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Josephine Skriver Naked and Wet of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Josephine Skriver is probably the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models….and she’s out there naked, showing off her amazing body, because what the fuck else are you supposed to do when you’re an underwear model trying to keep up with all the whores out there…you gotta whore out in your own way too and her body, as you already know is awesome…. The best thing thing about Josephine Skriver is not that she is a Sci/fi movie premise you can all jerk off to….which isn’t saying much because you can jerk off to anything and everything….you are good at one thing….it’s a creepy thing…but don’t let people underestimate you….or put you down…you have a skill…and that’s what matters and at the rate things are going, that skill..the ability to jerk off to anything will be all anyone needs to get by… That said, she was created in a lab by her biologist homosexual father and his lesbian donor egg…probably funded by the evil Empire she works for and who pays her bonus for posts on social media like this…you know it all helps the cause…and is the reason they do these longterm deals. She was clearly genetically modifed, may die of some weird cancer because her homosexual dad played god…but at least her time here looked this good…. The best thing about Josephine Skriver is that when she came to America to work for the brand. She was a VIRGIN!! The guy she’s with, a serial model fucker broker her in and they are still together in love…but amazing to think she’s only fucked 1 dude in her life, not that it means she doesn’t have herpes from taht one dude…but still pretty unscathed in terms of number of dicks inside her….and if that’s not hot…you’re crazy. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josephine Skriver Naked and Wet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bar Refaeli Slutty of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People get so worked up over Israel and Palestine…. People support the Jews of Israel, others support the Palestinians who had their homes taken from them in the 40s…. I saw a video last week of some London UK politician ranting about how wrong Israel is for displacing all the Palestinians in the 40s, after the Jews in Israel were displaced themselves…and I thought to myself… I just support the tits… and Bar Refaeli, who may not be involved in this conflict, has these tits that can bridge nations together, or at least confuse the people on the other side of the conflict into not wanting to Bomb Tel Aviv, where she lives, because the tits, tits Leo Dicaprio once came on, live… So a few hours ago Israeli jets pound Gaza after rocket hits thee…Bar Refaeli’s instagram feed offers the Israeli clickbait you need to say “hand over that Kosher salt, I’m gonna go jerk off with it as lube, or more of a dry rub, just so it gets in the wounds so that I can actually feel something in my genitals again, which may be unrelated to Bar Refaeli, but I appreciate her bringing the slutty back”….. Booty Shake? JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bar Refaeli Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp Fucks a Cake of the Day

Posted on October 16, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you’re rich, you do all kinds of weird things, because you are rich, and have always had everything you’ve ever wanted, in all aspects of life, from clothing, to vacations, to gadgets….so the only thing you’re left with…is weird sexual fetishes…like fucking a cake…because you can and no one can tell you otherwise…you know when you can have everything or everyone in the world…fucking a cake can be the only thing that gets you off…and I guess that’s what happened for this one… The post Lily Rose Depp Fucks a Cake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Reese Witherspoon Tight Leggings of the Day

Posted on October 16, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing makes me want to masturbate harder and with more hate than seeing Reese Witherspoon in leggings… It’s like one of those things you’d put sex offenders in front of to try to sterilize them to get them to stop the rape… The kind of thing that makes you look in the mirror and wonder what the fuck is wrong with you…what kind of person are you….who masturabtes to Reese Witherspoon.. It’s the thing to masturbate to that brings you great shame and self hatred, like when you used to masturbate to your mom’s dirty laundry hamper, sniffing the panties like the sick fuck you are…you know really into it…until you realize you just came all over your mom’s dirty panties…that you can’t rinse out, or wash she’ll notice…and if you leave your cum on it…she’ll wonder what the fuck is on her panties…and if you throw them out…she’ll wonder where they are…. You know real deep rooted shame you carry into your adulthood…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Reese Witherspoon Tight Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Juliette Lewis Naked Goddess Bush of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a fan of Juliette Lewis. She’s from my era of getting into the movies. From Christmas Vacation, to Cape Fear, to Kalifornia, to Natural Born Killers, to Edward Scissor Hands, no wait that was Winona, this one was in Gilbert Grape, to every single movie she’s ever done…Mixed Nuts, Strange Days, Basketball Diaries…fuck I am turning into IMDB… She’s pretty much legend status… Apparently, she’s in this new HBO show by the cunt Lena Dunham, because they keep giving their regulars work, and it’s called Camping, where people go Camping and I guess skinny dip, showing off bush, while I love bush and celebrate all bush…because bush is great and so is this 45 year old’s bush….better than Lena Dunham’s that I am surprised she didn’t write into the script even though she’s not starring in this show…she’s just writing it, you’d just assume she’d be in a bear costume in the woods outside the campground farting with her ass spread as you know she does… But this isn’t about Lena Dunham, if anything we all need to thank her for writing this nude scene with Juliette Lewis in….we like it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Juliette Lewis Naked Goddess Bush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Man Strips Naked and Jumps in the Shark Tank And Other Videos of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Woman Gets her Ass Kicked Weird Nude Walk…. Idiots… Dude Skateboards off Roof Dude Gets Kncoked the Fuck Out Brawl in Arkansas Gang Fight at In and Out Woman Catches Snake with Hulk Gloves On The post Man Strips Naked and Jumps in the Shark Tank And Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kim Garner’s See Through Dress of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We may not fully know who Kim Garner is or what Kim Garner does, but I’ve told you before and I will tell you again, the most important Kim Garner fact you need to know is not that she’s Jennifer Garner’s cousin, or sister, or daughter from a previous marriage… It’s that she’s been so thirsty to get more famous, to leverage her existing low level fame and make it in America…that she’s done the bikini pics, the selfies, shown off her hot body, been to all the events and no one fucking cares. So she’s put on a see through top, with her tits out, she know people will start to care. It’s interesting that feminism has progressed so much in our lifetime, yet it still takes showing your tits to get noticed and followed and work…. Pretty sad women are so basic, when they could be way more clever, but their laziness and need to be a housewife who doesn’t work will always control them, and pulling out tits is easier than actually doing anything that would require effort… Slackers…. The post Kim Garner’s See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Get Your Vape On with DiscountVapePen of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We’ve partnered up with Discount Vape Pen . They are a vape store, vape experts and they are here to help you get your vape on…. If you’ve left your house in the last 5-6 years, you will know that there are vape stores on every block. You may have asked yourself why there are vape stores on every block. I just assumed that in Canada it was in preparation for the legalization of weed, but as it turns out, it’s because everyone seems to fucking love vapes…. I have been in these vape stores with smokers trying to quit cigarettes getting their nicotine juice, I have been in these stores with stoners trying to get different ways to get high on their WEED and I get it…why smoke anything the traditional way, when you can do it the technologically advanced way. I was talking to a woman the other day and she told me that actual cigarettes are taxed so hard in canada that they are close to 20 dollars a pack. When I used to smoke, they were 4 dollars a pack. That’s crazy enough for me to suggest to smokers out there to make the transition…like Bruce Jenner…but less gay… Obviously, I am going to encourage you to get it at Discount Vape Pen , because they are the best, since they help support this site…and YOU SHOULD TOO!! If you’re into vape, new to vape, a vape virgin, or a weathered and banged out vape whore…you can apprecaite that they have: They have Cartridge Vapes They have Dry Herb Vaporizer Kits They have Vaporizer pen with Clearomizer and USB Charger GET YOUR VAPE ON NOW We’ve partnered up with CLICK HERE The post Get Your Vape On with DiscountVapePen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Upton Pregnant Nipples of the Day

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Hey Perverts who thought Kate Upton was always pregnant – based on her fat, obese tits, and weird shaped big tit body…well she’s actually pregnant now, and she’s still got the big fat tits, some may say they are even fatter when she was just a fat model, and she’s brought them to the Texas baseball game her Husband and Baby Daddy is the star pitcher for…because that’s how you keep a faggy baseball player closeted, you distract him with tits so big he reverts to his baby self and gets hypnotized in, all while being this fake ideal hot chick, who I don’t think was ever hot to begin with, but just busty marketing hype, for the basic normal dudes to think is hot… Look at those fat pale legs and that banged out Belly Button. Disgusting… It’s the weekend now. Fuck off…or stare at fat pregnant tits in a sick fucking dress..inappropriate attention seeking rich kid is what this is…almost perverted of her to wear it out to a game…there are people around…save your pregnant sex for your damn mansion…we don’t need it in the stadium…fucking sick fucks…. The post Kate Upton Pregnant Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Vicky Stark Big Titty Fishing Chick of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know nothing about Vicky Stark …. I am just posting her because when I saw that she was out there producing all kinds of fishing erotica… I once met a guy building a social network for fisherman because fishing which is considered a sport was the largest sport in the world….and he wanted to milk it…. So I figure that my audience, all one and a half of you are into fishing….and girls…but not just any girls, girls who look like this. You know like all American blonde babe who looks like a stripper, or like they work at Hooters, or like they are just white as fuck in the suburbs with their boyfriend who was either military, or who works in finance or selling insurance so that their middle of the road, warm weather, endless tan life can afford their Jeep. Rocking the fake tits and a gym body, on some straight from the beaches and fitness competitions of Florida, who found her voice and found her way….doing fishing content. It’s a fucking great angle, it’s better than just posing to pose, like all them other do nothing bitches…and I have a feeling this Vicky Stark is going to have TV deals in the next month….because fishing and pussy go hand in hand…they even SMELL the same….if you get the right ripe unshowered pussy..and I KNOW YOU DO. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vicky Stark Big Titty Fishing Chick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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