Kristen Dunst and Meth Damon had a baby, and these are her milk filled tits on her mom body, that she at least has a kid to justify, unlike the body she had before the kid, that you assumed was a mom body, cuz she’s fucking old as fuck….you know making it count..where it matters… She has consistently been a set of fat tits on a small frame and the fat tits just got fatter thanks to nature, and women tits being used to feed their kids, that for some reason certain groups are protesting and fighting for the desexualizing of tits, which will never work, because dudes like you will always jerk off to tits, especially when the desexualizing of tits involves showing tits in public… I mean I have never hated when a mom breasts feeds in public, even before it was a political protest, women did it..it’s called feeding her fucking kid…and I would always try to get as close to the action, front row titty show…and they’d be the ones uncomfortable with the whole process…to which I’d say “don’t pull your tits out for a pervert who loves tits to see the fucking tits”…it’s just common sense…cuz tits…no matter what the protest is…will always be something I want to jerk off on, or suck on…and even these women who say don’t sexualize their tits, are titty fucking dudes they don’t want to actually fuck, or taking loads on their tits…totally discounting their whole war on the sexualizing of tits. I AM ONTO YOU LYING TITTY PROTESTORS JUST LOOKING FOR A REASON TO SHOW TIT. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kristen Dunst Big Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne is into showing herself off, because that’s what shameless disney kids are raised to do….by both their parents and the execs making money off of them… Her trying to navigate and find her own way, using her disney fame to post slutty pics, and smut of herself and her meth looking gender-less boyfriend wasn’t clever, or even that interesting, despite her body being young and fit and her tits being big, it was just a natural progression of being a disney kid…this is how that shit works… In her annoying raver playing a weirdo, when she’s so fucking mainstream it offends me that I am even posting on her, she’s grown out her armpit hair…her fiery armpit hair…and I guess her bush…it’s a trend….that allows her to flash her panties to the world on her instagram feed…when feeling lonely and in need of some attention…cuz all these idiots are the same…barely interesting, lazy but willing to get naked…to compensate for their lack of brains, talent, ability….and I guess they know how to lure in the troops of other idiots who have no mind or concept of what is good or not….just used to sucking back on sugary drinks like the retards they are…have you seen these people try to write out words…I’m talking the youth…actually writing things beyond memes captions and Thanksgiving Clapbacks (it’s a thing)…..they are fucking dumb porn addicted morons…and this is their leader….. Not bad for a redhead…but if you’re going to go this far…you might as well go all the way…and bring us the firecrotch Lohan prepared us for…back when girls shaved their pussies into looking like scared deflated wrinkly animals….before BUSH was celebrated the way I’ve always wanted it to be….and for as long as I can remember…the way I’ve been fighting for it to be free…. Here is another look at the bush JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Possible Bella Thorne’s Hairy Bush Sighting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
First off…this has been the most fun post I’ve ever put together in 14 years of doing the site. It has given me a new found appreciation for life and this job…. That said: ZALO is a new company that makes really high end, fancy, and amazing vibrators…they are offering you an exclusive and amazing deal….35% off if you use code stepzalo35 …. I posted on their products HERE They are all over the site, because they are our friends, and because we share a common passion and interest….making girls cum…or watching girls cum…because girls work so hard taking care of us…or fighting with us and our toxic masculinity…many hold jobs, run the household, raise the kids….and give up their sex appeal all for the men in their lives….so for them….those feminists…not the annoying lazy millennial feminists…we salute them….and should gift them all, moms, sisters, aunts, the mail lady, the coffeeshop clerk, EVERY WOMAN….the gift that keeps on giving…or coming…never going….a high end luxury VIBE…that she will fucking LOVE!!! These typically go for 200 dollars in store, you can get one for 100 dollars all in…if you use the 35% off code stepzalo35 …. CLICK HERE The gift of masturbation, a beautiful thing, especially when she lets you watch….hopefully she lets you watch.. The female orgasm, a beuatiful thing, everyone likes a good orgasm….. So if you’ve got a cam girl, a girl you’re into, a girl who has restraining orders against you, and I know you do…a girl you want to see cum, or want to make cum with the help of beautifully crafted toys….or if you are just happy knowing a girl is using your gift to have an orgasm…get up on this… Zalo is luxury, their designs are amazing, the quality great…and .the gift that is normally 200 dollars because of it’s design for half the price that she’ll never know you got on discount because you will save it for Christmas. GENIUS….she may act shy, embarassed, especially if you gift her in front of her parents or her kids, but she’ll be begging for more, screaming with pleasure, proud to know you….because the gift of orgasm makes the gift giver a fucking hero to anyone involved…. GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE TO celebrate orgasms…here’s a fucking lot of girls showing off their O-Face…porny maybe, but the world is a fucking porno…and we’re all just primates in it…this is drunkenstepfather not christian mingle…you can handle some tits cumming…it’s designed to inspire you to BUY A ZALO GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE The post So Many O-Faces for a Black Friday Luxury Sex Toy Sale of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I wonder if this is Laci Peterson’s sister…or maybe she’s Scott Peterson, our resident Death Row Chiller, new wife…because these bitches marry all the serial killers with their weird prison inmate pen pal dating apps they use to find inmates who never will be released to feed their empty and lonliness without too much commitment or involvement…until the motherfucker gets some DNA evidence releasing him from Jail…forcing you to actually deal with a fucking convict….ruining your whole plan of just being a weirdo who marries people in jail… I am sure Peterson is a common name, and this unknown nude model in her sheer panties, doing her hipster shoot is actually named Emma Paterson not Peterson….so this post makes no sense…but maybe she’s Robert Paterson’s wife or sister, with her titties out like she was his ex Kristen Stewart, and she better watch out cuz apparently Kristen Stewart is into the whole strap on, pussy eating, mutual masturbation, lesbian shit with models…like some kind of pervert she clearly is…. Either way, her name Emma Paterson . And she’s nude. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Paterson Topless Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I wonder if this is Laci Peterson’s sister…or maybe she’s Scott Peterson, our resident Death Row Chiller, new wife…because these bitches marry all the serial killers with their weird prison inmate pen pal dating apps they use to find inmates who never will be released to feed their empty and lonliness without too much commitment or involvement…until the motherfucker gets some DNA evidence releasing him from Jail…forcing you to actually deal with a fucking convict….ruining your whole plan of just being a weirdo who marries people in jail… I am sure Peterson is a common name, and this unknown nude model in her sheer panties, doing her hipster shoot is actually named Emma Paterson not Peterson….so this post makes no sense…but maybe she’s Robert Paterson’s wife or sister, with her titties out like she was his ex Kristen Stewart, and she better watch out cuz apparently Kristen Stewart is into the whole strap on, pussy eating, mutual masturbation, lesbian shit with models…like some kind of pervert she clearly is…. Either way, her name Emma Paterson . And she’s nude. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Paterson Topless Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I was looking at a picture of Sara Sampaio in some billboard I happened to be standing next to a billboard of her…maybe it was at Victoria’s Secret…I don’t know…but I do know that they didn’t smooth out her face and I could see her full beard….Sara Sampaio…the original bearded lady…and if you know Portugese people…that isn’t all that surprising…. But who cares about her beard….while she’s out on the beach showering for the fans….like she was her dad fishing in the Azores for his family to grill…as the portugese do…only the fish being cleaned is her….for her rich billionaire boyfriend to feast on….because rich billionaires like Victoria’s Secret models. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Sampaio Outdoor Shower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I was looking at a picture of Sara Sampaio in some billboard I happened to be standing next to a billboard of her…maybe it was at Victoria’s Secret…I don’t know…but I do know that they didn’t smooth out her face and I could see her full beard….Sara Sampaio…the original bearded lady…and if you know Portugese people…that isn’t all that surprising…. But who cares about her beard….while she’s out on the beach showering for the fans….like she was her dad fishing in the Azores for his family to grill…as the portugese do…only the fish being cleaned is her….for her rich billionaire boyfriend to feast on….because rich billionaires like Victoria’s Secret models. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Sampaio Outdoor Shower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Avril Lavigne the Canadian who moved in on the USA thanks to her song and dance routine, and never left. Stealing all your jobs like she was a Pilgrim stealing the land from the Natives on this Thanksgiving Feast they also stole from the natives, in what they portray as a friendly dinner amongst like minded people who wanted the growth and development of the country, when really it was just a take what they wanted cuz they were fat white people…. Well, it looks like she’s out there trying to get a new album together, a second coming of christ, if you were to think she was your lord and savior and you worshiped her like the pervert you are, because I am sure Canada, the place I live think of her as some kind of hero, but she’d really only be a hero if she killed off her husband Nickelback when she had a chance. I realize you just really liked that she played the 15 year old girl until she was 30…roleplaying…that mall rat life…and her old lady legs today aren’t exciting – but I am doing it for Canada. The post Avril Lavigne Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Guess what? It’s THANKSGIVING…and here’s a pilgrim from Barbados who has managed to influence your country’s pop culture, reminding you that there is no official AMERICA, but rather a series of immigrants who make up your great nation, and who produce content for your great nation to absorb and digest and buy into….all while making the immigrant far more rich than any actual American living in their trailer park home…and if that isn’t hilarious to you, it’s hilarious to me… Here are her tits in some magazine spread…because this is how that media wins you over and tricks you into paying attention to their shit. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rihanna Tits for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s Thanksgiving, so look at some American Colonialist named Olga de Mar making her way in the world…the American way and thanks to the internet she doesn’t even need to be in America to do it….but because of the American influence and the American need to follow nude pics of nude girls getting nude from all over the world….on American owned social media platforms…she is in a lot of ways living the American Dream….a Thanksgiving Miracle featuring someone who may not even know what Thanksgiving is, but doesn’t need to to contribute to the bottom line of American publicly traded companies through hr hotness…and willingness to do whatever it takes to get noticed. I give thanks to sluts. Her bio “do not offer me instagram brand deal,escorting,image,hostess,hairdone,friendship,love” What… The post Olga de Mar in a Hot Nude Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
