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Bella Thorne Envies Opportunist Lesbian Relationships of the Day

Bella Thorne, who ultimately doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things – posted a #GOALS picture of Kirsten Stewart who has really taken this role as lesbian pretty seriously and even dresses the part…because these actors, even the bad ones, have no real identity and everything they do is a fucking parody..and her Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend, who is a fucking scam social climber that I don’t even know how she got into that VS world as a promo model, because she was doing low level hipster shit for so long, and I guess part of the reason was friends she made and fucked from Barbara Palvin to Miley and now this A-List shit….she’s a fucking Anne Heche 2.0…milk the broken lesbian…but you can’t cuz she’s not lactacting…but try…she’s broke on the inside. K Fed her… Reminding us that Bella Thorne is a retard…broken Disney Kid who supports and edorses lies… Here she is dancing awkwardly…on IG Story…because she’s awkward…with her new hair color.. The post Bella Thorne Envies Opportunist Lesbian Relationships of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nipple Video of the Day

Sometimes, we just need to watch a video by a girl about her pierced nipples to really understand the meaning of life, art, humanity, existence, the plight of the feminist woman, and body modification as a commentary to one’s self expression… You know, the whole free the nipple to desexualize the nipple and protest American establishments like FACEBOOK that ban the nipple, and make the nipple feel like it is some sort of freakish second rate citizen that deserves to be left in the basement…. I know, you are so progressive as a person that you don’t see these nipples, but rather just the cross tattoo on her wrist you are trying to understand. Is she religious, or is it a tribute to a priest that raped her, or maybe a tribute to a dead relative…or maybe it’s ironic…we can just never quite tell.. The post Nipple Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Osment’s Bikini Tits of the Day

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened We are in the ERA of BRUCE / CAITLIN GENDER….And bikinis are always shameless and cute….clever family…. The post Emily Osment’s Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Is Not Cute of the Day

Nina Agdal is a monster….but the dude she’s with must be 7 feet tall..because her and her big head are 6 feet tall…making for some creepy tall girl erotica… You think she’s got a hot body, thanks to being proportionate, but if you were to stand next to her and feel like you’re standing next to a massive Redwood in the Northern California forest after raping and killing a celebrity you obsess over on a trip to LA….if you know what I mean… Well…she’s the worst…and even Leonardo DiCaprio thinks that…because he flushed her when he realized she wasn’t a man… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Agdal Is Not Cute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant Emma Roberts on Set of the Day

Skinny girl Emma Roberts is pregnant, or has period bloat…so sexy…or maybe she just ate a carrot and it filled her up so much she’s got a food baby, and expression that makes me want to throw up, because all it says to me is “i need to shit”…and girls shouldn’t shit, I pretend they don’t shit, I’m a feminist like that….you know….old school…until I stick my dick in their asses and smell dinner on my dick…tragic… Tragic like Emma Roberts pregnancy…because I like my broken overrated rich girls…not pregnant..you know all HPV ridden and botched abortion ridden…and hormonally deficient so that they can’t get pregnant… I find her hot. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Emma Roberts on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers Bikini of the Day

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers…but doesn’t need to smell like sewers as her career or rent check doesn’t need to rely on Saudi Men shitting on her….she’s made it…but I’d like to smell her asshole or her own body’s sewer…because I am a pervert with an asshole fetish despite hating shit….and all thing shit related… Here is a photoshoot of her…. The post Anna Ewers Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers Bikini of the Day

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers…but doesn’t need to smell like sewers as her career or rent check doesn’t need to rely on Saudi Men shitting on her….she’s made it…but I’d like to smell her asshole or her own body’s sewer…because I am a pervert with an asshole fetish despite hating shit….and all thing shit related… Here is a photoshoot of her…. The post Anna Ewers Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Disgusting Hairy Armpits!

Look, you guys know I’m usually down for Bella Thorne and her Snapchat oversharing, but that’s when it’s pictures of her new nipple ring , or her getting a bikini wax , or touching herself in a restaurant . But showing off her hairy armpits? I’m sorry. That’s crossing the line. And if you ask me, they should suspend Bella’s account until she gets this taken care of. Or until she starts posting booty pictures again. Whichever comes first.

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Hailey Baldwin in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

Hailey Baldwin’s rocking a cute pink one piece bathing suit in Maimi, where you can see her both giving herself a cameltoe becuase she knows it’s hot…and a stream of water running off her cunt – that makes it look like she’s pissing herself…BOTH amazing things to find in some staged paparazzi pics, you know she staged, not because the paparazzi aren’t hungry for pics of anyone they can get rolling through Miami, but because the people in the paparazzi pics are hugnrier…and call these dudes to tip them off… The thing with all these vapid, spoiled, entitled, trust fund babies who are finding work as models, because the public and the marketing people are lazy, is that despite being annoying, or useless in the grand scheme of things, because they choose bikini pics over school, instagram follows over substance, and attention craving over actually doing anything good in the world, because ultimately, they can be anywhere – fucking nursing AIDS babies or feeding the homeless..they could be fighting whale hunters or throwing money into a giant freezer to keep the polar ice caps frozen…yet they are in Miami lookin cute in a one piece, giving themselves cameltoes as water streams off their cunt like they are peeing…wonderful… Out of the group, Hadid / Jenner / whoever else latches onto to this like it was the only tribal woman lactating in the tribe during famine…. Hailey Baldwin is my favorite…. I am sure that means a lot to her…in a world where she’s always second or third tier… HERE SHE IS FOR VOGUE JAPAN! The post Hailey Baldwin in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow’s High Testosterone Ginger Fat Boyfriend of the Day

Ever since I’ve seen Rat Cow on her hustle, I’ve wondered about her boyfriend, who will assume is just a nice dude, something so unlike what you’d expect Rat Cow to be with, since she’s a vapid opportunist cunt on some hustle to get ahead…which obviously works… Maybe he’s her manager, maybe he’s created her career and they are in this together, maybe he has friends at Instagram and helped her get a following, you know the brains of the operation, or maybe he’s just a security blanket that she doormats…but ultimately….he is a reminder that girls aren’t always superficial, so there is hope out there for you to seduce bitches who think they are hot, despite being bird faced, and thaT women will fall for you if you have a huge cock, a huge bank account, offer support or a mix of the three… I have heard countless stories from reliable people that she’s fucking directors and actors for jobs, putting her tits out there to lock it all down….and I believe those stories…and I believe that a dude would wait around while she does that shit for work…because he gets to deal with her when she’s at her fucking shittiest…you know…which is better than an uglier chick at her shittiest… Here’s a handbra gif to remind you who RAT COW is…People find her really hot….so…here you go….. I don’t want to hate on the poor bastard who has to deal with this trash….because you know he probably brags to everyone he can that this bitch is his…even if she’s not when she’s working on getting cast….and I don’t even want to hate on her, because who cares, make that money if you can….do that hustle and be happy your bf sticks by you because why the fuck wouldn’t he….WHO knows…or cares…I’m just trying to see her asshole in her bikini… From social.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rat Cow’s High Testosterone Ginger Fat Boyfriend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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