Helen Hunt is an overpaid actress who isn’t hot, but who is definitely old and has probably been jerked off to by people who watched Mad About You, Paul Riser, and other execs who helped give her a career… Seeing her in a bikini on the beach, not really my dream, but it happened, and check out those big old lady tits….exciting…to no one…but weirdos…like you. Maybe you’re more into her daughter Martha Hunt in some bullshit camapaign because she’s got thin model legs…and gets paid…but I guess it’s easy when your mom is Helen Hunt… The post Helen Hunt Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Once an exhibitionist slut, always an exhibitionist slut….Isabelli Fontana, an older model who I think go famous for being a 16 year old lingerie model for Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret are fucking creeps, yet no one seems to really get mad at them for their creepy ways…they just buy their panties made in china…. Well, she’s still exhibiting herself for attention and it looks good, all bikini clad… I like to think she does it so I can just stare at her half naked body and cross reference it o my wife’s nude body…..usually when she’s getting out of her bath….forcing me to try to understand how the fuck they are the same species, gender or breed of animal. It almost makes no sense, I’ve see animals that look more like my wife than this…mainly pigs…and I can’t quite figure out who the freak of nature is, this Isabelli Fontana babe, or the babe pig in the city I married… The say they are both human woman….but I just can’t believe they can be the same category….it’s some alien shit. The post Isabelli Fontana in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Once an exhibitionist slut, always an exhibitionist slut….Isabelli Fontana, an older model who I think go famous for being a 16 year old lingerie model for Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret are fucking creeps, yet no one seems to really get mad at them for their creepy ways…they just buy their panties made in china…. Well, she’s still exhibiting herself for attention and it looks good, all bikini clad… I like to think she does it so I can just stare at her half naked body and cross reference it o my wife’s nude body…..usually when she’s getting out of her bath….forcing me to try to understand how the fuck they are the same species, gender or breed of animal. It almost makes no sense, I’ve see animals that look more like my wife than this…mainly pigs…and I can’t quite figure out who the freak of nature is, this Isabelli Fontana babe, or the babe pig in the city I married… The say they are both human woman….but I just can’t believe they can be the same category….it’s some alien shit. The post Isabelli Fontana in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I have a celebrity from the 90s, who is still a celebrity, but just not as relevant, yet still iconic, daughter fetish…. I mean, not really, but I do find it semi / barely interesting to see how they’ve grown up, what they’ve amounted to, how broken they are, what they’ve done with their fame, success, trust funds, etc…. I guess Katherine Schwarzenegger isn’t so bad, no real scandals, and seems to do work with dog rescues, something I am passionate about…up on some “She’s a Kennedy and looks like her mom”….hustle…probably educated, classy, not like that new money, in an era of everyone being gutter trash, even the rich kids….just gutter fucking trash… I’m digging her, but that could just be the cleavage she’s really into showing off, like any typical girl, but more important because her family is rich and famous…you know..cleavage that actually means something…or that she’s just chubby and her tits are a good focal point or some shit… This post was inspired with me still wanting to fuck Katherine Schwarzenegger with my LOVE…..after seeing her in this out fit at this event: To See More of the Pics CLCICK HERE The post Katherine Schwarzenegger Likes Her Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
She is Alicia Clark on some bootleg Walking Dead Spin Off called “Fear of the Walking Dead” because when Hollywood finds something that works, in an era where nothing they do works, they violate, desecrate, shit on, and ejaculate, in the worst form of rape the IDEA or brand could ever imagine….because…the people, you, the general public buy into what they know, allowing the industry to make some extra cash in the process…it’s clever, basic, simplistic, even boring…but I’m sure Alycia Debnam-Carey isn’t too concerned about it, it legitimized her as an actress, it pays her lots of money, it gets her a fan base and people care enough to snap some paparazzi style bikini pics of her.. She’s 24, from Australia, making it in America stealing all your jobs…and She’s got 1,000,000 followers, so she matters, at least to nerds…and she’s hot… The fact I’ve never featured her is a reminder of how obsolete I am, since I don’t watch or follow any of these shit and prefer non-acting women….but also how important bikini paparazzi pics are… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alycia Debnam-Carey in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There are a few things we should all bear witness to before our time on this rock floating in the middle of space is done. Of course, you should see a sunrise and a sunset. If you can see animal drink from a stream or just catch a glimpse cloudless night sky full of stars, then you should. Most of all, the one thing you need to see before your time is done is Salma Hayek in a bikini taking an outdoor shower. … read more
Cara Delevingne was in Mexico with a bunch of other scenester rich kids turned models because they had the right connections…including my personal favorite Georgia May Jagger, who I won’t hold hanging out with lame people like Cara Delevingne against her, because as you know and don’t care, Cara Delevingne is a tactical, manipulative, social climbing, How to Win Friends and Influence People, psycho behavior, being the big personality at the party of boring people, acting like she doesn’t give a fuck, and that alone appeals to people who have no confidence or personality of their own, attach to the weirdo…..as well as Suki Waterhouse, Cara’s Sister Poppy, and other bitches we’ll call groupie opportunists leeching… I don’t dislike, care, or even bother figuring out how she made it…even though it seems like I do, there’s no rhyme or reason to any of these rich kids and their success, or why the world is drawn to them… I don’t care or hate that she’s writing books, starring in movies, playing the lesbian card, pretending to be edgy or unique, while clearly being a mooch suck up tactical… I just look at them in bikinis…or naked…being silly…having fun…winning at life…and unfortunately not dying in their sky diving portion of their Mexico trip… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Cara Delevingne in Mexico in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Cara Delevingne was in Mexico with a bunch of other scenester rich kids turned models because they had the right connections…including my personal favorite Georgia May Jagger, who I won’t hold hanging out with lame people like Cara Delevingne against her, because as you know and don’t care, Cara Delevingne is a tactical, manipulative, social climbing, How to Win Friends and Influence People, psycho behavior, being the big personality at the party of boring people, acting like she doesn’t give a fuck, and that alone appeals to people who have no confidence or personality of their own, attach to the weirdo…..as well as Suki Waterhouse, Cara’s Sister Poppy, and other bitches we’ll call groupie opportunists leeching… I don’t dislike, care, or even bother figuring out how she made it…even though it seems like I do, there’s no rhyme or reason to any of these rich kids and their success, or why the world is drawn to them… I don’t care or hate that she’s writing books, starring in movies, playing the lesbian card, pretending to be edgy or unique, while clearly being a mooch suck up tactical… I just look at them in bikinis…or naked…being silly…having fun…winning at life…and unfortunately not dying in their sky diving portion of their Mexico trip… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Cara Delevingne in Mexico in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is amazing…. Pro surfer and instagram babe with the rocking surf fit ass, who is one of the earlier asses to get instagram famous, you know before every hooker and her friends were taking beach photos sprawling out in bikinis, because they realized they could buy fake followers…and become “Influencers” or “Bloggers”…back when natural fit ass in skimpy bikini that could surf actually MATTERED….but I guess in AA’s case..it will always matter…. Anastasia Ashley, the girl with a reason to be half naked, unlike all the other naked chicks on the internet, is on this week’s episode of Discovery Channel’s Naked and Afraid…and I am all for girls getting naked, especially on survivalist TV shows, where they are left without food and water, in desperate need for someone like me to save them…it’s just too bad no one watches TV anymore because we can assume this is going to be LOLz…. I like to see Discovery making efforts to take the half naked from the internet, put then full naked on their show, don’t feed them, even though we all know girls from the internet don’t eat, they have selfies to take, in what can’t be Facetuned, and that you know will be unflattering…and thus HOT because it’s real…you know like an Instagram photographer getting all them girls naked and locked in his Dubai basement… I know saying “TV is Real” is hilarious, but in this generation, Dicovery Channel is far more legit than that social media shit, that’s the real clickbait, fantasy, lies…photoshopped and curated to give off illusions… I don’t have cable, so I won’t be watching this, but the trailer’s pretty good….girl’s got a nice ass though… Here’s some of her social. The post Anastasia Ashley Does Naked and Afraid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is amazing…. Pro surfer and instagram babe with the rocking surf fit ass, who is one of the earlier asses to get instagram famous, you know before every hooker and her friends were taking beach photos sprawling out in bikinis, because they realized they could buy fake followers…and become “Influencers” or “Bloggers”…back when natural fit ass in skimpy bikini that could surf actually MATTERED….but I guess in AA’s case..it will always matter…. Anastasia Ashley, the girl with a reason to be half naked, unlike all the other naked chicks on the internet, is on this week’s episode of Discovery Channel’s Naked and Afraid…and I am all for girls getting naked, especially on survivalist TV shows, where they are left without food and water, in desperate need for someone like me to save them…it’s just too bad no one watches TV anymore because we can assume this is going to be LOLz…. I like to see Discovery making efforts to take the half naked from the internet, put then full naked on their show, don’t feed them, even though we all know girls from the internet don’t eat, they have selfies to take, in what can’t be Facetuned, and that you know will be unflattering…and thus HOT because it’s real…you know like an Instagram photographer getting all them girls naked and locked in his Dubai basement… I know saying “TV is Real” is hilarious, but in this generation, Dicovery Channel is far more legit than that social media shit, that’s the real clickbait, fantasy, lies…photoshopped and curated to give off illusions… I don’t have cable, so I won’t be watching this, but the trailer’s pretty good….girl’s got a nice ass though… Here’s some of her social. The post Anastasia Ashley Does Naked and Afraid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
