Penelope Cruz’s tits look good in her one piece bathing suit…which I think is important for all women….because I am an old school person, not some flimsy cunty have homosexual from drinking the chemicals in the water that make the fish gay…I am good old fashion pervert…who knows the value of good tits for a woman’s life, career and happiness….because without tits. They are nothing… I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero…so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but next time do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Penelope Cruz Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emmanuelle Chriqui is old and tired…the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….because I don’t know or track Emmanuelle Chriqui….but I do know she’s old….her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like her Jewish Grandparents…unless the Moroccans weren’t involved in that… So she knows that she can you make sure to wear a ridiculous bikini top to distract from the fact that she’s 40…with that titty spilling out…. She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and I like her tits… The post Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Tit Spilling Out of her Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Kendrick’s face annoys me…she creeps me out…she’s overrated…but I guess people love her, so does that make her overrated or just a good SCAM…who knows!! But despite people loving her, I remain not into her….there’s something about her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it as bitch pukes…and I’m usually into doing that to all women….even gross ones…especially gross ones..and if they’ve been in movies and are successful it’d be a no brainer…. You know all overpaid, rich as fuck, brats who sold themselves to the industry…like the hookers they are…hooking onto my dick with that lip of hers… But no…I just don’t like Anna Kendrick, but you do. The post More Anna Kendrick Annoying Pitch Perfect Vacation Bikini top Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amy Schumer the monster with the monster nipple that matches her big creepy as fucking face…and I am not a fan of hers….she’s a hack, she’s not funny, she’s not cute in the least… I assume that this is an attempt to make sure no one sees this movie, but I am hoping that no one sees this movie regardless of her nipple, because her in her entirety is shit. Scamming shit that managed to pull off some miracle with weird sex jokes about herself, that I believe because dudes will fuck anything, but that I don’t need to hear about because she’s disgusting and broadcasting it out there is not empowering, like she pretends it is, it’s just her making a joke out of herself, the joke…..to deal with the sadness that comes with being a monster…a rich monster…who will also realize that money won’t fill that void…sending her back to fuck as many dudes as she can to try to fill it, only to fail and eventually kill herself like we all want her to do!! YAY… The future is bright… The post Amy Schumer’s Pepperoni Nipple from all Her Pizza Eating of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Post pregnant, or currently pregnant, I can’t really keep track of these breeder’s uterus, was in a bikini in France, because she’s high society and classy….and that bikini was pretty small and her tits looked big, because that’s how girls maintain sex appeal, or is the only redeeming factor when child birth the most unnatural thing humans do to keep humanity existing…which isn’t necessarily something that needs to be done – as the robots are taking over…something all Natalie Portman fans already know about because they are either Jewish nerds who see her as their people, a hot version of themselves, their wives and mothers…and a reminder that hot Jewish girls exist…or Star Wars fans…other creepers who just have a hard time moving on from the couch where they are plotting how to build a Portman sex doll, but never actually do because they are lazy….as many nerds are…just dirty weirdos who are too socially awkward yet obsessed with any girl that either talks to them or talks their language…weird.. I think she’s hot, old, sure, but hot…and here are the bikini pics…her profile isn’t so good, but hell – we all get old mom bodies eventually.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Portman Black Bikini in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a video of Kendall Jenner cock teasing harder than she’s ever attempted to cock tease which is pretty hard because she learned it from her dad, mother, half sister and everyone in her life that taught her what whoring is…. This is better than any of her nudes, any of her tit flashes, any of her nipples for high fashion or bikini / panty pics…better than any of her Calvins… Whether it is terrible acting or not, Kendall Jenner falling off a bike is her most erotic work to date because it could have gone terribly wrong…and she could have been mutilated, noting her family plastic surgeon wouldn’t be able to fix…or better yet…paralyzed. The post Kendall Jenner Fakes Eating Shit on a Bike of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you watch Teen Mom 2 online , then you’re probably aware of the ongoing feud between Jenelle Evans and her mother, Barbara Evans. Barbara has custody of Jenelle’s eldest son, Jace, and like pretty much everything else in her life, Jenelle is very pissed off about it. For weeks now, Jenelle has been claiming that Barbara has been keeping Jace from her by canceling scheduled visits and denying her permission to take him on family outings. Earlier this week, she revealed that she was devastated to learn that she wouldn’t be allowed to “On Mother’s Day I won’t have him,” she tweeted. “I’m torn. Was mad for too long then turned into tears the rest of my night.” “She ignores my calls and texts and took Jace and hid from me all day in her house locked up. No lie.” Yesterday, Jenelle updated fans via Instagram, and it seems Barbara made good on her threat to prevent Jenelle from seeing her son on Mother’s Day. In fairness, Barbara doesn’t do social media, so we haven’t heard her side of the story. But for once, fans are overwhelmingly siding with Jenelle. It’s possible that Barbara had a perfectly good reason for her actions, but it’ll be tough to explain her way out of this one. After all, it doesn’t get much lower than keeping a mom from one of her kids on Mother’s Day. Fortunately, the day wasn’t totally devoid of pleasant surprises: “The kids and David made me this homemade chalk board for our house and even drew one awesome picture on it,” Jenelle captioned the above photo of he favorite gift. “I’m in love!” She added: “This day didn’t go the way I imagined but there will be many more to come in the future. #Hopeful.” Jenelle seems encouraged by the fact that, for better or worse, the Jace issue will be decided in the very near future. View Slideshow: 13 Shocking Jenelle Evans Facts Even We Didn’t Know! Jenelle recently told Radar Online that she and Barbara are set to face off in court on May 25 to decide who will have primary physical custody of Jace. Here’s hoping that for the boy’s sake, they’ll accept the outcome whatever it may be.
McKalyla Maroney won an individual silver medal at the London Olympics, but when it comes to gaining the Internet's attention, the 21-year-old gymnast deserves all the gold. Maroney became a meme in 2012 after she memorably made her displeasure with the judges' scores known with the smirk of a lifetime Perhaps realizing that online fame is worth more than any medal, Maroney skipped the 2016 games to focus on her true talent: making jaws drop all over social media. These days, she's trying to launch a career as a pop singer, and while we've yet to hear her sing a note, we're thinking she might have a bright future thanks to her talent for self-promotion. McKayla's curves have been the talk of Instagram several times in the past, and far from shying away from such attention, she encourages fans to get their ogle on. Over the weekend, McKayla posted a video that had many fans wondering if she'd been hacked. The clip below shows McKayla doing some cavorting in front of her bedroom mirror – and she's not leaving much to the imagination. But while it's the kind of footage that on would normally see released as part of The Fappening , McKayla says she posted it herself: “I didn't get hacked. unfollow if u need to. all love.” The video has sparked another round of McKayla Maroney implant rumors , but this time – the suspicious lady lumps are 'round back. Check out the racy video and decide for yourself:
With lyrics like “spread me like a buffet” and “hope you've got some room for the world's best cherry pie,” it's no surprise that the video for Katy Perry's “Bon Appetit” features lots of skin and visual innuendo. What is surprising is the fact that the effect is less arousing than revolting. The song was controversial from the start, due to Katy's decision to collaborate with Migos. Many don't buy the hip hop crew's apologies for past homophobic comments, and Katy – a longtime supporter of the LGBT community – is being called out as hypocritical. Anyway, if you thought the uproar might cause Katy might play it safe in the video, you were sorely mistaken. This is really one of those clips that has to be seen to be believed, but here are some highlights to watch out for: -Katy making “O” faces while being kneaded and stretched into dough. -Katy being covered in vegetables for some reason. -Katy having a braid chopped off like it's about to be sent off with a ransom note. -Katy being tossed into a pot of boiling water. -Katy ditching the food motif to turn into an exotic dancer who performs for Migos. Whoops, looks like we just described the whole video. We'd say there's really no reason for you to watch it now, but we can think of at least two: Katy's boobs are prominently featured throughout the clip. Sure, they're often covered in various foodstuffs, but you'll get over it.
From owners who hate Mexican immigrants to winners who may or may not do a lot of drugs, numerous beauty pageants over the years have drawn attention for all the wrong reasons. And, no, we're not referring to this being the 21st century and women still being paraded across the stage in bikinis and ball gowns. We're talking about the types of scandals that have left multiple winners stripped of their crowns. Scroll down and click around to learn more… 1. Miss US… NAY! After Donald Trump made controversial comments about Mexican immigrants, NBC refused to air the Trump-owned Miss USA pageant in 2015. 2. Katie Rees Katie Rees was crowned Miss Nevada in 2007… only to then lose her crown after sexually-explicit images from the year before went viral. She was also charged with meth possession in 2015. 3. Emily Kachote Miss Zimbabwe 2015 also was forced to vacate her crown after naked photos hit the Internet. 4. Saly Greige and Doron Matalon Lebanese Miss Universe 2015 contestant Saly Greige and Miss Israel Doron Matalon stirred up major controversy despite keeping their clothes on: the beauties dared to be photographed together despite Lebanon and Israel have been at war since 2006. 5. Carrie Prejean Carrie Prejean was the first runner-up for Miss USA in 2009. She made major headlines for coming out against gay marriage in her Q&A segment, eventually losing her Miss California crown due to breach of contract. 6. Jamie France Jamie France won Miss Teen Oregon-World in 2009. No problem there. But she was then arrested on drug charges in 2014. View Slideshow
