I don’t know if Victoria Justice is practicing for a new movie where she’s playing some emo art school hottie or what, but I don’t really get the point of these “artsy” shots of her playing around with a camera. If she wants to take pictures of herself, she should just do what all the other hotties her age are doing. You don’t need a fancy camera. All you need is a smartphone and a mirror and a bikini. And actually, that last one is only optional.
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Here’s a little something for the country music fans…their American Idol who played the whole country music angle to win their hearts…you know to come across as some god fearing jesus loving…child of god…while really being a greedy opportunist trying to get all the money she can to buy the biggest house she can and have the most over the top Christmas parties she can…all to celebrate how good Jesus was to her vapid, greedy, vain, egotistical self.. She’s in a bikini and it’s not all that great…but I’m sure her fans dig it..and I guess that’s what we’re all here for… Even Carrie Underwood can’t avoid instagram whoring half naked for attention… The post Carrie Underwood in a BIkini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Which girl over 100 fucking years do you like best…. Elle Macpherson….the model I used to jerk off to in 1989 when I first found Sports Illustrated swim when it still mattered….who still looks amazing because models know how to get rich guys and keep them… Reese Witherspoon who you never jerked off to but who was the chubby, and now still chubby, chronic jogger, who trapped Ryan Philippe, stole his career, won an Oscar, married her Agent like a dirtbag, and made stupid fucking money while pretending to love JESUS…when really she loves fame, and money and eating.. Or Pam Anderson..tits you jerk off to for being naked trashy, with trashy tits, who influenced strippers everywhere…aging in a weird way thanks to years of hepatitis she’s cured and plastic surgery rot…an icon no more… My vote is with ELLE…CAST YOUR VOTE… Elle Macpherson in a Bikini of the Day TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Pam Anderson in a Bikini of the Day TO SEE THE REST OF thE PICS CLICK HERE Reese Witherspoon in a Bikini of the Day TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle VS Pam VS Reese Old Lady Bikinis of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Charlotte Lawrence is some random model I follow on Social media, who I didn’t realize I follow on Social Media, because I follow 7500 models and sluts posting slutty content on their social media for me to either try to jerk off to – or to get horny over – so that when I leave the house I can sexualize girls proper…since they are all sexualizing themselves while pretending they aren’t… I have no idea who she is, but I like her, so she’s the random instagram girl I follow of the day…a new feature that may only last today… Look at her all in her bikini and stuff…it’s how they get famous…and it’s perfect…I’m a fan. Her instagram is CLICK HERE The post I like Charlotte Lawrence of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is a model named Magdalena Frackowiak who I am guessing is from Russia or some other communist country that is no longer communist but that I pretend is still communist for the sake of comedy…because rationed toilet paper, bread lines, and a love for contraband levis jeans and Michael Jackson… Which I guess isn’t comedy at all…but I figure when you’re not a funny person and you don’t find things funny…you commentary is not going to be funny… I will say that she was on VS contract for a while, she may still be, and they were paying her something like 750k….which is fucking nuts since no one really knows who Madga is…even after seeing her tits…or maybe that is why we don’t care about Magda…. Yet for some reason, I am posting her instagram content…like it matters…interesting…but not at all…a lot like my life, the site, etc. The post Magdalena Frackowiak Bikini WHoring of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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You know, we’ve spent so much time on Bella Thorne posing topless lately that it’s been at least a week and a half since we’ve gotten any new tongue action from the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat. That’s got to be some kind of new record. But don’t worry, the streak has officially been snapped, because here’s Bella getting back to business. Phew.