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Shay Mitchell VS Nina Dobrev in a Canadian Brown Girl Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shay Mitchell and Nina Dobrev are two Canadian brown girls who made it in America. They both got on weird shows with weird pervert fans and both got all famous in their own right. The kind of annoying actor famous where they genuinely think they are super fucking important. The kind of annoying actor famous that means they aren’t about to talk to me when they come back to Canada for their grandma’s funeral or to film a movie and pretend they are connected with Canadians while really being LA cunts who think Toronto is so quaint or some shit… Well, they are both uneventful in bikinis and I figure, whether they are too cool in their minds for people like me at the igloo party or not, they can be reduced to how they look in bikini and compared to actual hot chicks on instagram who don’t act they are a solid 5 and a half….but to people into their acting, I’m sure they are a 10…. Looks Like Garbage to Me…but when I put bikinis on garbage it looks less appealing…damn rotten cabbage why can’t you smell better… Nina… Shay…. I guess Nina Wins…she had more pics…and tried harder. Even though both are try hards. The post Shay Mitchell VS Nina Dobrev in a Canadian Brown Girl Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gillian Anderson Full Tit on the Day

Posted on June 19, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gillian Anderson tit hanging out of her bikini top – no matter how old and sloppy Gillian Anderson is – is clearly the fucking best thing ever for Gillian Anderson fans, who definitely exist and who as a society as a whole we can probably say we’d rather didn’t exist…all that aspergers nerdy awkwardness and cum soaked sweatpants in public…after a game of LARPING or board games….is just fucking weird…but harmless I guess….I shouldn’t hate on nerds, I have a fucking blog, that’s about as punk rock as being a teen girl…and not in the discovering my tits or sexuality or getting my first period way…in the I am a grown man doing shit teen girls do for a living…that’s worse than weridos who jerk off to Skully and her tit. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gillian Anderson Full Tit on the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sahara Ray Nipples of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why, but I hate promoting Sahara Ray… She’s this big titty, surf daughter, beach lifestyle, California girl with her bohemian party girl life that she I guess makes money living….she started out as a hipster chick with big tits willing to get topless and ended up owning some kind of bikini line and the whole thing would be lovely…if I just didn’t find her the worst… She’s on some socialite, social climbing, crackhead party girl kick and it just annoys me…so I’ve been sitting on these bikini pics…where she’s in a see through because I just wanted to avoid posting her- but alas – the big tits won. Sahara Ray….as if that’s her real name….but rather her marketable stripper name so at least she knows her place in the world… The post Sahara Ray Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Showing Off her Snake Tattoo of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter got some kind of forearm tattoo of what looks like a snake or a shoe lace – or even like those trashy stripper girls who would get lingerie lace tattooed on their upper thigh, only she went with forearm, because I guess she’s a biker…a candy coated, network television owned, biker…who can’t even edit her pics to look good…I mean what the fuck filters did she run these through…I don’t even know what’s going on in her tits with all this saturation – I am so confused…but like all gang member bikers – she wants you to know what gang she’s a part of…the broken rich girl who was whored by her parents gang… TO SEE HER WHORING AT THE GROCERY STORE IN SHORTS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Showing Off her Snake Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Phoebe Price’s AMazing Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In my line of work, and yes we can all agree that this is hardly work, and sure it’s time consuming and I make millions upon millions of dollars…and meet so many amazing and high profile people without ever having to leave the house…but it’s something I do…and in what I do….getting an email with these pics from Phoebe Price herself…is like a priest getting a phonecall from the pope, or god, before being told to rape boys…it’s like getting a call from Elvis, it’s like getting a call from the President, well pre-Trump president, because they were less accessible… What I am saying is that it is a HUGE fucking deal, even if Phoebe Price is not a huge deal, the reality is that she is to me. She was using the paparazzi to get in magazines before social media, and she made more of a name of herself than if she hadn’t, in what was clever and shameless marketing, that she continues doing, because we didn’t always live in a world of fame whores and attention seekers, there was a time when it was reserved for a select few…. Now you still may not know who Phoebe Price is, but I do, and she’s wonderful….fascinating, a cultural icon, a part of the zeitgeist that you don’t even know she’s part of because she’s just that good. I am a fan in fact…I am a servant to her and her hustle….she’s ORIGINAL GANGSTER….but unfortunately she’s never released a sex tape for me to jerk off to.. The post Phoebe Price’s AMazing Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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McKayla Maroney in a Bra or Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on June 16, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the Olympic Dream…better than a LIFE Ceral box cover.. If every Gold Medal winner looked more like this and less like Bruce Gender…. The Olympics would be worth jerking off to. That’s not to say that you don’t already jerk off to the Olympics…you love that SHOT PUT PUSSY….and other erotic sports… But it is to say that McKayla Maroney is quite the little SLUT and we love sluts…OLYMPIC or not, this girl has a body she likes and has always liked to broadcast to the internet for you PATRIOTIC perverts…you see it feels less sleazy when you’re jerking off to a Olympian…during the Olympics…knowing she was under age…you were doing it to support your country…WELL…she’s not underage anymore and she’s bringing it…if you consider wearing a bikini top or bra bringing it….. The post McKayla Maroney in a Bra or Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alison Brie – Wrestler of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alison Brie is in GLOW…the show about Female Wreslers in the 80s…anyone on this site knows all about it because wrestling is your thing…you’re just that white trash…. Well, I guess it premiered on NETFLIX, the hub of all video content now that no one has cable, it’s the place to be….especailly when you’re broke and have a friend’s password… And…people are excited about it…obviously…it’s women’s wrestling in the 80s… So pics of Alison Brie in costume are circulating and I feel are good enough to jerk off to….so there. The post Alison Brie – Wrestler of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caroline Wozniacki Tennis Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Caroline Wozniacki is a tennis player and she really isn’t that hot…but I have a female tennis fetish…it’s one of those sports you can jerk off to…like Female Surfing, Gymnastics, Figure Skating and really any sport that isn’t the WNBA… You know fit women, strong women, grunting erotically as they flash their sweated through panties…GOOD TIMES…. Good times that I guess Caroline Wozniacki takes time off from to slut out in a bikini… The post Caroline Wozniacki Tennis Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mena Suvari Bikini Tool of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alien invasion Mena Suvari forehead that is hardly as offensive as it once was now that she’s older and less relevant, but that was totally offensive back when she was first starting out as an actress because she got cast in movie after movie despite looking like an alien invasion, possibly because she is an Alien Invasion and the aliens actually run the country and the media, not the jewish people and fake news….but the aliens..and I guess I’ll never quite know if she’s an alien or not as I won’t have the opportunity to see if she oozes green slime from her pussy – which I guess in Hollywood could just be a bacterial infection rather than proof of extraterrestrial life.. I guess what i am saying is that old Mena Suvari is less interesting than young Mena Suvari who had a fat booty in an era where not everyone had a fat booty…where’s the booty yo… The post Mena Suvari Bikini Tool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Gets Matching Tattoos with Boyfriend of Seven Months

Posted on June 15, 2017 by admin2| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter does what she wants. You know it, we know it, everyone knows it. If she wants to wear a bikini, she’ll wear one . If she wants to move out of her mother’s house at the tender age of 14, boom, it’s done. She’s not afraid to follow her heart or her speak her mind, and those are admirable traits to have. Except Ariel’s latest move … well, it seems a little impulsive, even for her. OK, so she’s been dating her boyfriend, Levi Meaden , since November, right? So she’s been with the guy for about seven months. She’s gotten a lot of criticism for dating him — at 29, he’s ten years older than her. She’s also been judged quite a bit for moving him into her house already . It’s pretty fair for people to be concerned about the situation, since she’s so young and so intent on moving at lightening speed. And it’s pretty fair for people to side-eye the hell out of her latest move. Yesterday evening, Ariel asked her Twitter followers for “tattoo ideas,” and shortly after, she and Levi headed out to get tattoos. Matching tattoos. Two sets of them. The first is a heart — Ariel has one half of it and Levi has the other, so when they put their hands together their tattoos make a full heart, get it? “Me n bae,” she captioned the photo on Snapchat. Because she’s 19 years old. For the second round of lovers’ tats, Ariel and Levi got a cheese wedge and a jar of peanut butter, for reasons unbeknownst to us. “Peanut butter and cheese with my love,” she captioned that one. It’s cute, we guess, for those obnoxious trendy little tattoos the kids are into these days. For example, Kylie Jenner is the same age as Ariel, and she’s gotten tiny little tattoos for both Tyga and Travis Scott. But remember the good old days when couples would wait years to get get tattoos together, if they even got them at all? Remember when people thought it was unlucky to get tattoos like these? Those were the days. Ariel can do as she pleases, of course, and if she’s happy with Levi and with having two new tiny little tattoos on her hand, then we’re happy for her. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend! And we hope that the two of them have a lifetime of happiness together with their peanut butter and cheese tattoos. It’s just … it’s not going to hurt anything to slow down a little, girl.

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