Alien invasion Mena Suvari forehead that is hardly as offensive as it once was now that she’s older and less relevant, but that was totally offensive back when she was first starting out as an actress because she got cast in movie after movie despite looking like an alien invasion, possibly because she is an Alien Invasion and the aliens actually run the country and the media, not the jewish people and fake news….but the aliens..and I guess I’ll never quite know if she’s an alien or not as I won’t have the opportunity to see if she oozes green slime from her pussy – which I guess in Hollywood could just be a bacterial infection rather than proof of extraterrestrial life.. I guess what i am saying is that old Mena Suvari is less interesting than young Mena Suvari who had a fat booty in an era where not everyone had a fat booty…where’s the booty yo… The post Mena Suvari Bikini Tool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna makes me laugh….she’s so fucking unstable, as you’d imagine some poor Garbage man’s daughter who was prostituting herself to tourists in Barbados when she was 14 would be after becoming the biggest fucking thing in music…despite her inability to sing, or dance…or really do much but get beat up and get puppet mastered by people she made far richer than she made herself…. Either way, she’s posting all this God shit to her Instagram….along with topless pics…because that’s what crazy, torn, raised in the Church like all people from the Islands, but guilty from pretty much going against all she has learned….from going back to men who beat her….to just being a whore in general….this shit is almost certifiable…and I love watching people break the fuck down and sabotage themselves….especially after thay’ve made all this stupid money The only time I’ll post religious prose on my site is to mock celebrity…because I know god doesn’t exist…the aliens told…
Hollywood.TV is your source for all the latest celebrity news, gossip and videos of your favorite stars! bit.ly – Click to Subscribe! Facebook.com – Become a Fan! Twitter.com – Follow Us! : Hollywood.TV was on the red carpet to cover the premiere of ‘The Watch’ Starring Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn. On the red carpet, we caught interviews with Doug Jones, Jen Lilley, and Kendra Wilkinson. Kendra reveals that she herself has had a real-life alien encounter, and that’s why she’s interested in the film! Hollywood.TV is the global leader in capturing celebrity breaking news as it happens. We cover all the major Hollywood events including The Golden Globes, The Oscars, The Screen Actors Guild Awards, The Grammy’s, The Emmy’s and the American Music Awards, as well as all the red carpet movie premiers in Los Angeles and New York. HTV is on the streets 24/7, at all the industry events and invited by the stars to cover their every move in Hollywood, New York and Miami. Hollywood.TV is currently the third most viewed reporter channel on www.youtube.com YouTube with almost 400 million views, and our footage is seen worldwide! Tune in daily for all the latest Hollywood news on www.hollywood.tv and http like us on Facebook!
High five to Fox for pulling their bullet-ridden Neighborhood Watch marketing materials from Florida theaters this week following the February killing of Trayvon Martin. Trying to get as much distance as possible from the teaser’s emphasis on grown men Ben Stiller , Vince Vaughn , Jonah Hill , and Richard Ayoade stalking and finger-shooting suburban kids is a good idea and a sensitive move — not to mention a no-brainer necessity, PR-wise — so the studio’s forthcoming campaign will likely focus on the film’s “broad alien-invasion comedy” elements. But even four months from now, will it be too soon for Neighborhood Watch to make fun escapism out of vigilante violence? A Fox representative explained the studio’s decision to THR : “We are very sensitive to the Trayvon Martin case, but our film is a broad alien-invasion comedy and bears absolutely no relation to the tragic events in Florida,” a Fox spokesperson tells THR. “The movie, which is not scheduled for release for several months, was made and these initial marketing materials were released before this incident ever came to light. The teaser materials were part of an early phase of our marketing and were never planned for long-term use. Above all else, our thoughts go out to the families touched by this terrible event.” Extending that retraction on a wider scale might even be in order, seeing as the media firestorm over Martin and his shooter, George Zimmerman, is now a national conversation and not just one for Floridians. Which brings us to the big question: Is the Trayvon Martin case too big, too incendiary, or just too heartbreaking for Neighborhood Watch to come out as planned, and perform well, in four months’ time? What’s in the teaser trailer may be an indication of the problem here: Whether or not it’s revealed in marketing materials, the film seems to glorify the kind of volunteer policing that Martin shooter Zimmerman was a part of in real life. The sounds of Dr. Dre’s “Still D.R.E.” underscore the comically grandiose slow-motion crawl of the Neighborhood Watch gang — they’re lazy suburbanites using a self-important Neighborhood Watch front to get away from their families, but once the aliens invade they’ll become true-blue heroes. (Since I haven’t seen the film, I’m only guessing here — maybe it’ll turn out that the aliens were only visiting peaceably, their presence horribly misunderstood by overzealous would-be heroes, who resolve their differences with nonviolence.) That setup would be fairly harmless if it didn’t tap directly into the debate over what really happened on February 26 in Sanford, FL. Zimmerman was an active Neighborhood Watch captain in his gated community who, by many accounts, took citizen policing very seriously; following Martin as a suspicious person on the day of the incident led to the unarmed 17-year-old’s fatal shooting, which Zimmerman claimed was an act of self-defense. Neighborhood Watch , penned by Seth Rogen , Evan Goldberg, and Jared Stern as a ” hard R ” and directed by Lonely Island ‘s Akiva Schaffer, is still on Fox’s schedule for a July 27 wide release. According to the THR report, the studio doesn’t plan on pushing back the debut, despite the ongoing furor over the Martin case. I’d like to think that Martin’s death will be resolved but not forgotten by then, if only to give his family and all who’ve become invested in the case some closure, but I’m skeptical that four months — or five, or a year, or any measure of time — will be long enough that I won’t be thinking of George Zimmerman while watching Ben Stiller blow away the aliens who darken his doorstep. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
As if you didn’t already have enough reason to be afraid of the coming megabudgeted cash-in that is Men in Black 3 , here comes the sequel’s poppy theme song, courtesy of rapper Pitbull and not franchise star/Fresh Prince Will Smith . Oh, it gets worse: “My 19-year-old daughter turned me on to Pitbull,” explained director Barry Sonnenfeld (via NME). “I’m thrilled that he wrote such a great song for our movie that totally gets it.” If this monstrosity “totally gets it,” we’re all screwed. Hit the jump to listen and find out why. Where do I even begin… How about by listing, in no particular order, the 9 worst, most idiotic and insufferable and insulting parts of this future hit single, which already inexplicably has 2,000 likes on Facebook and has virtually nothing to do with the movie itself? 1. The co-opting of Mickey & Sylvia’s “Love is Strange” AKA that song from Dirty Dancing that Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze crawled across the floor to which now sounds like that horrid Fatboy Slim “Brimful of Asha” remix. 2. Someone wrote these lyrics: “Excuse me, baby/Yeah, you baby/You’re groovy baby/let’s make a movie baby…” 3. Pitbull’s spoken intro , in which he claims to be “reporting live from Cape Canaveral.” YES OF COURSE YOU ARE. 4. ” Black suits, white shirts, black glasses with a matching tie/like Agent J or Agent K and I wish the whole world would… ” And aliens and dress socks and I wish the whole world would, too. You know. 5. ” I’m trying to make a billion out of fifteen cents. ” Oh, the crass commercialization of perverting an iconic rap line about desperate street hustling into a throwaway lyric in your blockbuster tie-in pop-rap ditty. It is hard to be legit and still pay your rent, isn’t it Pitbull? 6. ” Give credit where credit is due/ Know that I don’t give a number two . ” Worst. Line. Ever. You get credit for that for always. 7. At last, some words of truth: “To understand the future we have to go back in time…” Like to before I ever heard this song? Is that possible?? You see, in the movie Will Smith’s Agent J has to go back to the 1960s to save Agent K and, um, learn things. About the future. Clearly Pitbull was only given the Men in Black 3 synopsis to go off of while writing this. 8. Something something “Ray Charles.” Because why not? 9. ” Let’s save the world/Men in Black/I know y’all understand. ” Nope, I do not. At all. Sigh. Who else needs a palate cleanser? Here, this should suffice: “Back in Time” is credited to songwriters Armando C. Perez (Pitbull), Marc Kinchen, Adrian Trejo and Urales Vargas. Men in Black 3 is in theaters May 25. [via Coming Soon ]
Ridley Scott returns to the sci-fold with the highly anticipated Alien prequel Prometheus . Although the plot of the film was initially shrouded in secrecy, an official synopsis was recently posted by the studio (20th Century Fox): Ridley Scott, director of “Alien” and “Blade Runner,” returns to the genre he helped define. With PROMETHEUS, he creates a groundbreaking mythology, in which a team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a thrilling journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. From the beginning, Scott categorically denied that Prometheus was a prequel to the Alien franchise, but in recent interviews , has admitted that it is a “prequel of sorts.” Whatever the prolific director’s cooked up, expect lots of thrills, chills and a very bloody body count as expected from the Alien movies. The cast includes Idris Elba, Charlize Theron, Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, and Guy Pearce. Prometheus opens in theaters June 8, 2012. WATCH TRAILER BELOW:
Cameron Crowe can be a big old cheeseball, but he’s never been a filmmaker to come across as cynical or calculatedly manipulative. That’s one of the reasons We Bought a Zoo doesn’t leave your heartstrings feeling brutally manhandled, despite being a treacly tale about how a widower in search of a fresh start buys and moves to a struggling animal park with his two beautiful, sad children. The other reason is Matt Damon, who underplays the role of still-grieving dad Benjamin Mee as much as possible and brings an edge of genuine frustration to his relationship with his teenage son Dylan (Colin Ford). Though overall the film’s still as honey-toned as the golden sunshine that slants through most of its scenes, the occasional glimpse of a rough human edge means this isn’t just an exercise in mawkishness, though it’s also nowhere near as emotionally resonant as it strives to be.
If Rooney Mara ‘s fearless turn as Stieg Larsson’s goth-punk hacker heroine Lisbeth Salander teaches us anything, it’s that you should never, ever cross a woman with fire in her heart and vengeance on her mind. But the titular Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is just the latest in a long history of utterly human movie heroines who remind us how ferocious and unrelenting a woman wronged can be. Celebrate the fictional ladies who have helped teach society not to fuck with the so-called “fairer” sex, and let their righteous fury be a lesson to us all during this warm and fuzzy holiday season.
Climb with us into the wayback machine, Skin fans, because we’re traveling through time to the good ol’ days of…July 2011? Summer movie season was at its peak when the sci-fi/Western hybrid Cowboys & Aliens landed in theaters, but it was a letdown for us thanks to a CGI cover-up ( a bit of a habit for Ms. Wilde ). Here’s what we said at the time: Mr. Skin’s Skin Skout has seen a sneak preview of Cowboys & Aliens, and it turns out the much-hyped butt scene is less than Wilde. 1 hour and 11 minutes into the movie, Olivia walks through a fire naked and miraculously unharmed. Olivia may be fine, but Skin Central is still feeling burnt, because CGI flames cover Olivia’s seat meat in the rear view shot, exposing only naked back, and from the front we only see her from the shoulders up. Not to mention as soon as she walks out of the fire, Daniel Craig rushes in to cover Olivia’s gorgeous naked body with a blanket. Take special note of that last part, because when we got the Blu-ray of Cowboys & Aliens , our Blu-ray Ninja set out on a quest to defy the gods of moviemaking and find that butt shot . And guess what, folks? He did it. There are exactly two frames of Olivia’s cheeks in that scene, and our Blu-ray ninja found them. The moral of the story? Don’t try to burn a ninja, or the ninja will burn you. Check out more flaming-hot HD finds from our Skin Labs on Mr. Skin’s Blu-ray Discoveries and Mr. Skin’s Blu-ray Discoveries 2 playlists!
Do y’all believe in aliens ? If the aliens really are landing, this latest picture seems to confirm that their first port of call on Earth will be Russia. After other claims of extraterrestrial life turning up in Siberia, the latest is from a Russian woman who says she kept a frozen alien corpse in her fridge. The mysterious ‘lifeform’ was reportedly kept by Marta Yegorovnam in her fridge in the western Russian city of Petrozavodsk for two years, while she took five pictures to prove its existence. The ‘body’, the third alien sighting in Russian in recent months, was reportedly retrieved by Miss Yegorovnam from a UFO crash site near her summer house in 2009. She says she approached the flaming wreckage and crumpled metal which she described as ‘unbearably hot’ and near the twisted hulk lay the dead alien. The ‘creature’ is two feet long, has an enormous head, large bulbous eyes and an appearance somewhere between a fish and a humanoid. It also appears to have what looks like a string-like arm protruding from its body. Naturally, Miss Yegorovnam did what most would in the same situation and stored the alien in her fridge for two years, according to Unexplained Mysteries. The website reported that two men turned up at her home a few days ago and confiscated the corpse for investigative purposes, claiming to be from the Karelian Research Center of the Russian Academy of Sciences. The footage was unearthed by noted paranormal writer and expert Michael Cohen. Mr Cohen, 40, said: ‘This could be an elaborate hoax, however the possibility that this might be a genuine alien should not be discounted. ‘Russia is a hotbed of UFO activity and possible alien craft has been tracked by both military and civilian agencies. ‘In all likelihood most alien beings would look strange to us, much like this specimen.’ This latest claim from Russia comes after footage filmed in August in the remote Irkutsk region of Siberia appeared to show a strange glowing craft and five aliens walking about in the snow. In April, two students who claimed to have recovered a body from a UFO crash site admitted that the creature was in fact made out of bread. Timur Hilall, 18, and Kirill Vlasov, 19, shot the video that showed the alien’s mangled remains frozen in snow, also in Irkutsk, Siberia. The pair were questioned by police over their ‘extraterrestrial discovery’ but admitted to their stunt. But not before their creation became an internet sensation, drawing almost 700,000 hits on YouTube. Their find was deemed serious enough for the Kremlin to get involved and a spokesman from the Russian interior ministry confirmed the hoax. What do y’all think? Real or hoax? Source More On Bossip! Awkward Moments: The 12 Most Embarrassing Thing That Can Happen To You During “Intimate” Time Beautiful Beckys: A Look At The Hottest White Chicks In The Game Right Now A Lil Positive Love: A Look At Men That Just Can’t Get Enough Of Beautiful Black Women And Aren’t Afraid To Show It In Basketball Wives News: Is Evelyn Lozada Finally Holding A Gut Full Of Ochostinko?
