A few days ago – Alyssa Milano put up a few pics of her looking like shit because she looks like shit in a bikini… I ignored it – but today I felt compelled to put it up – cuz she’s got some fucking weird fans who will appreciate this and be hurt that I’ve made fun of their hairy Who’s the Boss, Tony Danza fucking, annoying on social media, but not to me cuz she’s blocked me, sloppy fat pile of middle age shit…that potentially smells pretty bad…because that’s what happens to fat girl vagina as they rot…I know cuz I married one.. The post Alyssa Milano Doesn’t Realize she’s 50 and Beat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Do you believe in life after Johnny Depp…Amber heard does…and she’s doing it with her tits in a tight dress…you know to get noticed and to be taken seriously in the world…trying to downplay the fact she’s just a sugar baby with solid tactics… I am surprised she’s not spread eagled and diddling herself…because that’s just the kind of slut she is.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amber Heard’s Devil Titties for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jessica Lowndes may be some garbage level celebrity who doesn’t matter. I thought she was the one who married Channing Tatums, but as it turns out she’s the 90210 the new generation, who I guess is from Canada and did Degrassi, not that I remember her from the Igloo party we nominated Drake as our representative with his fake twang accent…when it should have been this one…this bootleg celebrity, probably a rich girl, who has bought herself a set of tits as she takes on her 30s as a girl who was on TV for a minute… Here she is oiling up those tits, like they are a used car…cuz they’re used up….which is why she’s still in LA doing LA things…without making any moves ever…unless she’s a rich kid…probably a rich kid…or maybe just a pussy rich kids ejaculate in…who knows… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Lowndes Gets Her Tits Oiled Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s something none of us needed to see pretty much ever…. An old washed up Lily Allen rich kid with a pop career that lasted a few minutes but enough minutes to become famous… I didn’t want to see her gross tits a decade ago – and I am not into them now but I bet one of you still jerks off to her smile song and I like to run niche fetish content. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Allen Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Halsey is a real fucking troll who has sucked DJ dick hard enough to get famous and now she is out trying to position herself as hot…not that you need to be hot to suck DJ dick hard enough to get a vocal track on one of their songs…DJs fuck some really ugly girls who linger in the VIP room of the super clubs they play at…those groupies just need to be outgoing enough or weird and quirky enough to be marketable….. Now that she’s famous and has money cuz the world has low standards….and now has money and has decided to become an instagrammer with a set of fake tits or maybe this is photoshopped. I don’t know I have just seen her getting sluttier and sluttier cuz a ho is a ho is ho. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halsey New Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Tessa Greiner is some Canadian, possibly from Toronto, girl getting naked for attention on the social media channels, and who has used her hustle of getting naked to get 73,000 followers which isn’t that much, but in Canadian Terms is the equivalent of 730,000 followers, since our population is 10% of your population… I have never met her at the maple syrup igloo party all Canadians attend every spring during the maple harvest….but she exists and looks fucking great. It’s easy to call out a girl for getting naked to progress her career and get noticed, but it’s hard to hate a girl for getting naked for attention, it’s a naked chick and naked chicks are great, especially when they look as good as Tessa Greiner….any girl who wants easy money, fame, access, solid trips around the world who isn’t getting naked or doing the instagram nudity thing….is a fucking idiot…cuz getting naked is far easier than developing other skills to be compelling…why put the effort into that…when you can just be this… All This to say….where are her fucking nipples?!!? This is too strategic nude…so conservative and Canadian of her…if she was American, she’d have a 12 inch dildo up in her while pouting her plastic injected tits. The post Tessa Greiner Hot Instagram Nude Shoot of they Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Porn in the Bar Dude Pisses Himself White Woman Claims Racism! Bare Breasted March Man Uses Christmas Wrapping as a Weapon Super Amazon Delivery There is a Shortage of Men in Pataya Man VS Airport Machine Black Woman Beat Down The post Woman Rubs Lollipop on Cunt for a Stranger to Suck and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I saw a ginger kid – a weird beady eyed ginger kid, dressed like Harry Potter the other day and I realized something I always knew and that being a ginger is a birth defect, or disability, or retardation. It is hard not to be terrifying when you are a ginger. The only hope is hot body, hot tits, and slutty behavior to distract us all…seriously… Bella Thorne is lucky she’s got a hot young body she exploits like all the social media girls…cuz it makes her less creepy than that Harry Potter looking ginger with the bug eyes totally genetically fucked up I saw this weekend…you know more fuckable…. The post Bella Thorne is a Christmas Troll of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Just a Woman Taking a Shit Dude Gets Handjob in Public Deputy Tackles Girl Dude Broke a Cops Nose Houston Pawn Shop Robbery Woman VS Van Bumper Whiskey Bottle to the Face The post Dude Jacking Off on a Stranger in a Store and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Natalie Portman is iconic to the virgin losers of the world…from Star Wars to Judaism…she’s an awkward maybe autistic 40 year old dudes dream…the kind of guy who jacks off to Star Wars…and who goes nutty over her Black Swan lesbian shit…cuz it’s juat too intense for them…who still like her at 40 and who see her legs on tv…because they still have tv…and the use the opportunity to put a fresh coat of sperm on their Natalie Portman statue made of sperm these dudes make…it’s a thing. The post Natalie Portman Legs for the Virgin Losers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
