Bella Thorne was at the club getting cummed on her bra top like a little dirtbag that she is….thanks to her dad dying when she was young…and her mom whoring her out to the media…before she whored herself out to the social media as it is more empowering that way…. She’s an EDM act now, so we’ll be seeing a lot more of her GOGO Dancing…and that body…which is good to look at, even if annoying to listen to talk… I am a fan….but not really…I am indifferent about all young tight bodies….they are all kind of the same….because none of them are fucking me… This one is Fucking a Kardashian..amongst other people I’m sure….life. The good news is that I’ve known ravers over the years, I would go to raves and see all these drugged up idiots dance, while I drank booze I smuggled in the DJs record bag….so I know…it rarely ends well…but while they are dancing, medicated, retards…it’s slutty, wild, and amazing…before it becomes mental issues and smoking crack…so take it in… The post Bella Thorne Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I thought Lottie Moss was shit when she first started popping up because compared to her half sister she looks nothing like…she was garbage and I just assumed she was leveraging the name to emulate the sister’s career in fashion….I DIDN’T DO MY DUE DILIGENCE and dig through her life story to see what her deal is.. It turns out she’s leveraging the family name, the MOSSY PUSSY, to be a a trashy reality show star who just hangs out like a UK Kardashian… Which for some reason is a troll I like…she knows her place…GOOD LOTTIE… HERE SE IS IN SOME SEE THROUGH TOP: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lottie Moss is Wonderful of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Joy Corrigan is Miami’s own South Florida dream with a ridiculous body and huge fake tits – who gets enough catalog work to secure some rich Miami friends to date.. She must be pretty fucking excited that it is SWIM WEEK…the FASHION WEEK OF SWIM…because she gets to show the actual models around, you know to her stomping grounds, a local….who no one takes the Miami Based models as serious as the New York Based models…MODEL WARS…. Whether they are low level garbage catalog girls too scared to make the move, or over paid trash, they look good half naked in bikinis, that’s why they get paid by people and boyfriends, and that’s what matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joy Corrigan in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I like seeing moms angry that the media is addressing real life issues that porn being available to all at the age of 4 thanks to the internet….freaking out because magazines for teens…who are statistically sexually active…write content about how to do it safely, and better…you know so you don’t get caught by your psycho mom…who is trying to pretend that sex doesn’t happen, so that you learn about it in a truck stop one night by your step daddy or some shit… I think it’s nice knowing that oppressive, sex fearing parents still exist, because some of the sluttiest girls I’ve knows have been a product of the least liberal of parents…you know weirdo religious types…and it’s let to some great times for me… So keep the activist parents fighting SODOMY in a world that is genderless, and more interestingly, FAIR…just yesteday in the park I heard a kid saying that all the players on his team are equal….like some kind of pussy…not realizing that no one is equal…but maybe that harsh reality will come before he breaks and turns to prescription drugs in 10 years…like the daughter of Activist Mom….who is probably already working on anal to not get pregnant…like EVERY girl I had sex with in High School…in an era before PORN…because humans are perverts and always will be…no matter how hard people pretend they aren’t…. I mean Activist mom by definition takes cum inside her so who is she to fucking complain…I assume she’s just trying to get viral videos going for Youtube money and this is just a variation of stage parenting…famewhoring…an angle…for her audience.. The post Activist Mom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Chloe Bennet is on some nerdy show called Agents of Shield…and she’s wearing a bikini in Chicago because that’s what girls do when they are in Chicago…along with eating pizza and visiting Chris Farley’s death site….and really experiencing first hand just how fat American women can be….when they aren’t on a TV…like Chloe Bennet and her round little ass… The highlight of these pics is the dude who spotted the clit…weird world this internet is…weird fucking world.. The post Chloe Bennet Agent of Shields in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I hope you guys aren’t starting to get tired of these daily doses of Bella Thorne bathroom selfies, because I’m pretty sure posing half-naked on Snapchat is Bella’s full-time job these days. And if you ask me, it really is the perfect gig for her. I don’t know if anyone’s ever asked her where she sees herself in 5 years, but I sure hope her answer is “still in front of a mirror in a bikini.”
(FAMA Press/SplashNews) Christina Milian Shows Off Her Body Confidence In Miami C-Milli has been flossing that bawwwwwdy on Miami Beach all week long. (FAMA Press/SplashNews) Do you like her teeny weeny red bikini? More photos when you continue. (FAMA Press/SplashNews) Christina was spotted carrying her sister Liz’s son Layvin around. (FAMA Press/SplashNews) So cute right? (FAMA Press/SplashNews) Christina’s still got a little loose skin from her pregnancy with Violet, but ya gotta love the body confidence that she has anyway, riiiiight?
Karolina Kurkova was once a top model, then she was a fat chick fired from Victoria’s Secret for being fat, then she disappeared, and found some rich guy she married…because love happens…for fat chicks…who get skinny again. She’s Czech and thus a sex worker….not low level sex worker but no matter how you dice it…still a sex worker…there’s levels to this shit… The post Karolina Kurkova Bikini Bathing Suit for Hamptons Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Karrueche Tran has made some great steps in recent months to improve her life. And now people are saying that she might be pregnant. Usually that kind of speculation comes from a photo or two, but this time what’s fueling the story is Karrueche’s own words. … Karrueche Tran sure dodged a bullet by not dating Rob Kardashian . As we all know, she didn’t have such luck with every guy, recently revealing that Chris Brown beat her , stalked her, and threatened her life. But she did escape from that monster. And now she’s dating Quavo from Migos. No, you (probably) didn’t just have a stroke — his name is Quavo and he’s part of the American hip-hop group, Migos. They started off as friends but, well, so do a lot of relationships. But while they’ve been all but inseparable for a few months, it would be way too soon for them to talk about having a baby together, right? So, people take photos of Karrueche all of the time. She’s gorgeous and a celebrity, so that’s a double-threat as far as photographers are concerned. A lot of the times, it’s an odd photograph where the wind is blowing in a certain way that might give a celebrity the appearance of a baby bump. In other cases it’s just a choice in outfit or a weird camera angle. But Karrueche hasn’t really shown anything of the sort. It was her words, posted in the caption of a paparazzi snapshot of her eating a burger on the beach, that sparked the controversy. “Baby’s hungry.” Now, people sometimes refer to themselves in the third person as “baby.” A lot of people will quote “nobody backs baby into a corner,” for example. (Heck, when I was a baby, I’d apparently refer to myself in the third person as “baby” or “the baby”) Some people might refer to themselves as “baby” when talking to close friends. In fact, “hurry up; baby’s hungry” would be a pretty normal thing for a woman to text her friends if they’re planning to meet for food. But just posting the caption, “Baby’s hungry,” for all of her followers to see … that sounds like she could be hinting at being pregnant. And, of course, talking about pregnancy cravings. But … Karrueche might have been playing on that ambiguity. In the half-dozen posts she’s made to Instagram since making that caption, Karrueche’s mentioned products or projects of hers. So you have to wonder if it was really an accidental bit of ambiguity … or a way to lure people to her Instagram page for some self-promotion. Honestly, we have to respect that. And … there’s always a chance that this really was just a very sly pregnancy announcement.
I didn’t realize that Kate Upton still wanted to be an actress. I always figured she gave up on that pipe dream, since she never returned any of my calls about my genius ideas for a new sex tape “romantic comedy.” Anyway, I guess I was wrong, because here’s the trailer for some new movie starring Kate and Alexandra Daddario . As far as I can tell, it’s about two seriously busty hotties fighting over getting to sleep with some loser. …Wait a minute. They stole my idea! Only mine was even better, because it featured half the clothing and ten times the bikini scenes. All I know is, I better get a cut.
