Hailey Baldwin is not necessarily a fake Christian. I assume she believes her own bullshit. But she’s a pretty fucking slutty party girl Christian who does things that are so unchristian according to me. Like being a vapid egotistical narcissistic cunt who gets paid when the brands can’t afford the Jenners and the Hadids…who no longer needs to get paid because she’s married her viral sensation Bieber without a pre-nup… When I see her and her many features that look a bit too much like Bieber, which makes sense due to her Narcissm out and about…pussy out in pants…I think she’s pretty fucking garbage and if there was a god he would strike her down for representing all that is wrong with the world…and misrepresenting him along the way…. I don’t see how she plays being good, when this is her life…putting her pussy out there for people to jack off to cuz they Like Stephen Baldwin’s Barney Rubble performance…oh wait, maybe that was Rick Moranis, either way…garbage rich kid being garbage and culturally appropriating god. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hailey Baldwin Fat Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lindsay Lohan got her amazing tits out for Paper Magazine, because despite what Arianna Grande thinks, Lohan is still fucking amazing, relevant, has the capacity to go viral and was clearly left out of Bootleg Grande’s video I didn’t watch, but that I know was Mean Girls Themed, and that her PR team emailed hit over 1 billion views in 4 days breaking some kind of record, because it was Mean Girls themed and thus relevant, and Mean Girls is only relevant cuz of Lohan, bringing this back full circle to that if Lohan was in the video, no one would even notice the bootleg Disney Kid who has been trying to be as relevant as Lohan for ever, but has only achieved on terror attack and one ex boyfriend who killed himself… I believe Lohan is my spirit animal that is connected to my soul – despite not really paying attention to her or her accents her crazy ass has….but I do support all she does with her tits out…cuz they are great tits…and are likely the reason I think of her as my spirit animal connected to my soul…. The post Lindsay Lohan Hot in Paper Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Katharine McPhee is dancing in a bikini, because this is what winning at life looks like… The girl, who has a rumored voice of an angel in song, has managed to take her fat tits from American idol, where she launched her career, to some acting that she probably made good money on, to dating a 75 year old man, which isn’t so bad, cuz he doesn’t look 75 and because he’s a fucking legend in music, and in bed according to Gigi Hadid’s mom, the zombie he fucked before McPhee….probably back when he didn’t need Testosterone shots and viagra to get hard, in some rich LA David Foster Canadian taking over the world…one pussy at a time… The interesting thing about Katharine McPhee is that when her phone got hacked and her nudes got leaked…one set of pics was a pussy after a labia reduction surgery that you know she was taking to send to the doctor and as vile as that is…at least her pussy lips aren’t flapping in the wind….or as David Foster likes to call it…the Earth Wind and Fire who he produced in the 80s. …. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Katharine McPhee Bikini Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s a where are they now – the heroin addicted model who you may have jerked off to in the 90s cuz she had big tits on her small frame and did artistic nudes because it was th time to be naked especially when all jacked up on opiates… She survived her heroin chic era, her boyfriend at the time didn’t, but then she went on to have other boyfriends and live a full life that is probably annoying to be around, because if you know ex opiate addicts, you know they never shut up about opiates, and if you know celebrity model bitches, you know they never shut up in general, because they are so into themselves and think the world is into them also, and can’t get enough of themselves… But now she’s putting up nudes on Instagram like it was the 90s, and not like it’s now, when she is 90…and there’s nothing wrong with adding a little tit we’ve seen before in our lives. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jaime King Naked on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Chrissy Teigen is fucking trashy attention seeking and annoying, so this pic of her milking her cow self is not that surprising to me, to see her playing the Holstein / Jersey heifer is as offensive as any bitch with fat tits to go with her fat mom body can be…which is not offensive at all but rather amazing….and a sign of an unstable person who got lucky on Twitter and tricked the lazy media to write about her like she was relatable and relevant…all while putting herself and her dirty laundry and I guess dirty tits out there….. This is her trying to keep up momentum, in a where can she turn to next…. I don’t know how this wallet fucking, who invested in the queer pianist harder than Liberace’s HIV invested in him, pretty much just fucking terrorizing the pianist from the inside out, forcing him to give her a career riding his fame, becoming some “American Sweetheart”…who gets work, praise, for being so real…despite being a strategic and manipulative… I am not a fan, she fucking annoys me and I wish those complaints of suicide were less complaints and more plans she put into action, rather than this plan of being relevant like Ellen…on Ellen being put into action and working… The internet is fucking weird… The post Chissy Teigen is a Dairy Cow of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sarah Hyland is so weird looking, but she’s getting naked and showing the world her ass on her vacation because that is what you do when you learn how much people on your social media like seeing you naked or half naked, it’s like before being directly tapped into her pervert fans through her cellphone…she had no idea how easy it was to get instant praise and feel hot about yourself despite knowing you look at bit too much like a cartoon character… I am all for bare asses, tits, etc from girls we see on TV, not that we watch TV, but that we know are on TV and are big stars on TV….because it reduces them to the basic attention whores we know they all are…and we like that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland Naked Skinny Dipping Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Madison Beer still as the tits her mom made her utilize when they started getting the Youtube Views and realized that it was strictly because of the perverts looking at her young tits…because that is what YOUTUBE is…a publicly traded porn site to the weirdos….. I know there was concern amongst our 1 reader that her tits were lost due to a Fentanyl addiction…like all the cool kids exploided by their parents for social media are….it’s a trend…the bi-product of influencers influencing nothing but making the most noise in the room. Here she is potentially showing nipple in a lace bra some from her instagram.. TO SEE MORE OF HER POTENTIAL NIPPLE IN LACE CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Madison Beer Erotic Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Good thing everyone is classy and doesn’t get naked to sell product, so that when they do get half naked, we can collectively jump up and down with our boners in our hands like a bunch of circle jerking gamers from the Sci/Fi club at the local college watching Star Trek parody porn on a Friday night because they may be losers, but at least they have each other… It’s almost boring, and that could be my fat man high estrogen / lower testosterone speaking, or maybe it’s my Rihanna is old and fat get someone else naked speaking…but I can say that out of all the starlets, she’s one who should get naked since she worked as a hooker for tourists in Barbados before she got famous, it’s how she got famous…I have insiders in Barbados who told me. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rihanna in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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