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Olivia Culpo Nudity of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know a lot of brands use this bitch Olivia Culpo …but I wonder if they are genuinely hyped on her, like they think her audience, followers, content is just that revolutionary and amazing that they throw money at her… Or do they see her like the rest of us see her…as a do nothing whore who fucks athletes and celebs to get ahead. It is the traditional girl approach to getting where she wants to go. Dating strategically. Using the pussy strategically but not playing it up like a gutter trash stripper or sex worker cuz they don’t get the big paydays. …so they do it luxury so that they johns are of a certain level of quality.. Maybe the brand dudes who hire her, the CEOs and money think she’s hot, or maybe she fucked their favorite football player so they can’t help but think she’s fucking awesome, these dudes are blinded by the hype…or maybe they like knowing that if played right she’ll fuck them… I don’t have the answers and sure don’t know why Olivia Culpo is a thing, but maybe this ass flash video of her getting ready for some event that is theoretically too high profile for a sex worker, gives you some insight into her existence and why it is in existence… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olivia Culpo Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Top 10 Fishing Girls of the Day

Posted on September 23, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I once met a dude in the early internet days who was launching an online Fishing Tournament. That was his big idea because he had NEVER fished in his life, but he knew that fishing was the number 1 sport in the world, and if he locked this idea in, he’d be a billionaire…. I don’t know if that guy ever became a billionaire, but like I said it was early internet and my big idea was “celeb titty blog that isn’t ad friendly or content normal people will ever embrace”….so I’d like to think that idea worked out and led him to others and like so many people I have met in this internet blogging world who didn’t offer me equity or shares in their companies but who have gone onto be rich as fuck….cuz NO HANDOUTS for the pervert blogger no one takes seriously…. But I do know that this is my attempt to take his lesson on Fishing being the ultimate in clickbait, especially when there are sluts in bikinis doing the fishing…I mean how can a fishing dude, who LIVES an BREATHES and loves fishing…the guy in the wicking long sleeve shirt, Oakleys, khaki shorts, sandals and a visor, rocking KEY LARGO harder than KEY LIME pie….resist tits in bikinis doing what they love…. You are that guy, and here is that clickbait… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Top 10 Fishing Girls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailey Bieber Christian Nipple for God of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It is a known fact that any woman raised in the Church or in a Cult is fucking crazy when it comes to anything around sexuality. I knew one girl who turned out to be a Catholic school girl who openly admitted to fucking her mom’s crucifix with her Catholic school boyfriend because that was their way of rebelling. I know sex workers and that whole ran off to LA to make it, but instead got into porn level of religious girl. I know other girls torn between god and getting off and getting off always ends up winning, it just comes with a lot of guilt. I know other girls who are only into anal because when they were in the church, it was the only sex they would do guilt free. Basically what I am saying is that religion doesn’t really do that much good for sex of people who haven’t denounced the church….and Hailey Bieber was raised as some rich Born Again, cuz her dad was an addict an recovered thanks to god, so here she is doing young marriages like typical religious weirdos like Mormons…you know to make her sex wholesome with her childhood crush that took her virginity….yet publicly she’s trying to be a false idol from her sex appeal and rocks out tits out….just seems a little bipolar or inconsistent…you know full on bullshit cuz all these people are bullshit….but at least you can see her full tit in a shirt like this was a modern bible story…for the NEW NEW Testament… The post Hailey Bieber Christian Nipple for God of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mandy Moore Bra of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mandy Moore is in a bra… If this was 15 years ago…this would be a big deal… Thanks to being a dated concept of being a “blog” or “celeb titty site”…something that would have been a bigger deal 15 years ago because websites were still a thing….the audience who come through are old fucks who remember that era….and thus remember Mandy Moore when she was a thing….and figure it’s a never too late to see her in a bra…so this one’s for you my aging, dying off friend who still checks this site out. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Mandy Moore Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Agdal Bodysuit Pussy Print of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t find Nina Agdal interesting or relevant. I don’t think she’s a compelling character who brings anything to the table/ world / anything. I don’t find her hot. I don’t think she going to have much more of a career, or should have a career. She is just a fucking nothing. So it is all down here from here for her, but that applies to ALL women on their 19th birthday…. This only existed because of Sports Illustrated when they were still a thing. She had a rocking fit body to divert with her forehead that could be caused by Downs Syndrome and was able to work the SI thing hard… She is now washed up…but probably not as washed up as you’d like a pussy to be….some things just can’t be washed off… Luckily for her, while doing the whole SI thing, she integrated herself amongst the rich dudes who are too busy to look too far into her, but instead get excited by the sheer fact she was in Sports Illustrated. Like living out a boyhood dream because rich dudes are lame as fuck, and take whatever they think is “of value”…or “cool” or that will make them stand out amongst other rich dudes without realizing this one isn’t hot, doesn’t offer much, and doesn’t deserve the payment or lifestyle…the child support cuz she’s looking to get knocked up… She’s probably a pro manipulator, not that rich guys need much manipulating, they are idiots. I mean clearly a pro manipulator because she’s made it this far being this unattractive…just a master of manipulating men… She even scored the job of Leo DiCaprio beard for a solid two weeks to get the other rich guys thinking she’s more valuable than she is….something pretty queer, but rich dudes are weirdos, and think “yeah I can get a girl Leo stuck his dick in, I’m cool, I’ve made it”….as pathetic as that is as a concept – it’s truth. So Nina will have a fine future…aging…let’s hope her head isn’t going to grow anymore than it already has cuz then she’ll just become an obscure bobble fetish for an obscure rich guy….cuz I guess there’s something for everyone to jack off to…but this ain’t it for me. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Bodysuit Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cynda Mcelvana Brings the Naked Instagram Model Comedy of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cynda Mcelvana is some titty model who I guess lives in LA. I don’t know if she’s actually a titty model, or just some girl who does nude shoots with her tits out to get noticed, but I guess they are one in the same. It’s the Em Rat Cow hustle, that she didn’t innovate, trust me, RAT COW is zero innovative and is much like the muppet she looks like, but she did win at titty pics and she has made millions a year off it. Only this Cynda Mcelvana….only has 35k followers, not making the millions with her tits, but she’s diverifying her cheesy desert style shoot with some comedy in the form of cardboard hitchhiker signs…high concept comedy, just like we do here….take the most basic and simple joke that is barely funny and ride it into the ground over and over for 15 years…. Her boyfriend, the guy who gets to play with these tits, is a Filmmaker who has done a bunch of hipster documentaries including the upcoming Raid Area 51 Doc…so the future looks bright for these tits…because the future looks bright for all tits…as long as they stop being so negative as they cry about MeToo / Toxic Masculinity and other fake trials and tribulations that they are up against cuz it gives them something to do now that we have no REAL threats against us… The post Cynda Mcelvana Brings the Naked Instagram Model Comedy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Brooke Candy Nipples of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brooke Candy is the first stripper that I know of who turned to shitty internet rap the hipsters loved – before HIPSTER was mainstream and everyone was doing it…. She was the basis or foundation of the IGGY AZALEA character that was created through fake asses and fucking black dicks. People thought she was edgy, or interesting, and it wasn’t even that long ago…but I guess nothing was THAT long ago, our lives are short and miserable even when they are long…100 years…that’s barely any time…and most of us die by 80…. Point being, to stay edgy, she posts shit like this, her body all marked up by what could be a retarded kid with a marker she fucks, or prison tattoos. I never bought into anything she did, I never found it cool or interesting. I always though tit was attention seeking and trash….and I was right….but she’s still out there trying to get noticed tits out on INSTAGRAM.. Here is her audition to become the next BTK victim….you know Beth Ditto got a career revival in the new Kirsten Dunst show, why not Brooke Candy… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Brooke Candy Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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January Jones With The Tits Out of the Day

Posted on September 16, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

January Jones trying to find a dad for her illegitimate child with Jason Sudeskis… We are not surprised that January Jones was knocked up by a mystery man, one of those “too many dudes have cum in me” stories of Hollywood success, because all these women are fucking garbage sex workers, who happen to do their sex work at a higher level, and get paid for their sex work by getting cast in movies that further feed their egos… BUT January Jones does have big tits and big tits are worth looking at on all women, not just overpaid girls who fucked their way to whatever TOP January Jones is at….while wearing a great top for us to see her marketability because without the 40 year old doing shit like this – I can’t help but wonder why anyone would care…but when they do shit like this…I GET IT…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post January Jones With The Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cindy Bruna Nipples of the Day

Posted on September 16, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cindy Bruna with her nipples out at Rihanna’s Diamond Ball event….. Cindy Bruna is some ethnic Victoria’s Secret model because they need that in order to lie about being inclusive, diverse, multi-cultural, when all of us know hot pussy has no ethnicity…it’s just hot pussy. In keeping with the Victoria’s Secret school of modelling, she’s at an event tits out, so people get a sense of her and her name, so that when they get her working more aggressively for them, she’ll already be in a position to push product…which they need because they are drowning thanks to being to total opposite of everything the young public is into….like bras…and sexualizing hot chicks to sell bras… But they are a multi billion dollar brand and can buy their way into all of your hearts! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Cindy Bruna Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Figure Skater in Tight Leggings of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Polina Edmunds bringing in the Figure Skating season strong…. Figure Skating, a sport I have jacked off to at least once, thanks to being from a pre-porn era of only having one TV channel because I preferred to spend my money on alcohol than Cable…and that one TV channel being Canadian would broadcast every Figure Skating competition on weekends….the time you’re laying on your couch hungover prepping to go out drinking again in a few hours…that downtime moment of asses being flashed in panty upskirts to choreographed song….athleticism but not overly athletic like those midget Gymnasts…still ladylike which you can’t find anywhere anymore, not even tennis….memories of being a pervert in a simpler time…. While now, these girls bring the slut off the ice as much as on the ice – making them worthy of jacking off to on all platforms…like this Polina Edmunds JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Figure Skater in Tight Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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