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Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day

I don’t know what Mischa Barton’s marketing hustle is, but she was on Dr Phil yesterday, and unlike the CASH ME OUSSIDE girl who now has 8 million followers for being some illiterate pile of trash who America Loves…no one cared about Mischa Barton… The whole show was about how she is stigmatized for being crazy, all because she was certified insane a while ago, and because a few months ago she had another crazy episode….but it also covered this new Sex Tape scandal, that is clearly a marketing hook, because no one gives a fuck about the Mischa Barton sex tape, we live in a porn era and she doesn’t matter, but with media she gets coverage and interest and it will increase the sale price of the tape that as of now is worth 500 bucks at best….but that they are trying to get 500k for…WHAT THE FUCK…. Well, she’s so down on her luck and crazy and in need of money, that aside from marketing her sex tape like she’s the victim, because she’s not getting work…she’s also promoting hooker water for the paparazzi owned hooker water company…that I guess they are paying her to be part of …or that I guess she is hoping sells sex tapes and the whole thing isn’t that hot or exciting because the main flaw in it is that it is Mischa Barton…. She’s old, she’s misguided and she’s pretty much done…did… The post Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin for Hooker Water of the DAy

Ireland Baldwin has hit rock bottom, I mean I assume she’s hit rock bottom numerous times, but then rock bottom gets pulled beneath her and she hits a new low… There was a minute where I was a believer…I believed in her big fashion daughter tits and thought she’d make it in the world of rich and connected so make her a model…I really fucking did… But then she fell off, her cousin moved in and secured the Baldwin name, leaving her a weird lesbian drug addict who ran to rehab….but she is back to the bikini modeling…looking large but empowered in this body positive world…even though she hates herself and could be because her dad hated on her… Now she’s..doing a shoot for hooker water….the water that all these low level actual hookers participate in because it helps get them their US work visa…it is an owned by the paparazzi water company…and the fact that they are getting celeb daughters…just means the hooker money is good because this hooker water isn’t actually available in stores…it’s all a weird front…. I am not offended or phased by hooker water beach shoots when they use the actual hookers – but using these celeb kids and Mischa barton – just confuses me. Are they really that desperate. It is embarrassing…. The post Ireland Baldwin for Hooker Water of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Some Hookers for Hooker Water of the Day

Nothing says hooker water like some girl in skimpy shorts making a mockery of herself as she eats lollipops and lets her belly hang over those skimpy shorts…makes me thirsty…no wait…makes me realize how thirsty this bitch is…. I don’t know who these water people are, but the last few weeks there has been a series of low level chicks

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