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Jennifer Love Hewitt Geriatric Pregnancy Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a solid excuse for being fat – for once in her life, unless she’s had other kids, which is possible, I stopped paying attention to her when her fat ass caught up to her fat tits…..but today…in this Instagram Erotica…she’s got some Geriatric pregnancy erotica for those of you who don’t find it unnatural for a 40 year old to have a kid – even if the chances of it having Downs Syndrom and other issues are higher…because you’ve loved Jennifer Love Hewitt tits your adult life and any excuse to see her tits, or think about her pussy being filled with cum before being shredded apart is porn to you….

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Alyson Stoner Bikini of the Day

The other day I got in a fight with someone in the comments who schooled me on who Alyson Stoner was. He said that calling her “pushing 30” was like having sex with a 6 year old…or some shit…then he went on to explain that Alyson Stoner was the little kid who danced in Missy Elliott videos, a girl I don’t remember because I don’t watch Missy Elliott videos, but who I assume was like that creepy SIA girl, all 10 years old and dancing around, for the pervert who would use banging a 6 year old as an analogy for anything… So the very important, STOMP THE YARD actress…is liked by creepy perverts and I now know who she is…..and here is her bathing suit.

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Sara Sampaio and Sadie Newman Bra and Panties of the Day

I just followed this Sadie Newman model on instagram – who just broke 100k because she is the newest of the Victoria’s Secret girls. One they’ve found and are cultivating for whatever reason. Using their marketing tactics to make her a celebrity, like putting her in shoots with their other vaginas in their stable. Then getting her in other magazines, working for other brands and really becoming “famous”…as a model that all the other girls envy…so Sadie Newman…she’s your newest masturbation material and all it took was some brand to tell you that she’s hot, relevant and worth jerking off to…and now mattering because a billion dollar evil brand that has sweatshops in China….but distracts you with all the pussy….to make it ok….full smoke and mirrors to sell overpriced panties to retard mall shoppers.. and this is their new pussy… More of Sadie Newman…she’s skinny and rat faced….the way the world seems to like it…

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Sara Sampaio and Sadie Newman Bra and Panties of the Day

Sara Sampaio and Sadie Newman Bra and Panties of the Day

I just followed this Sadie Newman model on instagram – who just broke 100k because she is the newest of the Victoria’s Secret girls. One they’ve found and are cultivating for whatever reason. Using their marketing tactics to make her a celebrity, like putting her in shoots with their other vaginas in their stable. Then getting her in other magazines, working for other brands and really becoming “famous”…as a model that all the other girls envy…so Sadie Newman…she’s your newest masturbation material and all it took was some brand to tell you that she’s hot, relevant and worth jerking off to…and now mattering because a billion dollar evil brand that has sweatshops in China….but distracts you with all the pussy….to make it ok….full smoke and mirrors to sell overpriced panties to retard mall shoppers.. and this is their new pussy… More of Sadie Newman…she’s skinny and rat faced….the way the world seems to like it…

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Sara Sampaio and Sadie Newman Bra and Panties of the Day

Anastasia Karanikolaou Got Them TItties On of the Day

Kylie Jenner’s Friend Anastasia is something because she is Kylie Jenner’s friend. I think she either takes slutty pics of Kylie, but is also a slut in and of herself, because who isn’t these days really,it’s a generational thing…. She’s got her big tits out, her fake face out and inspires me as one of the Jenner Kardashian Henchmen to post up some KYLIE bullshit…not because I like young fat, weird shaped, plastic surgery ridden, puppets and their baby making….or that I like rich kids, brats, the garbage of society that for some reason is celebrated…I really don’t…but for some reason, I reason I call working with the devil, deals with the devil…I am compelled to post it up… So here she is with muppet face – mom pussy – Kylie Kylie Jenner Pussy Flash that you can’t see mom pussy because it’s not that meaty….but it’s still probably pretty meaty…. Here is the other sister Kourtney’s cameltoe because when you’re a mom pushing 40, pants seem to burrow up inside you like it’s Groundhog Day and motherfucker doesn’t want to come out and see if winter is over or not…

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Girl Gets Naked at Rock City Carnaval and Other Videos of the Day

Girls Want you to Fuck Them Right in the Pussy Instagram Slut High Stress Helicopter Insanity Mental Fucking Car Crash NBA Rookie Gets Tasered for Being Black Plane Crashing on the Highway Prison Escape of the Day News Reporter Saves Stray Horse

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Anna Aleksashina Naked Model of the Day

I think Anna Aleksashina’s bio speaks for itself…a fearless Russian on a mission to win at life….not scared to get naked for art or getting noticed because it is a good tactic to get a billionaire husband or become a sex worker if needed….because Russians are pragmatic people who do what it takes to get things done. 5 YEARS OF SUCCESSFUL EXPERIENCE IN THE FASHION WORLD: PHOTO AND VIDEO,THERE ARE A COUPLE OF TURNS IN MAGAZINES. EXCELLENT KNOWLEDGE OF THE ART OF DEFILE. ACTING SKILL PHOTOGENIC. A GOOD PHYSICAL FORM, WAS ENGAGED IN ATHLETICS FROM A YOUNG AGE. IMPECCABLE REPUTATION. VICE MISS AT THE CONTEST OF THE INSTAGRAM 2017 QUEEN. WILLINGNESS TO TRAVEL. EXPERIENCE IN PARTICIPATING IN CLOTHING SHOWS. GRADUATED FROM THE SCHOOL OF ACTING. AT THE MOMENT I ALSO TRY MYSELF AS A PHOTOGRAPHER. I’M NOT AFRAID OF THE CAMERA AND THE SCENE. CREATIVE PERSON. GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT SPEECH. I HAVE COMMUNICATION SKILLS (I CAN DRAW ATTENTION, INTEREST). STRESS-RESISTANT HEIGHT: 5′ 7″ AGE: 22 BREAST VOLUME: 2′ 7″ WAIST: 1′ 9″ THIGHS: 2′ 8″ SHOE SIZE: 36 COLOR OF EYES: GRAY-BLUE I want to know more about this 2 foot 7 inch breast volume….

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J.Lo’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

J.Lo is lucky, because her ass was so massive when she was younger and tighter and collagen was working for her and not against her…that when her ass deflates and empties out all over the fucking place thanks to old people losing control of their bowels especailly after being banged out in the ass so many times by people excited by her ass… The deflation process still allows her to have some level of roundness, roundness she likely injects to keep round, so that it doesn’t just hang around her knees like some unchanged diaper.. The highlight of these pics is her boldness in wearing white panties, sure she’s menopause no risk of period, but it’s the defecating she can’t control I worry about or would worry about if I was her, cuz I want to see it… But I guess she’s got her diaper on for that, which is likely what we are staring at here…and deflated shit filled diaper…. On J.Lo…who still brings it even when she shouldn’t bother cuz she’s rich and should just tap out and be lazy and fat like normal 50 year olds. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kristin Cavallari in a Bikinis of the Day

Kristin Cavallari is some sugar baby, athlete fucking, lucky she was on a reality show early in her life and when reality shows really matter because it brought her to places where athletes were, where she could seduce them, get knocked up by them, and live the good life without having to actually work that much….something she’s good at… Living the American Dream. Having some level of celebrity, followers, and an Athlete Husband and Athlete family…even though athletes are notorious cheaters, who cares, look how big the house is and how nice the trips they go on are…perfect settings for her to launch a personal brand or lifestyle site that will end up making her money…because people are morons, into groupie-ing people they are familiar with, even if that person is Kristin Cavallari….someone who was on TV for 5 minutes… I’m not complaining, I mean what better way to start a day than looking at a 4 day old pic of some 30 something mom sprawling out seductively now that she’s got tits…living the California Dream the Mommas and the Poppas once sang about…. All I see is a failed actress, because she tried to be an actress after Laguna Beach and failed at it…but also a mom in a bikini And some nipples in some outfits…

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G Hannelius Bikini Disney Girl of the Day

G Hannelius is a 18 year old Disney Kid…who’s like all Disney Kids sings and acts and all that bullshit. Her name isn’t entirely G Hannelius, tha’s more of her stage name or what she goes by because her parents probably found it cute when they sold her to the Disney people in exchange for them not pressing charges against any sexual misconduct or abuse, as you know execs who think they are untouchable that work at Disney Channel…are execs you may want to avoid….I don’t trust any grown man into Children programming and I always wonder about Elementary School teachers who are male and not gay…they must perverts… Her real name is Genevieve, but I guess G is way cooler….it’s more street, more playful, but reads more like a terminal disease or new strain of bacteria I’ve read about on my various internet journeys into hypochondria – hoping that my wife is the dying one and not me – but symptom checking from always feeling like shit…it’s an overall blanket sensation I’ve had forever and learning it could be from whores and their mucus membrames smearing n my mouth…or strippers or even that old lady at the grocery store I saw pick her nose and smear it on her cart that some poor bastard was bound to grab….you know…GERMS are everywhere and most sound like “G Hannelius”… Point being, STDs aside, she’s in a bikini, she’s Disney Kid, she’s doing the Disney Kid half naked marketing tactics, and I am all for it…keep stripping down girl… As a side note, I love reading these WIKIPEDIA’s where they say that “G moved to LA at 10 years old to pursue her acting career”….bitch please..her parents saw dollar signs everytime they changed her diaper or she made someone laugh at a family function and SOLD her off…after training her how to be a crowd pleaser….and here she is starting to crowd please…

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