I guess Ariel Winter hasn’t totally overtaken Sarah Hyland as the new most famous Modern Family kid, because Candie’s just had Sarah model their spring collection. And don’t get me wrong, I’ll take any excuse I can get to see a new photoshoot from one of my favorite TV cuties. But still, getting Sarah to model clothes seems like a real waste of her “talent.” It’s pretty obvious she should be doing bikini and/or lingerie shoots instead. I can’t be the only one who sees it, right? » view all 20 photos
So Maja Krag..may or may not be an actual model, these are all grey area things nowadays where everyone in the world, even your mom if she’s not dead, is a model, staging photoshoots for her social media, often times more clever and funny and creative than the actual models who are in photoshoots with billion dollar budgets, because they ones who actually make it are usually hacks, and the ones who work in it are usually hacks, and the ones who think it’s a joke and mock it amongst themselves are usually into doing other things… So Maja Krag, model or not real model, but she is from Denmark, the land of the Danish, Great Danes, teak furniture, and cheekbones…all nordic and shit…being half naked for attention which may not be the best naked…because it’s not coming from a wholesome, organic, you just walked in on her masturbating place…but desperation and eagerness are good qualities to have in a girl, it gets you what you want and the tactic has to be figuring out how to make them think you are part of their weird fucked up equation.. Anyway – decent pics cuz there’s nipple in it. The post Maja Krag Titty Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Grace Hartzel has been doing the rounds and I make fun of her for being one of those hairy not shaving feminists who tries to intellectualize or play up the fact that she is a woman and a woman like a man can not shave….fuck social norms that belittle women…fuck the patriarchy…or whatever it is that she thinks made her feel the need to shave her pussy in high school and adulthood. Was it porn, was it the low cut bikini, was it a boyfriend….or was it OTHER GIRLS or her MOM who taught her how to do it… I WONDER…but blaming men is cool, considering I’m a man and can’t be the only man who is an ambassador of bush and has been one for as long as I can remember, I’ve made girls I fuck grow out their bush for as long as I can remember, the bald pussy trend was so homo to me, real men don’t like pubic hair…what a joke….real men just like pussy…and sometimes so much that a soaking wet bush surrounding that pussy makes that pussy more magical…to cum on… Seriously, bros who want to fuck each other like shaved pussy, and sure it can be a nice treat, but to make it a political statement is so dumb…it’s not the 60s…when Bush was running rampent…and it’s just another example of millennials being fucking idiots.. So as I see why Bush is on the rise, it’s great, as I I never understood the insecurity hairy bitches had…or their unwillinginess to accept the comforting blanket that feels like home…that is the pillow in her panties…I appreciate girls like this perpetuating my needs and wants as a pervert…while thinking they are doing the opposite…..GREAT JOB TEAM. The post More Grace Hartzel for Purple Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Edita Vilkeviciute is a Lithuanian model – which is code for prostitute….who has some benefits like American work visas and lots and lots of money for her tall and skinny body… She got famous with her tits, for her tits, and has shown her tits and has been a titty for fashion kind of girl and a Victoria’s Secret model and at 28…she still exists…and may be in St Barth, probably working for Victoria’s Secret, the tropical land of the french women who show their tits on the beach…because that’s how they bikini…and Edita is showing her tits – tits we’ve seen before – because she’s a titty for fashion model which would make her tits on the beach less interesting…but compared to her friend she’s the best thing ever…because she’s the good on in the picture…but tits are never not interesting… The post Edita Vilkeviciute Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder if this is the face Toni Garrn made when LEONARDO DICAPRIO – Her boyfriend for a minute, who was obviously fucking other girls during that minute, because none of these dudes commit to these models, and if they are famous and rich enough, these models put their dignity and self worth aside, to ensure they get as much press as they can for fucking LEONARDO DICAPRIO – even if AIDS (not a death sentence) come with his cum…. She’s showing her model nipple at a fashion party – because she’s a fashion model – and the whole thing isn’t a new concept – we’ve all seen her nipple – I’ve posted it before – you can google it…but I’m not going to bother…I like to pretend it’s the first time…like it was her first time putting herself out there…despite the story her likely herpes tell…you know that’s she’s been there and done that… But in my defence, everytime I eat out a prostitute I am a mind over matter kind of guy, who delusional sure, but very good at tricking myself into think that sour taste is just her natural crack whore fluids…and not 6 – 10 other dudes’ cum…dripping down my damn face.. I mean what kind of guy goes down on a street hooker…a pretty terrible one..but the nice thing is there’s a lot of similarities between these million dollar models and street hookers so I feel like I can relate to their kind while staring at their slutty outfits… GOOD TIMES…. Oh…and she’s German…so she must be loving this Neo Nazi approach to American politics….that and being shit on…Germans fucking love being shit on…on and Jews…love the jews… The post Toni Garrn SEE Through Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elizabeth Hurley is really trying to increase sales for the Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…a line that I guess makes her money of her own…to give her a little confidence in herself that at 50 she’s still hot enough to be half naked…especially when inspired by cash…because she’s done way worse than half naked in the name of cash…whether in actual cash, or lifestyle via men….because she was an original Sugar Baby, celebrity girlfriend who got herself famous riding the coattails of Hugh Grant……. But today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or maybe it is financed by someone she fucks, because why spend your own money…. Some puppets or in her case sex toys remain puppets forever…even when they have their own money…they like to be controlled….and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…they are the kind of puppet or sex toy…y you’d like to keep in a cage in your basement to cum inside cuz it won’t get pregnant like when you kidnap young captives… The post Elizabeth Hurly is Still in Bikinis at 1000 years Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know I usually like to rag on these so-called mens’ magazines for doing boring photoshoots. But that must not apply to the international versions. Because trust me, there’s definitely nothing boring about this latest shoot Aussie super-hottie Emily Sears did for Maxim Australia ‘s February issue. If anything, the only problem I’ve got with these pictures is that there’s not twice as many of them.
Martha Hunt is the hot, rare, American used by Victoria’s Secret in their campaigns, because they can’t just hire immigrants, even though they mainly hire immigrants, that would be against making America great, and as we all know, big billion dollar businesses like Victoria’s Secret, who probably pay as little tax as possible despite being a billion dollar company, thanks to smart accounting….are likely only interested in Making AMerica great again…which is why the get all their goods in China…that they label and resell in America…but they do have the stores, and pay all those cute retail whores to sell their product to retards who buy into mall brand name marketing… But Martha is great…good American flavor…just living the tall skinny model life…on the beach in Miami doing content for the big American brand….and the hightlight is her on her knees – face in the sand…ass in the air..in a face down ass up that’s the way I want my bikini models while I jerk off because I can see their pussy hang in their white bikini bottoms and I fucking love that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Martha Hunt Great Model Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I was talking to someone about Irina Shayk last night… She wasn’t a Russian hooker, but she could have been, because she was a Russian stripper and the conversation wasn’t really exciting, I try not to talk about models or Russian hookers or Russian celebrities or Russian model hookers who fuck celebrities in my everyday life…it just comes up when I’m getting lap dances sometimes… Where I say shit like “you’re tits are so good, you’re so hot, if I was a celebrity or rich I’d buy you and make you my Russian wife, but conditional to you letting me fuck other girls without too much crazy spy behavior, because Russians can go either way…always psychotic and cold…but either crazy jealous and will Hispanic style chop your dick off…or they let you do whatever you want so long as you make them babies and by babies I mean give them money for designer clothes – they love that shit”…. Who knows what Irina Shayk is, but she’s fucking fantastic looking, the pregnancy probably a sign of how good she fucks her celebrities, or entrapment, either way…she’s set for life…and all it took was being in a bikini on the internet…and a beard to the most famous dude in the world…who pretends he’s not gay… Point being, these pics and most pics to come from her will likely be garbage…it’s a mom thing..so get used to it…but she happened, she exists, and we like her… Here she is vogue… The post Irina Shayk’s Fashion Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I was talking to someone about Irina Shayk last night… She wasn’t a Russian hooker, but she could have been, because she was a Russian stripper and the conversation wasn’t really exciting, I try not to talk about models or Russian hookers or Russian celebrities or Russian model hookers who fuck celebrities in my everyday life…it just comes up when I’m getting lap dances sometimes… Where I say shit like “you’re tits are so good, you’re so hot, if I was a celebrity or rich I’d buy you and make you my Russian wife, but conditional to you letting me fuck other girls without too much crazy spy behavior, because Russians can go either way…always psychotic and cold…but either crazy jealous and will Hispanic style chop your dick off…or they let you do whatever you want so long as you make them babies and by babies I mean give them money for designer clothes – they love that shit”…. Who knows what Irina Shayk is, but she’s fucking fantastic looking, the pregnancy probably a sign of how good she fucks her celebrities, or entrapment, either way…she’s set for life…and all it took was being in a bikini on the internet…and a beard to the most famous dude in the world…who pretends he’s not gay… Point being, these pics and most pics to come from her will likely be garbage…it’s a mom thing..so get used to it…but she happened, she exists, and we like her… Here she is vogue… The post Irina Shayk’s Fashion Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
