’d want to be anywhere near…it’s terrifying… Case in point, I’m fucking posting a GIF of Ashley Tisdale because she’s always known to maintain that body,because they face won’t matter as even the prettiest face, something she’ll never know, melts into a pile of shit…and the body…if it follows…as it usually does…will make said beautiful face a monster on a monster body, while this one started out disadvantaged….but knows if she maintains that body…people will still look at her dancing in a bikini…and that’s enough attention…if you think about it…the body is the pussy, ass, asshole, legs, feet and tits…while the head is just a mouth..so if you were buying a sex doll…you’d go for the body not the head…more bang for the buck…which I guess is what you do when you jerk off to this one… The post Ashley Tisdale Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sienna Miller Bikinis of the Day

Here’s some pics of MOM, not my mom, but I wish she was or that I would like to role play that she was, as I crawl into her vagina, and have her birth me out, so that when I breast feed it feels like it’s real…. Sienna Mille r I’ve always been a fan of hers, I thought she was great those 2-4 years she was getting movie roles, not because of her acting skills but because she was hot…I just liked her look, her accent, and that fact that she exuded slutty loose moral girl who likes being filled by cock, all while having a hot petite frame…but maybe that was an act, a story I wrote because she was naked in all her movies…like all hot women should be… So seeing her washing out her pussy with SEA water in these pics…speaks to my fucking soul…it probably stings….the open wounds…disinfecting them….. TO SEE THE REST OF BIKINI 1 CLICK HERE The post Sienna Miller Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Sluts Out for Kids and A “Booty” Round-Up of the Day

So controversial – so shocking – the Smurfs event porned up by a sitcom child star who hasn’t Dana Plato’ed herself yet…Ariel Winter is a disgusting pile of sloppy shit of a woman…or girl…depending on how PC you are…. Ariel Winter is fat, dumpy, yet for some reason so badly raised by her parents who were stage parenting her and trying to cash in on her, they didn’t discipline her, but rather just sucked up to her, creating a monster who when she turned 18 and could be her own person, decided to do it by sexualizing herself….despite not being hot… Sure a lot of people bought into it, and though “Damn, it’s the girl from TV I wanted to fuck as she went through puberty because I’m a fucking sexual predator”… But for those of us who never saw one episode of modern family, we can all objectively objectify her and say…there’s nothing hot about this….I mean other than the fact that she wore it to a kids event for kids dressed like this…in some stripper party dress…because she’s an independent person – has a personal brand of sex symbol despite being a sex symbol like most girls who aren’t sex symbols by want to be sex symbols do…by being extra slutty to prove something…and this just proves to me..what I’ve been saying all along…send her back to the farm…she’s better off being used as bacon…because at least bacon leaves me feeling satisfied and wanting more bacon….right? Anything for attention….little attention seeker brat….seeking attention… TO SEE HER AT THE MOVIE PREMIERE CLICK HERE She posted this pictures saying her booty is back in LA – and Yes…your booty is everywhere you go – because it’s so fucking big…and that isn’t always a good thing….it can be a bad thing…despite being 18…. The post Ariel Winter Sluts Out for Kids and A “Booty” Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Brand that Uses “Real Model Sex” in their Campaign of the Day

I find it pretty funny to see the way the world works. This brand I’ve never heard of that I guess is hip and cool and fashionable – puts together a campaign of “real” models having “real” sex in their shoot. Like it was a porno. Then they pixelated the genitals and spun it as art, or genius marketing, and people start talking like it’s innovating….when if you have a bran you’d know it’s as basic as you can get. It’s the Kim K model. I just find it funny that a brand puts this shit out and the media picks up on it…..but if I put out shit like that NO ONE would care….and at least if I did it, it’d be a little more clever in it’s voyeurism or statement…at least that’s what I think…because there’d be more clits visible…more penetration…make it count… This is just ghetto and lame and people talking about it is more reason to hate the world. The post The Brand that Uses “Real Model Sex” in their Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alina Baikova Topless Model of the Day

Alina Baikova dot com hustler and has her own start-up or app that I think is based on flowers…so romantic…I love romance and after seeing these topless pics of her on some hustling her name to in turn hustle her brand – because that’s what marketing is about…this and model I want to make babies with….spoke to my soul…so I wrote some poems… Pee on the floor.. Let you enter your backdoor Suck your Thumb…. It makes things creepy while I’m your bum I want you to be my wife… I can’t offer you the rich life… But if I could…I bet you would… Do more than pee on the floor…. And let me in your backdoor. You’d be my little whore… On Payroll working harder and harder for more and more… To secure that rich life … But I wouldn’t make you my wife… Whores are kept as whores… But I’d probably pay your rent. Romance. Intense. I lost it at the end, but I have better things to do that write poems for random models I’ve never heard of before, not to mention -Alina Baikova topless…when she should be showing vagina lip and buttonhole.. The post Alina Baikova Topless Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brooke Burke – Old Lady in a Slutty See Through Bikini With her Daughter of the Day

Brooke Burke and her daughter were whoring out on the beach, because apparently the key to narcissism is that your child is a product of you, and you’ve been whoring yourself out for over 20 years and it worked out nicely for you, it would only be natural for you to pass on that skill set, that your child has been around her whole life, to show her how it can work out for her. It would be a tragedy not to perpetuate how much you can get out of being a half naked bitch on the beach…it’s a lesson that is her duty to extend to her spawn…and really if you get paid to party and be in a bikini – like Wild On and your only task is showing up…and staying fit…it’s like you never work a day in your life and who wouldn’t want that for their kid…as you parade around the beach – nipples out. Bikinis are fun, mom / daughter fetishes…also fun. The post Brooke Burke – Old Lady in a Slutty See Through Bikini With her Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora – Still on Vacation in a Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora is still on vacation. Tits out. Who Rita Ora is or why she is famous is still a mystery to anyone who recognizes the name Rita Ora… But her tits out on Vacation attempt to be a good explanation of what her deal is… TITS!! Shameless tits. So empowering. The post Rita Ora – Still on Vacation in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Sexy Stripper Dance of the Day

I like to think the best midday snack is Bella Thorne doing a stripper dance… Sure…she’s not actually stripping, just seductively dancing for us, and that makes it not quite a stripper dance at all….there’s too much happiness, having made it in life at such a young age thanks to psycho stage parents that tried selling off each of their kids… But that doens’t mean you can’t imagine throwing dollars at her and her nipple ring as she gyrates…because that’s the beauty of imagination, coupled with loneliness, coupled with perversion from lack of sex, you can imagine all kinds of things…and it only gets bad when you end up kidnapping a real woman, or jerking off in the park or anywhere in public while looking at women…thanks to your imagination taking the fuck over… Sure…I like strippers to be more medicated, sad, and pregnant..but I’ll accept this…and watch it..over and over… The post Bella Thorne Sexy Stripper Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madison Beer Tits of the Day

Madison Beer is some Justin Beiber signed YOUTUBER that is trying to make it in the world of pop – and has a huge Jewish breast. She’s 18 years old…that’s pretty fucking fresh on the scale of pussy meat…so she’s not expired or expiring yet…she’s pretty fucking prime… But more interestingly, she poses in slutty enough content because these girls learn at a young age just how basic men are and how easy we are to manipulate with big young tits…on a small frame..whether they are Jewish or not…we love tits of all species and breeds.. Lookin’ good. I am sure she’s a spoiled brat cunt, but really aren’t all women…yes…all women are…whether they are rich or not, they’re whining brats…and here are some paparazzi pics o her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Madison Beer Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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