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Olivia Munn’s Swimsuit Beer Pong

I guess now that Aaron Rodgers is officially on vacation, it’s time for Olivia Munn to get back to work. And by “work,” I mean posting regular bikini pictures on Instagram. And that’s great news for the rest of us perverts, because it probably means we’ll be getting more pictures like this of Olivia playing beer pong in a swimsuit in some tropical destination. Here’s hoping she moves on to topless tanning next. Continue reading

Rich Kid Wannabe Model Ava Sambora Works It In A Bikini

I know I usually like to rag on rich kid models and point out how they’re only landing modeling contracts because of their famous parents. But let’s get real here: Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora aren’t exactly A-listers anymore, and Galore Magazine isn’t Vogue . So instead of getting cynical about this latest beach photoshoot from Ava Sambora , let’s just enjoy it for what it is: more pictures of another hot nobody/wannabe in a bikini. And those always work for me. Continue reading

Alexis Ren’s Sweet Booty Action

I’m still waiting for  Alexis Ren to realize that me and her are meant to be together, but until that happens, I guess I’m just going to have to keep drooling over her photoshoots. And you guys can feel free to join me. I’m not possessive or anything. So here’s the latest set of bikini pictures from my new favorite Insta-hottie. Enjoy. I know I will.

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Alexis Ren’s Sweet Booty Action

Alexis Ren’s Sweet Booty Action

I’m still waiting for  Alexis Ren to realize that me and her are meant to be together, but until that happens, I guess I’m just going to have to keep drooling over her photoshoots. And you guys can feel free to join me. I’m not possessive or anything. So here’s the latest set of bikini pictures from my new favorite Insta-hottie. Enjoy. I know I will.

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Alexis Ren’s Sweet Booty Action

Pregnant Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In Sexy Bikini Instagram

Now, this is how you announce your pregnancy! … read more

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Pregnant Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In Sexy Bikini Instagram

Etam Lingerie Video with High Priced Model and 800 Views of the Day

Constance Jablonski is one of those well known models no one actually cares about, but she gets fucking paid, stealing your American jobs, using her American work Visa, not interested in making America great, just leaching off the system and paying more taxes to the system than you’re broke Walmart working ass.. She’s the type of model who puts her tits out there, you can google that shit, I’m too lazy…but today she’s in a video for Valentines day, one of the most boring videos, for a massive lingerie brand…using an expensive model, shit probably cost them 100k to do…and yet when I pulled it from their youtube it had 800 views… I can’t even get paid 10 dollars to do a video that will get at least 2,000 views…thanks to you…my loyal followers….who complete me but who never send me money to pay my fucking bills…asshole mooches… Here are her tits from the past…because tits are great…

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Etam Lingerie Video with High Priced Model and 800 Views of the Day

Sara Sampaio Shaving Her Hairy Portuguese Face of the Day

Sara Sampaio is shaving her face for some photoshoot because you know that Portuguese girls are hairy little trolls and need maintenance….otherwise they look like fishermen…that have been lost at sea…but she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, very important and can’t let the world know that she’s got a fucking beard… Sara Sampaio is better known for being the skinny model, blamed for being too skinny, targeted as being skinny, and defends being skinny, in a world that needs a lot more of that….because everything’s got so damn fat… HERE SHE IS IN BIKINI DOING PHOTOSHOOTS FOR TOMMY HILFIGER WITH GIGI HADID AND OTHER SLUTS…LIKE HAILEY BALDWIN…..

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Sara Sampaio Shaving Her Hairy Portuguese Face of the Day

Heidi Montag Still Lives and is in a Bikini of the Day

Heidi Montag LIVES!! Who says there is no legacy, or future in being a reality show personality who made a novelty of herself…during and after the show…because she’s back…doing what she does with her clown tits and silliness…because you can carry this bullshit on for decades….because someone will always be willing to look at you in your bikini…with your big clown tits… I am a fan of low levels who don’t take themselves too seriously after years of realizing they were always low levels…because you know there was a period where they thought they were super fucking relevant and important…because they are the worst… TO SEE TO THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day

Nina Agdal probably thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is – thanks to being one of the pussies – assuming she’s not INTERSEX as her features would suggest – something we can assume Leo, who I have been told fucks dude, would be into…when you get all the pussy you want, your sex gets weirder and weirder… The problem is that before Nina Agdal was the pussy Leo cheats on (that’s what I was going for in the first part of this post)…she had an ego from being in Sports Illustrated…so that just continued as she pushes 30 and becomes obsolete – better get pregnant first…better Irina Shayk it like a Polaroid pregnant sugar baby…her escorting depends on it…. So I guess one of the benefits of fucking Leo is magazines like Health picking her up and featuring her…climb that later downs syndrome head….so dramatic for a down’s syndrome head… The post Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day

Nina Agdal probably thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is – thanks to being one of the pussies – assuming she’s not INTERSEX as her features would suggest – something we can assume Leo, who I have been told fucks dude, would be into…when you get all the pussy you want, your sex gets weirder and weirder… The problem is that before Nina Agdal was the pussy Leo cheats on (that’s what I was going for in the first part of this post)…she had an ego from being in Sports Illustrated…so that just continued as she pushes 30 and becomes obsolete – better get pregnant first…better Irina Shayk it like a Polaroid pregnant sugar baby…her escorting depends on it…. So I guess one of the benefits of fucking Leo is magazines like Health picking her up and featuring her…climb that later downs syndrome head….so dramatic for a down’s syndrome head… The post Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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