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Kendall Jenner Bikinis in Cannes of the Day

I really have nothing interesting to say about Kendall Jenner, because Kendall Jenner is nothing interesting. Exploited from a really young age, but at least she went into fashion / life of luxury because she was tall and skinny enough…even though I’d be more into her sex tape… She’s got 81 million followers on Istagram, which is absurd, not so absurd in the world population…and most of it being spam bots from Russia….but that shit is nuts, she’s not going anywhere even if we collectively unfollowed, there would still be 50 million people still there waiting for her next bikini pic…so we’re stuck with her… You have to give the mom and Ryan Seacrest some credit, I mean what they created is so weird…yet so relevant..and seeing her in a bikini….so overrated…but still top of the shitty family…and for that we don’t necessarily celebrate her…but we can look at the bikini for attention….the way they want us to…because we are all mindless slaves to this shit… The post Kendall Jenner Bikinis in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gillian Anderson as Marilyn Monroe of the Day

I am zero into Gillian Anderson….I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she was hot were just undersexed perverts and they were..and I realize that those are probably the same people who visit the site…all 3 of you… I also know that they are loyal….so I figure I’ll give them some Gillian Anderson Cosplay as Marilyn Monroe in whatever movie or TV show she is currently doing…because I know the kind of loyal to Gillian Anderson weirdo will and probably has already come to this….three times….it happens… But for someone not into Gillian Anderson at her prime, I sure as hell am not into her now…and those hands are something out of the fucking X Files all alien corpses or some shit…that you’d want up in your shit…because as an old man prostate massages are your only orgasm. The post Gillian Anderson as Marilyn Monroe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasiya Scheglova Hot Shoot of the Day

I’ve been missing out on this Anastasiya Scheglova girl…I mean I came across these pics, or just came, and thought…damn…girl in trendy hip pervert sex Harnesses, which is now a fashion itel…and with silly make-up on, for some hipster looking shit…is on some next level Russian sounding and looking quest to make the world a better place, like Putin, and Trump…only more for herself than Humanity, because girl just wants to show her great tits in shoots to get famous enough for an A-Lister. It is the Russian way, along with waiting in line for rationed bread… The iron curtain has been lifted….and the not famous, but still naked, but not in porn, even though anything is porn if you try hard enough…is magical… The post Anastasiya Scheglova Hot Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Baldwin and Cami Marrone in Bathing Suits of the Day

Cami Marrone and Hailey Baldwin are buddies in Cannes, the it place to be, because these girls with celebrity parents or stepparents are always not too far apart. It is how they make their spending money, it’s the low workload way to monetize, because at least when social media didn’t exist, these celeb children had to be in movies to get famous, which is not real work, but still more work than hanging out and taking selfies by the pool…which is work…to someone who has never worked. The interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin is her youthful ass….while the interesting thing about busty Cami Marrone, is like every other busty girl in her late teens before her, her thighs catch up and girl is thick. For those of you who don’t know who Cami Marrone is…she’s on TV or in a few shitty movies, I think her stepdad is Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro, which means her mom…is an OG gold digger. We like when it starts with the momma and works its way down. For those of you who don’t know who Hailey Baldwin is, you clearly, like the rest of us, don’t read MAXIM magazine who just named her number 1, for whatever reason I call a scam…but compared to Cami Marrone who is still hot….she is number 1…that’s probably why she hangs with her, rather than being the bootleg Kendall… Either way, young youngs in bathing suits being fancy….always fun The post Hailey Baldwin and Cami Marrone in Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Ariel Winter is on some Body Positivity nonsense, with the whole fuck the haters, look at my ass, and despite being a troll, with midget legs and a weird looking head and thick neck, not to be picky, or to tear her apart, I just figure if she’s going to petition to be a body positive hero…we might as well fixate on all that is wrong with her, so that everyone who has one of those things wrong with them can feel empowered and become an instagram celebrity…or an actual celebrity…or post nudes on the internet..like we like it. I figure at 18 or 19, she can’t be all that bad, even though she is that bad…and I’m right…and this coming from a pervert who has fucked some disgusting things because my logic was “it’s better than nothing”…. I do not have the emotional attachment to this thing….I never watched the show…but I know people do..so let’s participate in this clickbait. The post Ariel Winter’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Lowndes Is Busting out Of A Swimsuit

I don’t know what Jessica Lowndes has been up to ever since that 90210 reboot of hers went off the air, and I’m way too lazy to look it up. But I do know that I just came across this bikini photoshoot from Jessica, and if you ask me, she’s definitely got a bright future as a professional bikini model hot nobody who takes free beach trips with rich millionaires. And if that isn’t the American Dream, I don’t know what is. » view all 12 photos

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Sara Sampaio and Natasha Poly in Bikini in Cannes but Not Together of the Day

Sara Sampaio and Natasha Poly are both on 100 million dollar yachts in Cannes…you know because they are “basic” and “down to earth” and like the simple things in life, which I know is something I am sure they probably say, as all these vapid money grubbing cunts like to think they are down to earth and that their boyfriend don’t need to have money, it’s just a nice perk, meanwhile they are raging and selfie-ing on the boats so that they can send to all their friends…you know kinda like how they act on the private jets…but with more outdoor space…and paparazzi watching…. The whole thing may be expensive, but it’s pretty trashy…but models in bikinis…not a bad thing… The post Sara Sampaio and Natasha Poly in Bikini in Cannes but Not Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson Humping the Air of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated bikini model, she’s living the bikini life, doing bikini things, like fucking rich dudes, or maybe she herself is a rich dude, who just happens to look good in a Bikini, who can tell really..not me, not here, not now… What I do know is that she’s humping the air in jeans, something that could be hot, but isn’t quite hot, especially when she’s not in a bikini. It’s like she’s trying to trick us into liking her clothed, pretty presumptuous really….because we can’t learn to love again, when we’ve seen her big model titties not in big model mom jeans….seriously. The post Hannah Ferguson Humping the Air of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Peyton List Works Her Instagram Good

I know I’ve done a couple posts on Peyton List before, but in case you forgot who she is, here’s a few new bikini pictures for a quick refresher on the super cute blonde. Oh, and she’s also apparently some Disney Channel star, but don’t worry, she’s 19. (I double-checked.) So enjoy the Insta-hotness, and here’s hoping Peyton’s career turns out like the rest of the former Disney hotties out there: with some kind of naked picture scandal in the next year or two. Fingers crossed!

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Peyton Roi List Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Peyton Roi List is some up and coming slut and I believe to stay relevant as a site I must find the Diseny mainstream sluts that old creeps who still visit websites are jerking off to. I think this is one of them…. All these bitches are irrelevant to me, I prefer jerking off to chicks from TINDER and instagram and the non famous girls who are actually much hotter, but I’m progressive like that, and don’t need some casting agent or producer to dictate what I cum to…. I can figure that one out on my own, but you….you’re the one I’m worried about… The post Peyton Roi List Bikini on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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