Kelly Rohrbach was a set Sports Illustrated tits that I guess were slated to become a big deal…thanks to strategic moves, the right friends, or an agency that really believe that can make a lot of fucking money with her….or more importantly…Sex with Leonardo DiCaprio… She was one of the vaginas that allowed Leo to Cum inside her, assuming he isn’t gay, in exchange for some press…and I guess it worked out well for her because she’s in Baywatch, the worst movie concept ever…wearing a bikini. These are some of her selfies, non nude of course…but to promote Baywatch obviously..it’s her big break…she fucked to get her and dammit she’s gonna make it work. The post Kelly Rohrbach Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For a while there, I didn’t think Nina Agdal was going to be able to do it. But just when I thought her career was over, my former #1 favorite model went and made a full hotness comeback. And all it took was a bunch of topless photoshoots and bikini pictures . Easy, right? Why wasn’t she doing this all along?
At this rate, the airline industry may soon be less popular than Congress. We're barely even kidding. By now, most of the free world is aware that United Airlines dragged a customer named David Dao often a flight earlier this month because he refused to give up the seat he had paid for. This incident was followed by Delta Airlines tossing a man off a plane because he dared to use the bathroom while the jet was still on the ground. Now, seemingly in an attempt to top its own ridiculousness, Delta has done the following… On April 23, Brian and Brittany Shear say they were on board a flight from Hawaii to California along with their two-year old son. Brian explained to a flight attendant that he originally bought the seat next to him for his 18-year-old son… but decided to put him on an earlier flight so that he could use that same seat for his younger child, Grayson, who was in a car seat. However, the airline said it had overbooked the flight and it needed the seat Mason was now occupying; it argued that it had a right to it because Mason’s name was NOT the name on the ticket that was purchased. It's a bit complicated. But the bottom line is that an airline once again overbooked a flight and, in this case, was telling the parents of a young child that they had to get off as a result. “You’re saying you’re gonna give that away to someone else when I paid for that seat?” Brian tells the airline employee in the video below. “That’s not right.” An airplane employee then says that under Federal Aviation Administration regulations, two-year-old kids cannot have their own seat and must fly while seated in their parents’ laps for the flight. (This is not accurate; the websites for both the FAA and Delta encourage parents to buy separate seats for young children and use a child safety restraint system.) Fine, then: Brian agreed to hold Grayson in his lap. /But he was still told to exit the plane – or face the consequences. According to Brian, an employee said the following to them during this exchange: “You have to give up the seat or you’re going to jail, your wife is going to jail and they’ll take your kids from you.” What a lovely policy. Watch the full encounter below:
For about a week or so, the world took a break from hating on Kim Zolciak to pity her and send her and her family well wishes instead. After all, her four-year-old son was attacked by a dog and required surgery and a hospital stay — it really wasn’t the time to point out her never-ending obnoxiousness, you know? But, as Kim has said, little Kash is healing wonderfully, and he’ll be fine after the attack . It’s great news, it really is, because thank goodness that poor kid is going to be OK. And also because now things can get back to normal when it comes to Kim and criticizing her big, dumb mouth . For her latest act of terror, Kim actually thought it was a good idea to get on Twitter and offer up her 20-year-old daughter, Brielle Biermann, in exchange for a chance to meet John Legend. Really, she did this. She directed her tweet to Chrissy Teigen, John’s unbearably lovely wife , writing “Sooo ur hubby is comin to ATL may19 & Kash is beyond OBSESSED w him! who does Brielle have to blow in order to meet him?? LOL.” It’s sad, because it would have been a sweet gesture — after what he’s been through recently, of course it would be nice if he was able to meet John. But to ask Chrissy “who does Brielle have to blow in order to meet him”? … Seriously? Chrissy took the message in stride, responding with “Plz don’t blow anyone it’s not that good of a show. Jk it’s good but I’ll get you tix without the oral.” Unfortunately for Kim, not everyone responded so graciously. “Just a suggestion,” one person wrote in response to Kim’s tweet, “but you know you can just go on Ticketmaster and not pimp out your daughter?” Another told her “This is a ‘joke’ that totally crosses the line. Kim you are dumber than I thought you were for not deleting this by now.” One person who means well but is obviously not familiar with this family asked “Where did the class go???”, and another even called this “child abuse,” and “unacceptable behavior from a parent.” It seems like even Kim’s biggest fans are taking issue with her comment — one of them told her “I love you Kim & always defend you, but seriously??? Who in their right mind can think this is funny?” That question makes the assumption that Kim is in her right mind, which has yet to be proven . Look, Kim, it’s not that hard, honey. Just don’t be weird. Don’t make creepy comments about your own kids. If in the future you feel an urge to offer sexual favors from your daughter in exchange for goods or services, just don’t do that. It’s that simple. View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies
Vanessa Hudgens has been getting fit and in getting fit – the slutty selfies in bikini – designed to be just casual hanging out – but we know the reality – the truth – what they are really about….because slutty selfies is the only way to be relevant, otherwise why would all these girls do it… Sex Sells, nudity sells, and no matter what dude created “empowering” of women marketing hook, to get them all to actively participate, while knowing the same thing we’ve all known forever, sex sells… To think these people don’t know exactly what they are doing is just dumb of anyone who believes it I trust that we are smarter than this…and know that TITS are still tits no matter what bullshit is attached to it… The post Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joy Corrigan is a hotter, but less successful bootleg version of Charlotte McKinney. They are both from the same Florida Trash community and modeling agency that sold them off to the New York agency that figured they could montetize trashy girls with big tits more than tall skinny twink models they are used to pushing, because America is trash and love these trashy blonde girls Joy Corrigan is getting older, she hasn’t quite made it, but has made a living at this Bikini model in florida shit…so good for her, who wants a real career when you can bank barely working, staying fit…it’s a good life… She probably has rich boyfriends, but that doesn’t mean she can’t do staged paparazzi pics, in the same pose as her friend, which is the same pose so many of these people do, because they are all on the same fucking hustle, lack creativity, but it’s a girl in a bikini and that alone is enough. Hot cheesy body. I dig it. Like a 90s commercial… The post Joy Corrigan Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s another Instagram model Taylor Hannum modelling some swimwear line. I don’t know much about her, but if you take a peak at her Instagram page you’ll notice that she’s a dog lover and since I’m a big dog lover too, I think we should date. I mean what are the odds that we both love cute, little furry animals? Anyway, go check out her page , you won’t be disappointed. » view all 88 photos
I know the rest of the blogging world is probably still busy geeking out over what random celebrities wore the weirdest outfits at the Met Gala last night, and sorry, but you’re not going to get any of that here. I’m a bikini blogger, not a fashion blogger. So instead, you’re going to get something much better: a choice selection of the hottest Instagram pictures from Josephine Skriver , AKA one of the world’s hottest supermodels. And I think you’ll agree this is way more newsworthy. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos
Britney Spears is the kind of daughter I would want to have. An earner. Who knows the family depends on her – because they had her committed and she has been programmed into thinking it. She’s also the kind of wife I’d want to have, or baby momma I’d want to have, because her white trash way of life, coupled with the stupid money she makes, can buy you a lot of those fancy things – like RED LOBSTER for fucking days – 5 meals a day if you want… She’s a total fucking dream boat…really..and here she is in some POOL erotica… The post Britney Spears Slow Motion Bikini Jump of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
