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Bebe Rexha Fucks the Floor of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve seen paparazzi pics of this Bebe Rexha girl and my only joke I have about her – that isn’t even funny – because I am not funny and have no real edge left on this blade that are my crippled arthritic fingers that have written more that 50,000 posts no one gives a fuck about, more words than some of the most celebrated writers have written because apparently volume isn’t the key to success…substance is and we’ve got none of that here….unless you consider Bebe Rexha…some interchangeable act who decided to LADY gaga and turn a music writing career behind the scenes into some egocentric and narcissistic brand…it’s like why give the gold to other people, when you can just keep it for yourself and win…especially when the record label is behind you.. Well my only joke on Bebe Rexha is that she’s not Ana Rexha cuz she’s thick as fuck, but I guess in this lighting and pose, this doggy style dog…she looks appealing…I mean maybe it’s the black light stripper moves applied to the pop music since everyone’s a fucking porn star in their own right… Ass in her fucking air…. She’s got the right idea for a poptart at 30 just getting it going… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bebe Rexha Fucks the Floor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Barbara Palvin Wet Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Barbara Palvin is back at it. I just had an argument with a Barbara Palvin fan who believes she is in her late 30s…but I distinctly remember when she was just 18 and abducted from Hungary by the evil underwear brand..and used as a patsy to cover-up Miranda Kerr, who is now Snapchat’s Founder’s wife and baby momma…but was once an old underwear model hag trying to stay young with Beiber’s Sperm…which just got her fired….but put PALVIN on the map…and it wasn’t all that long ago, but it was long enough ago for her to fall off, get fat, and make a comeback by 25..this is her comeback….for a bikini company doing some hipster slutty bathing suit content….the bane of my existence because there is just so much of this content it never fucking ends… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Wet Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jaime King Hard Skinny Nipples of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jaime King is an ex heroin addict model from the 90s, who had a boyfriend die of a drug overdose as people do when they start fucking with heroin, who survived that era and moved to LA to become an actor, or whatever the fuck she is, but who’s tits don’t seem to have survived, because I guess that’s what happens when you have kids and hey suck the tits off your chest, or when you have to start starving yourself to stay fit, or maybe she’s had cancer…I don’t know..I just know her nipples are hard, her face looks old and tired, but she’s still worth looking at as a reminder of how precious life is, how you only are here for a limited time and how you fucking expire quick…. Inspiring really. Here are her tits us old fucks used to jack off to….before internet porn was in video and when tits were enough… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jaime King Hard Skinny Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gabby Epstein and Bree Kleintop Fake Naked Lesbians of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gabby Epstein and Bree Kleintop are two instagram thots posing like fake lesbians, the LGBT community should be enraged but instead they are just turned on. Sticking penis shaped objects up inside them…sometimes in strap on form so that they can stick it up each other…like they were born with a Phallus of their own…to live that TOXIC masculinity without the balls to get in the way… It’s also a good thing these girls get naked to take the attention away from those awful faces, its like dogged faced Nina Agdal and a subway sandwich had a baby…..look close you’ll see what I mean…. I guess this is just further evidence that bodies, tanned and naked, fit and naked, are enough to trick instagram algorithm into likes and follows….this instagram thing is the era of average looking chicks getting paid to get naked like they were real models…even though when you look at Bree Kleintop and Gabby they look like your old accountant Herschel…with smaller tits. Point being…this picture has already been photoshopped and it’s still just repetitive shit lazy people put out to keep the momentum of their bullshit instagram model life. Keep up the hard work, you know they think this is hard work, all while it requires little to no effort…beyond traveling places and showing up…. Pretty silly times. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gabby Epstein and Bree Kleintop Fake Naked Lesbians of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Farrah Abraham Bikini of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Farrah Abraham is my business partner, who doesn’t know she’s my business partner, and who I guess I haven’t done any business with since 2013, when her sex tape came out and I was lucky enough to get featured on an actual relevant website, since we know that this isn’t an actual relevant website, all because I had the exclusive squirting clip, which you’d assume would make me an actual relevant website, but the internet doesn’t really work that way….some sites get all the love, and others are sort of in existence but no one actually cares about them or check in on them, since it’s a lot of the same shit for 14 years, but isn’t everything alot of the same shit, I get it I’m not Instagram or Facebook Owned you pricks….but at least I keep doing this for the 1 -2 people who care…..it is loyalty man…committed to a cause I haven’t figured out yet…but figure if I live another 14 years I still won’t have figured out…but I will still be updating this shi…it’s a habit. Anyway, I made 10k off her sex tape, the squirt scene…I’ve seen her get fucked up the ass, I’ve see her ass get implants, her tits get bolted on…the mental illness that is celebrity and fame…an empire collapsing, but still existing…from Teen Mom, slutty teen getting on TV, to thong bikinis…all while being horse faced and disgusting…pretty fucking brilliant run. I would watch her biopic and you’d probably jerk off to it. That is why I appreciate both you and Farrah. Equally sick fucking weirdos. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Random Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Lacometti is some girl with her tits out on Instagram… Good fucking hustle girl…. We appreciate you and her titty quest to greatness. I hope love finds her in the form of rich perverts looking for a girl to pay rent for. Unless she is a rich kid, which is very possible. They do this too! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Random Topless Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsa Hosk and Martha Hunt Wet in Mexico of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

ELSA HOSK and MARTHA HUNT are on vacation together getting wet as fuck…. which is probably porn to some of you….because hot models getting half naked and white is fucking exciting…two blondes, one Swedish girl and one American girl coming together for the sake of leisure… Look at the way her inner thigh meets her vagina…it’s creepy looking…and we like it because it isn’t fat…who needs fat…in a world of fat…NO VICTORIA’S SECRET…at least that was before the fat people all protested and freaked out..getting the CEO fired….forcing the brand to scramble and make amends trying to please and satisfy everyone involved, every angry feminist fat chick with nothing better to do that tweet angrily at Victoria’s Secret cuz it’s an exclusive club… I hate how people, brands, everyone gives into and panders to these people with nothing better to do that protest and campaign against bullshit….which is too bad, lets celebrate tall hot chicks the way they are celebrating themselves and each other….seriously. It’s great. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elsa Hosk and Martha Hunt Wet in Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halsey is an InstaThot of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Halsey, a drug sniffing on a Jet Ski in Miami party girl from who the fuck cares, who gets away with sniffing drugs on a Jet ski, and brands still endorse her instead of blacklisting her, since drugs was part of her rise to the top of the charts, you know playing some bullshit party girl storyline, a mixed raced girl who liked the VIP of the club, where she met DJs who let her lay down vocal tracks, while they laid down pipe, a small trade off to get her where she needed to go….because DJs for some reason never get called out for fucking all the party girls, but DJs, some I know personally over the years, since they are all in their 40s now, despite their fans being 17, creepy….never go down for being creeps…. Well, she spent a few years getting noticed, then spent this past year trying to sexualize herself to push her position as a relevant performer as far as she fucking could….and now she’s got her song as number 4 on the Billboard 100…because all it takes is some clever manipulation from every angel…you just gotta focus on the end game and get there by being half naked. She looks better than she used to, so I guess with fame, and success comes face injections to make her easier to jerk off to now that we’re forced to be exposed to her for years to come…because the world doesn’t know how to UNFOLLOW…and fading to OBSCURITY is difficult. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halsey is an InstaThot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lucy Hale Workout Erotica of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lucy Hale like BRIE LARSON wants you to see her form as she works out in compromising poses wearing tight outfits…because she is looking for a second career as a fitness trainer, you know joining the YMCA to spread her knowledge after working with some of the best trainers Hollywood has to offer, you know she was on a hit show, and is currently on a hit show, because some girls get all the luck, and hollywood loves to recycle and pass around pussy more than a pimp with a good earner…why bother cultivating and teaching the new people…when you got some old bitch still trying who shows up on time…. So working at the YMCA will be a nice way to give back to the people, unless she’s just giving you all a free erotic show, like this is a webcam site called INSTAGRAM….where porn happens in all forms and girls get more likes the sluttier they are – whether they pretend to be empowered or not – I get what you’re doing here bro. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lucy Hale Workout Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Big Girl Demi Lovato Replacing Heroin with Food of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This just in, OPIATE ADDICT and OPIATE overdose survivor DEMI LOVATO…who blames everything on being Bi-Polar since that’s an easier excuse than admitting she’s addicted to OPIATES like all these other broken down rich as fuck child stars who aren’t even that interesting, yet have so many issues that they have to turn to OPIATES to stop the pain that is their blessed and luxurious lives….it’s pretty fucking pathetic that these bunch of babies don’t know how to handle their fucking lives when everything is done fo them….brats.. I have no sympathy for some fat trash who the people for some reason care about – on her suicide mission… But I do find it funny that she’s replaced her opiate addiction with food addiction and girl’s back to fat cuz if you gotta fill the void with something and it can’t be that orgasmic opiate feeling these opiate addicts are into…cake is a good alternative…at least that’s what her fat to begin with thighs are telling me…and we’re here listening… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Big Girl Demi Lovato Replacing Heroin with Food of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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