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Isabelli Fontana in a Bikini of the Day

Once an exhibitionist slut, always an exhibitionist slut….Isabelli Fontana, an older model who I think go famous for being a 16 year old lingerie model for Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret are fucking creeps, yet no one seems to really get mad at them for their creepy ways…they just buy their panties made in china…. Well, she’s still exhibiting herself for attention and it looks good, all bikini clad… I like to think she does it so I can just stare at her half naked body and cross reference it o my wife’s nude body…..usually when she’s getting out of her bath….forcing me to try to understand how the fuck they are the same species, gender or breed of animal. It almost makes no sense, I’ve see animals that look more like my wife than this…mainly pigs…and I can’t quite figure out who the freak of nature is, this Isabelli Fontana babe, or the babe pig in the city I married… The say they are both human woman….but I just can’t believe they can be the same category….it’s some alien shit. The post Isabelli Fontana in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Turn Up Season: Best & Worst Club Dresses On Instagram, Pt. 2

The Very Best & Worst Club Dresses On Instagram There are three types of people on Instagram: Those who leave hilarious comments under pics , others who post incredible LIES and tragically-misguided women who can’t quite figure out this club outfit thing . Hit the jump for more of the best and worst club dresses on IG .

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Miranda Kerr’s Weird Face You Won’t Notice Cuz She’s Half Naked of the Day

I was always on the fence about Miranda Kerr’s face…because she has a weird face, that is normally not as weird as it is in this shoot that I can’t quite figure out what happened in…but no one ever notices cuz she’s always half naked….an amazing strategy for a girl with a weird face I guess…and I’m not writing her off….I’m still happy to stare…but maybe Victoria’s Secret needs to spend less time photoshopping out nipples and more time making a girl look like she isn’t having an allergic reaction… Either way, she’s still a babe.

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Rock of Ages Clip: Mary J. Blige Sings Journey for Strippers

Here’s what I’ve been waiting for with all these pseudo-karaoke Rock of Ages glimpses we’ve endured: A look at Mary J. Blige — the realest singer in the cast, if you ask me — doing her thing. Watch as Mary J. as Justice Charlier drops the 411 on neophyte exotic dancer Julianne Hough to the sounds of Journey’s “Any Way You Want It,” which is apparently the rallying empowerment anthem of strippers everywhere circa 1987. All these choreographed limbs and intentionally cheesy-bombastic rock ‘n’ roll faces are actually… growing on me. That said, I can’t quite figure out what kind of ’80s getup Hough is wearing here. What is that, Xanadu -chic? Rock of Ages is in theaters June 15.

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Whitney Houston Doing Coke in a Bikini Pre-Death of the Day

I’m over the Whitney Houston death….because I don’t care about drug addicts and I don’t care when they die…just like she was probably didn’t care when people died…except maybe her drug dealer…cuz addicts are into themselves… But someone posted this picture on Facebook with the caption Whitney Houston Doing Coke and I laughed…so I figured I’d pass it on to you idiots… Cuz in times of tragedy that isn’t really tragedy….cuz people everywhere are dying…from the people fighting our wars…to little kids with cancer to moms giving birth…to Africans starving to death all HIV positive….making this Whitney thing just more of spoiled brat diva feeling sorry for herself who spend a long time waiting for death to happen….archive bikini pics of them with tasteless jokes make for good times…it helps us deal with our sadness… TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS FROM 1993 FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emma Watson at the BAFTA’s in a See Through Dress of the Day

As someone who has never seen a Harry Potter movie, Emma Watson creeps me out…. I try to get the appeal for a pervert motherfucker to watch a girl grow up always excited about the day she turns 18….only for her to one day turn 18 and for your penis to fucking explode in excitment…cuz now your lusting for her feels ok…and she feels like like an old friend you’ve see go through puberty…. But the fact is she’s flat chested, looks like a dude, has dude hair and really watching some bitch grow into a twink of a boy who would be a higt in the gay scene doesn’t do it for me…. So even if these pics are actually see through and you can actually see nipples, something I can’t quite figure out on cuz I am too lazy to zoom in and explore on a chest that is just nipples….who really cares…cuz she is the kind of girl who could be changing in the men’s locker room and you’d just think she had a small dick buried in her bush… Proving yet again that you harry potter fans are just ultimate weirdos….especially those of you who are adults now… Get over it. To See the Rest of the Pics of Emma Watson in a See Through FOLLOW THIS LINK

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OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Five-and-a-half-month old Emerson…

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OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Five-and-a-half-month old Emerson can’t quite figure out what to make of mommy’s nose-blowing, so he decides to cover his bases by being both terrified and tickled. [ tasteoff .] Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Daily What Discovery Date : 15/03/2011 16:54 Number of articles : 2

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Five-and-a-half-month old Emerson…