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Dua Lipa Blonde Tits of the Day

Dua Lipa is a youtuber turned popstar who I can guarantee doesn’t fucking matter in the grand scheme of the world, and who is just another fucking placeholder record labels use to manipulate young people into wanting and needing shit that they don’t need. She was big on Youtube, already had audience, already did ground work, why not get her a deal and dig their dirty lazy corporate entertainmeent industry hands up inside the bitch…and they did….and I guess it worked to some extent because I am not a youtube watcher, I don’t know youtubers, and this one has crossed over to this magical disconnected site – so clearly someone is buying into her lies… Anyway, she does slutty things sometimes, like all the Albainians like Jim Belushi, that slut..and I wouldn’t say a selfie like this is all that slutty, but everything is slutty to a pervert like me that has the ability to sexualize even the most minute thing… I guess the real question is how many versions of this casual selfie exist, you know she took 100 but only these got the photoshop treatment… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dua Lipa Blonde Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jaime King Hard Nipples of the Day

Jaime King was popular during that whole heroin chic era of models in the late 90s. She was skinny thanks to being on heroin, her boyfriend even died from it, that’s how committed they were to living out that image they created for themselves, all trying to be cool in NYC fashion industry…and doing that through opiates..like they were because Jazz Players like Ray Charles in the 1950s and 60s…or all those OXY addicts taking street pills now that the manufacturer of OXY is getting fucked up and they are forced to hit the streets… But even in the 90s, she had tits she was willing to show off to the world… So seeing her move to LA, remain skinny enough, try to have a career as an actor, hanging with all kinds of actor friends, and bloggers like that gay asian Jared is not that exciting and either is her whole starting a family. I prefer when people die off in their glory days….but maybe these are still her glory days as her nipples still get hard…and her addiction still rings in her ears saying “GET ME OPIATES” everyday….meaning eventually she’ll crack…and until she does – her’s hard nips on some bitch so eager to be cool she got addicted to heroin. Idiot. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jaime King Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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My Dad’s Big Boobs and Me and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Uses BDSM Equipment in Road Rage Shoplifter of the Day Evil Prize Jack Rabbit Brawl Idiot Losing Side Mirror Alcohol Withdrawal is Real Teen Impersonates Cop – Gets Caught by Cop The post My Dad’s Big Boobs and Me and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Silverman Titty Art of the Day

Sarah Silverman is the worst. Even when she was at the top of her career she was the worst. I never understood when I saw people say shit like that she was hot. She has never been hot. I have known people personally who have said she was hot…I had to write them off as queer, I’m talking to you KIMMEL…. I am thinking that maybe people find humor sexy, even when it is dumb fart joke humor, I mean she’s made a lot of money off her bullshit…but then she pulls her tits out, cuz she’s got tits, not necessarily good tits, but big tits, which has nothing to do with her humor….. Her humor was the one thing some dudes with bad sense of humor though made her hot, and here she is taking it as if they literally found her hot…pulling out the tits cuz she’s got tits, not necessarily good tits, but big tits, and I guess in America Big tits are all you need…. Along with being annoying, abrasive, irritating sounding, dumpy and old…she is also a flip flopper who stands behind hr friend, until being criticized for it, only to see her fortunes dwindle, so bitch back pedals, cuz these are all spineless pieces of shit who pulled off a scam to be here, not ready to lose out by standing by what they actual feel in their core, instead pandering to the people….this time with tits, and in her defense, it’s really all she’s got going for her. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Silverman Titty Art of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Fitness Erotica of the Day

Candice Swanepoel with the deep pussy stretch was the alternate title…but our friend Cannon Show gets mad when we write Deep Pussy stretch because it makes advertisers cry…like the pussies they are….maybe Candice’s cunt being stretched is like a mirror to their overly sensitive, easily offended pussies….I just don’t know. I do know that Candice Swanepoel is doing a DEEP pussy stretch, trying to stay as fit as possible, maybe trying to retrain her muscles to hold her uterus inside her after all those kids…you know a way to not become incontinent while being as sexy as possible with her fitness erotica…because fitness is a way to post slutty content while still being a respectable woman who cares about her body and health….how can you be mad at someone being healthy…with her vagina out…who knows…who cares… Candice Swanepoel, the Hot VS model who has only done VS, now 30 and less hot…bringing nothing great but nothing terrible and that’s ok. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Top 10 Towel Series Sluts Part 2 of the Day

Here is part 2 to that Towel series because why not…. If you missed part one, google it….or I could link it…but fuck that…I do enough work around here… I wrote: Mario Testino is some creepy fashion photographer who managed to get out of PERU and into the prestigious, pretentious, obnoxious, elitist fashion world….where “creatives” collectively got paid ridiculous amounts of money to do cocaine and pretend to be artists….even though art doesn’t really exist and it is all just commercial nonsense that requires self absorbed egos to try to polarize from their 5 million dollar “ARTIST” loft…fuck off.. Well, along with being accused of sexual misconduct, the real art form of photographers, from at least 18 people publicly….many are dudes cuz I guess he’s a queer…not so surprising that a dude with money and ego at the top of his industry is going to use that to get pussy or man pussy – but they say that it is wrong – even though it seems to be pretty human based on the number of creeps out there… He has a series, that I guess is what he thinks is high concept, of models in towels after showers on shoots….you know that real and raw moment or whatever. I didn’t re-read what I wrote, that’s not my thing, but here are more of his pics to celebrate fashion perversion. Dua Lipa Emma Roberts Frederikke Sofie Georgia May Jagger Hailey Baldwin Hailey Clauson Imaan Hammam Irina Shayk Jessica Hart Lindsey Wixon JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Top 10 Towel Series Sluts Part 2 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Simona Krainova Nude Photoshoot of the DAy

Who is Simona Krainova and what the hell is she doing posing for this nude photoshoot at 46 years old? I guess it is called being an old Eastern European, who understands the not so subtle art of seducing your audience, diverting them from the real issues, like the fact that she’s 46, with the nudes…. I can’t read her wikipedia because it is in Czech, but I do like knowing that since she is 46 years old, she remembers communism, which makes her a special breed of human, one who has memories of waiting in line for toilet paper, only to not get toilet paper, which likely inspires a real solid work ethic…one that makes doing thing that American girls are too entitled and coddled to do, seem easy…like sex work. That is not to say Americans don’t to sex work, it’s just to say that hot Russians who lived through communism are really trained for the sex work, they have schools for that, Masters Degrees in it… 46 is seemingly far too old for this kind of behavior, but I guess when it is your life work and you’re not fat about it, you can’t stretch that out a decade longer, but if it wasn’t an Eastern European from communism, it wouldn’t be as good. So here it is. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Simona Krainova Nude Photoshoot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Meghan Trainor Not Hot Thong of the Day

Dude… Meghan Trainor neeeds to get a fucking trainer, especially if this is her whole marketing campaign, unless the no trainer is thee key to making this a successful marketing campaign, celebrate being fat for fat girls everywhere cuz trust me, they are everywhere. She is someone I try to never do posts on….in fact I have never done posts on her…but she was a huge viral sensation, literally and figuratively, a bunch of years back….and she’s made a shit ton of money while inspiring other fat girls to finish their sandwich, or pizza, or burger, or cake, and follow their dreams, because if it works out, they will have all the sandwiches, pizzas, burgers and cake their fat asses desire with all that fat girl money… Like ALL girls who want to get on stage, Meghan Trainor, has followed the lead of all the fat empowered girls that have popped up and said it is OK to be a fat girl who gets naked, it doesn’t necessarily look good, but you’re allowed to do it. They make thongs in your size now, so instinctively, as a girl, you must show that thong off.. So her original fat girl song that was nothing sexual, has found sex, because everything is sex, no matter what the size…and that winning at life, can really fully come to fruition with arrogance, confidence to get on stagee to show the world one of the biggest thongs to ever be on stage, an that that’s ok…even though its not. My theory on it is the same as it has always been. If you are a girl of any size, get naked, we’ll look, maybe even fuck you when drunk, or even fuck you in private as long as no one knows…you can as a pervert find something to stare at during the process to get off to…. If you choose to do it on stage, just do it on stage, without it being some cultural event or brave, you’re a narcissist, fat folk can be narcissists and think they look awesome, so don’t make it out to be anyting more than it is, which is alot, at least if you were to weigh it. I guess what I am saying is that it is funny that EVERY girl is compelled to show their ass. I blame or should I thank social media and the black folk the like fat asses and makes these otherwise gross girls feel their hottest. Weird…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Meghan Trainor Not Hot Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Real Estate Agent Watching Porn and Other Videos of the DAy

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McKayla Maroney Booty of the Day

McKayla Maroney is back….showing her back side…which is like West Side….but with more anus…huh?…exactly…. From being an Olympic Gold medal winning meme…underage gymnast for all the perverts…who scared her off social media….Now back and bringing in the butt shots… She is a woman who understands how to sexualize herself, maybe because she was a victim of abuse from her dirty gymnast doctor and thus sexualizes herself as victims of abuse do…or maybe she’s just a young girl and this is what young girls do. I still think you perverts shouldn’t have been jacking off to her when she was young, fresh and putting out slutty content, you should have been getting her mental health help…you know come in as a support system so that when you garner her trust you can take advantage of her too…but in a social media / internet way, cuz this girl is not interracting with any of you, except to show you Larry’s favorite Hole. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post McKayla Maroney Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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