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Victoria Justice Does A Bikini Good

I love Victoria Justice as much as the next red-blooded Internet pervert, but I’m glad to see she’s given up on that emo art project of hers and started using Instagram the way it was meant to be used: AKA posting bikini pictures and leggy travel pictures. So congratulations Victoria, you’ve finally officially graduated to professional Insta-hottie status. Feel free to update your resume accordingly.

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Gianna Nannini Topless on the Beach of the Day

You know what, I don’t post nearly enough topless beach pics of Italian pop stars who are in their 60s…you know where they are topless on the beach because that’s what you do in Europe, topless is what they consider bikini tops..as they should… And there is a reason for that… The post Gianna Nannini Topless on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass is Looking It’s Age of the Day

I don’t know what the hell is going on here, but Alessandra Ambrosio who is likely in her 40s, a mom, with fake tits and her skinny model body, who still gets paid to be a Victoria’s Secret Girl, despite being expired, at least seemingly expired, but I guess, fighting nature’s course….is Finally…showing a bit of her age in her bikini pics…because whatever that ass is doing…doesn’t happen to 20 year olds….it looks weird…but I like it. The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass is Looking It’s Age of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum’s Nazi Germany Ancestors Bikini of the Day

I know Heidi Klum tries to over compensate for her Nazi Ancestors and their killing of the JEWS and other ETHNICITIES while trying to make a master aryan race by having all kinds of different shades of brown babies…. I know that she wasn’t alive when Nazi Germany happened, but her family was…or she could have been because she’s like 60….she could have been a Hitler Youth…YOU DON’T KNOW…but I would assume her grandmother was…and that she was a product of Hitler’s Lebensborn project cuz she’s still hot at 60…and that’s weird…That’s it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum’s Nazi Germany Ancestors Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eva Longoria ANUS of the Day

The highlight of skimpy bikini bottoms the girls, or in this case the old washed up women are wearing, is that when they bend over, you can see the ring around their asshole, the shit stain, or darker rim thanks to not anal bleaching, that like most assholes is bigger than the girl realizes, because she probably doesn’t spend the day looking at her asshole..and never have I been asked by a woman “can you see my anus in this”…but sometimes, if you’re lucky, you can… This is the ANUS pic I was looking for yesterday. It Happened. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eva Longoria ANUS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Beckinsale Getting Ready of the DAy

Herbie nerd idol, fantasy, fetish, vampire, who still looks amazing despite being old, made a funny joke about her employee or stylist or hair and make-up guy getting up into her crotch to fix the crotch of her outfit…something I know so many virgin losers who are into comics, living in their moms basement, and other NERD th ings, because not all nerds can become dot com billionaires, or TV hosts for doing their nerd shit, and some NERDS are just the stale cum smelling weirdo with ASPERGERS who has sex dolls or at least computer printouts of Kate Beckinsale stuck to their bedroom wall with cum…. You know…cuz she’s a nerd idol, fantasy, fetish and vapire who still looks amazing. I’m so glad we went on all those team building kayak weekends since occasionally we are called upon to act like fiddling around with my gusset is a normal part of the work day TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER AT THE EVENT CLICK HERE TO SEE HER IN ANOTHER DRESS AT THE AFTER PARTY CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale Getting Ready of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day

There was a time where I would make fun of Ashley Tisdale and her botched nose job – because she was being celebrated as the hottest girl according to the teen choice awards, and I figured it was because she one a game of rock paper scissors with the execs in the marketing department trying to decide which star of High School Musical they would make the winner through CORUPTUON…COLLUSION…RUSSIAN HACKING.. But I would always say “at least she’s got a fit body, because a fit body is better than an unfit body, and all women melt in the face as they expire, the body because more important to their overall existence”…. I spoke too soon, because despite being skinny, she’s looking soft in her bikini pics, and I guess that’s what happens when you get married and turn 40. But at least she’s not Rihanna fat TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Aubrey O’Day Forever of the Day

Aubrey O’Day Forever….is the tattoo we should all have on our chests…because a fat girl with fake tits…and her musical dream that got her fucked by many rappers…the fatter she got…before turning to fitness to get back in with the white guys…only to fall and land here….is something you should never forget… Puff Daddy created, reality SHOW, band’s lead singer….turned obsolete, non-existent, yet….she’s appeared from the depths of our memory…with this bathing suit tit pic..and that’s all it really takes for me… The post Aubrey O’Day Forever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kim Turnbull Skinny Slut in a Bikini of the Day

I like watching piss drip off a bikini bottom…it turns me on, like some really horny young pussy all eager and excited to be penetrated, or just a girl who can’t control her bladder, or a slutty girl with daddy issues pretending that she’s squirting – when really – she’s just pissing all over the place….it’s exciting…even when it is just water from her being on the beach dripping off her as she gets out…it doesn’t matter… She’s in the Barbados, she’s on the vacation, her boyfriend is Madonna’s son Rocco Ritchie… She’s a model, she’s 17, you’re a pervert… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kim Turnbull Skinny Slut in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Hilton Is Looking Pretty Good

I know it’s been a while since I’ve done any new posts on  Paris Hilton . Chances are, with all the other Snapchat-wannabes and “professional” Instagram models out there, you probably forgot all about her. I know I did. But you’ve got to respect the trailblazers, and none of those hotties would be half as famous today if it weren’t for Paris making posing in bikinis and having rich parents into a legitimate full-time job. So here’s a few new bikini selfies and sexy pictures from the OG hot nobody, for old times’ sake.

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