Hey sick fucks. Here is Kate Beckinsale getting her tongue out there because she knows her pervert fans are so into her that it is on a weird level and in being so into her just the most insignificany thing she does makes them jack off… From Underworld vampire nonsense to eternal life as the chick in Underworld who ages well thanks to science. She as a 19 year old kid….which means 19 years for her Pussy to recover…so get in on it before menopause makes her gross to jack off to. Not that you care about gross. The post Kate Beckinsale’s Tongue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Christina Aguilera brought out the goods to remind you that 40 years old is pretty fucking old, but not too old to be slutty on Instagram because she’s Christina Aguilera and she is at the level of fame that is untouchable, which is probably why she’s allowed herself to get fat, it’s the marriage syndrome the celeb edition, you eventually give up on everything because you can. The people are trapped! If you are fans of her and her fat tits cuz she was the hotter pop star, early slutty, and we support her for that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Slutty Christina Aguilera of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nothing like an mentally unstable rich kid who wants to be a social media influencer….doing all she can to get noticed between mental breakdowns and rehab stints….like a rich kid would…especially one who has a cousin doing a better job at living her dream, married to Bieber, cuz they are together married to god…while this one is married to doing a terrible fucking job at influencer-ing, even her nudes are shit. But she’s got that Alec Baldwin body… The post Ireland Baldwin’s Alec Baldwin Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Man VS Witches Cop taken for a Ride Dude Turned Himself into a Space Elf… Just a Lion at the Local Park Couple Gets Runned Over Squirrel VS Delivery Man The post Terrible Caught Getting Head from a Hooker and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Tongue Tricks Jocks are Still Fucking Queers Angry Bagel Man Meth Addict Punches Commuter Barbers Shoot at Armed Robbers… Teacher Cuts Student’s Hair during National Anthem…. The post Dude Gets Caught Eating Some Dude’s Wife’s Pussy and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you know who Pixie Lott is…she’s in a bikini…. If you do not know who Pixie Lott is….she’s still in a bikini… That is the most fascinating thing about celebrity…..it doesn’t matter if people know who are you are, you still exist in a higher profile than the normal person, and your bikini pics that may not be as exciting as lower level bikini pics…seem so much more important… This Pixie Lott, a pop star from the UK, I don’t know her songs, but I do know her recently found tits, looking as exciting….and hot bodied….as she can….and that’s enough effort for me.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pixie Lott is Fun in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s the fifth day of Christmas, and along with playing “Baby It’s Cold Outside” on repeat as a protest against the American people, the history of America, the 1940s Christmas Nostalgia where the tone of the people seemed a lot more simple with good old American values…that we can look at and know as conscious beings that things have changed but that doesn’t take away from the quality of those things… So I’m here to celebrate Christmas in full Christmas Glory..and like Ellen and Oprah and all the other assholes doing a 12 days of Christmas countdown…I am bring you our 12 days of Christmas countdown…. Unfortunately, I don’t get 100,000 products to giveaway to all of you members of this site. The most trafficked unpopular site on the internet… But I do get to share awesome product ideas with you to buy into, gift your mom, dad, granny, neighbor, sister, brother, sister wife, who the fuck cares just gift a motherfucker with amazing gifts like this one from our friends at GENIUS PIPES They are offering you am exclusive discount…and if you’re from Canada and looking forward to smoking weed with your family this year, finally out in the open cuz it is legal, so your judgemental mom can’t call you a burn out stoner….when you’re clearly just following the rules….or if you’re still a closet case smoker…this GIFT is for you. It’s sleek design…it’s amazing…there is a NO COUGH GUARANTTEE, it is THIN AND DISCREET which is something women may not want in the cocks they fuck, but that they want in their pipes….it is STRONG, there is WATERLESS FILTRATION, it PRESERVES ALL FLAVORs….and it’s awesome….so GET ONE NOW Here’s a shoot we did with them, because you know we have produced original content before, I am a fan of girls getting half naked and posing with products that get them hight….because it’s not all just about hating on and reposting that instagram smut….SO SHOP NOW The models name is @ilvykokomo on instagram if you want to check her out….cuz she’s pretty amazing. Now – get yourself a GENIUS PIPE!! USE SECRET CODE – stepforum – FOR A DISCOUNT FIND OUT MORE NOW Now – get yourself a GENIUS PIPE!! USE SECRET CODE – stepforum – FOR A DISCOUNT FIND OUT MORE NOW USE SECRET CODE – stepforum – FOR A DISCOUNT CHECK IT OUT NOW The post Genius Pipes is the stepHOLIDAY Gift of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Barbara Palvin’s comeback tour is the highlight of the Holidays….the Christmas Miracle you should all stare at…because just last year she looked like she had a few too many sugar plums, a few too many sugar cookies, a few too many Turkeys or Tofurkeys, a few too many roasted chestnuts and yule logs, bitch was a fucking fluffy gingerbread man….out of work, back turned on her by the mall brand that sells over priced made in china sweatshop, yeast infection causing panties…because they believe in tough love and having high standards for the pussy they strip down….but she’s back and she’s delivering it…and whether you’re Hungry for Hungary or not Hungry at all…you can appreciate this kind of behavior whether it is well paid, or just doing it for the love of dudes jerking off to her instagram…it’s amazing enough for me…which isn’t saying much, I’ve had lap dances from homeless inuits who haven’t showered in weeks and still been abe to cum….despite low testosterone and overall shitty health….but it’s still great. Some Video…. Oh yeah…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Wet Bikini Ass is Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The site is janky, but we are still updating it, because what the fuck else am I going to do. If you see 502 errors it is because someone is trying to bring us down…but we are still putting up posts in between the downtime…think of it as my Christmas gift to you, because Christmas is coming, the goose and really all women are getting fat, but there are still hot chicks out there and that’s really the only miracle we need. The post Eden Bristowe & Maria Moller Topless Model You Never Heard of Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Edita Vilkeviciute is old by now, I feel like we’ve seen her masculine features offset by her huge tits for a really long time at this point, but like all women, they aren’t giving up easy, even if they have a handful of kids, they come back at us like they never left, like they never turned 30, like their vaginas are intact and the whole thing is fucking weird. I guess the whole getting paid thing keeps them at it, why not cash in and get money to continue to do pretty much nothing, the most simplistic shit….BUT there’s still something nice about cashing out, disappearing and enjoying the rest of your life without showing your tits to stay relevant…but that getting paid thing keeps their rich boyfriends and husbands thinking they are worth the investment and I guess it’s all just one big lie anyway…and instead of analyzing it in a top level unimportant way..we should just look at the tits…and say “hey tits. I see you tits”….which is really the depth I like to put into things…you know half retarding through life. The post Edita Vilkeviciute Still Has Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
