I don’t know who this dude is getting a handful of Ariel Winter ‘s booty in her latest Instagram bikini picture, but I guess that’s her new boyfriend. And I’m not going to lie, I’m getting a little jealous here. Not only am I never going to be able to get within groping distance of Ariel’s bikini booty, but I don’t think I’d be able to pick her up either. She’s not exactly light. And I’m not exactly buff. Guess I’d better go do a few more forearm reps just in case. Continue reading →
As previously reported, Kate Upton has been chosen as the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model. Yes, you’ve likely read that sentence before. Because this is the third time Upton has been honored with this special issue’s cover, having flaunted her body for the magazine’s feature photo in 2012 and 2013 as well. Despite being named Rookie of the Year in 2011 by Sports Illustrated editors – following her first set of bikini photos within the publication’s pages – Upton wasn’t very well know five years ago. “If I got the cover, I would be really excited. It would be really amazing,” Kate said while shooting for the 2012 issue, adding at the time: “It’s always what I’ve talked about. I grew up in an American family, so it always was on the coffee table and to be that girl on the magazine on the coffee table would just be really groundbreaking for me.” The dream became a reality shortly after Upton sat down for this interview. And the following 2012 cover launched her into superstardom: A year later, it was off to Antarctica for Upton and her fellow models. “When you think you’re going for a Sports Illustrated shoot, you think beach – sometimes it can be chilly and there’s going to be wind, but when you know you’re going to Antarctica, you know you’re going to be freezing and half naked,” Kate said that year. “And I was very nervous because I grew up in Florida and I don’t do well in the snow when I’m fully dressed.” Upton was anything but fully dressed for this pictorial. Yes, she donned a winter jacket for the occasion. But she didn’t wear a top of any kind! Those enormous breasts were exposed to all the winter elements, not to mention a readership of millions. “This specific shot was on the boat,” Upton explained back then of the cover, adding: “It was the last shot of the round and the gave me coat, which, at the time, I thought was a miracle. At one point, I was sitting on the railing and then came down. “The wind was blowing and they let me put my hood up and who’ve known that would’ve been the cover?” After being featured on a pair of covers, word spread this year that Upton would not pose for SI at all unless she was given yet another cover. We can’t confirm if that diva-like demand actually went down. All we can say for certain is that Upton is, indeed, covering the Swimsuit Edition once again. And we don’t think any guy out there is complaining. So there you have it. Now you’ve ogle Kate Upton bikini photos from 2012, 2013 and 2017. Take as long as you need or want to compare, contrast and wipe the drool off your keyboard and then VOTE: WHICH COVER SHOT DO YOU LIKE BEST? And the Winner is? 2012 Click Here To Vote for 2012 2013 Click Here To Vote for 2013 2016 Click Here To Vote for 2016 Kate Upton has graced the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover three times. Vote above and decide on her hottest photo. View Poll »
First off, I want to apologize to all the nerds out there. I know I haven’t done a post on Emma Watson for you guys in a while. So here she is doing a photoshoot for the March issue of Elle . And second, if Emma ever wants to become a real A-lister instead of just “that Harry Potter chick,” she’s going to have to do a lot better than these lame pictures. It’s time for a bikini vacation with the paps, or joining Snapchat.
In case any of you guys are wondering what to get your favorite bikini blogger this Valentine’s Day, here’s a hint: I just found a new Russian hottie in Reshetova Anastasia and I’m 99% sure I’m in love. My palms are all sweaty, my heart’s racing and my pants are overheating. If that’s not love, then I guess I don’t know what is. Anyway, I don’t know what the shipping and handling is on a mail-order bride, but if you guys all chip in, I bet we could afford it. » view all 12 photos
Ugh. I guess Hannah Davis is going by Hannah Jeter now. At least, judging by this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser video they just released. But that’s not even the worst part. See, I just found out her and that loser ex-ballplayer are having a kid. So make sure to take a good look at Hannah’s killer bikini body here, because it might be the last one we see for a while. What a shame. She had so much potential too. » view all 13 photos
This cunt bled all over it’s white yoga pants…because period is a woman’s obligation and they shouldn’t hide it with a tampon that can kill them via Toxic Shock syndrome…or a bulky pad that men will judge them for…even though I’ve never laughed at a girl wearing a pad…or made them feel insecure….I am still a believer that men will fuck anything, hairy, fat, bleeding or not…and the whole Be Ashamed thing is just stories women tell women in the grocery store and washing machine store…. The only thing annoying about period blood is when it ruins sheets, mattresses and YOGA pants…. But this girl has it all figured out – use your period for a purpose to liberate yourself…like period blood artists…only in blood soaked pants and everyone will celebrate like it’s so shocking….knowing it’s planned, contrived makes it hilarious… I’ve been with girls in white bikinis who get their periods on car seats and no one got mad about it, bed sheets ruined no one has got mad about it, I’ve been covered in period blood like it was tribal war paint and no one got mad, yet women have this narrative that men find blood gross – only if it comes from a vagina…while I think men just think it’s gross because it is blood…but try arguing that with a woman..they are women…and thus experts…even though every dude I know has fucked a period….at least once…and avoid it or pretend to be grossed out by it – to ensure…blowjob… That said, I think men should start wearing white pants and shitting themselves…because we shit…often times daily…we can do it for the little boys in India not toilet paper…since women don’t like to eat our shit covered asses…it’s only fair…as we walk around in shame after we shit…and use air freshener and try to go fast so our dates don’t think we are shitting…. Here is her poem you can jerk off to while watching the video, I find it a funny message that is targeted to get more followers than to really have any other purpose… She’s angling hard…new feminsm is so fake. I am a woman, therefore, I bleed. . It’s messy, it’s painful, it’s terrible, & it’s beautiful. . And yet, you wouldn’t know. Because I hide it. . I bury things at the bottom of the trash. I breathe, ragged and awkward through the cramps, all the while holding onto this tight lipped, painted on smile. . Tampons? What are those. We don’t say those words out loud. Hide them. In the back pocket of your purse, in the corner of the bathroom drawer, at the very bottom of your shopping cart (please let me get a female cashier). . Events or engagements get missed. I’ll tell myself it’s the PMS, sure, but it has more to with the risk of being “caught,” at what…I’m not quite sure. . And I’m lucky. . Over 100 million young women around the globe miss school or work for lack of adequate menstrual supplies, & fear of what might happen if the world witnesses A NATURAL BODILY FUNCTION. . WHY? . Because hundreds of years of culture have made us embarrassed to bleed. Have left us feeling dirty and ashamed. . STOP PRETENDING. Stop using silly pet names like Aunt Flo because you’re too afraid to say “I’m bleeding” or “vagina.” Stop wasting so much effort hiding the very thing that gives this species continuity. . START talking about it. Educate your daughters. Make them understand that it can be both an inconvenience and a gift, but NEVER something to be ashamed about. Educate your sons so they don’t recoil from the word tampon. So when a girl bleeds through her khaki shorts in third period (pun intended), they don’t perpetuate the cycle of shame and intolerance. . The post Period Yoga Instagrammer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There are few greater things in this world than a beautiful woman in a bikini on a beach and hot, juicy burger. It’s hard to believe that only people who have found this out are the good people in the Marketing and PR department for Hardee’s and Carl Jr.’s. They once again prove that all you need to make people want to eat your food is Rachel McCord in a bikini. … read more
Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra are the latest Teen Mom cast members to be hit with cheating rumors, thanks to a recent blind item. Is the “OG” pair on the verge of an infidelity-related split? A blind item on the site Crazy Days and Nights revealed: “The MTV cameras have turned a blind eye to the cheating by this significant other of an OG Teen Mom because it doesn’t fit in the storyline.” While infidelity might make for some incredible ratings and drama elsewhere, for MTV it was not a good fit “for this season for the couple.” Eventually, the couple was revealed as “Tyler/Catelynn.” We knew these two had been going through some tough times, especially lately, but wow. Who would have expected anything like this? The amazing part of this story is still to come, too … Lowell responded to the rumor by apparently confirming it: “Well since it’s out in the open @TylerBaltierra did cheat on me. He’s busted.” Tyler added: “Damn it! We really tried keeping that a secret too! Well I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist her/him … idk it was dark and I was drunk.” If that sounds like a joke … it is. They’re not serious. The mom of Novalee, 2, later posted a selfie with the caption, “Much love and a big #F**koff to the haters, but sooo much love for my lovers.” While the cheating rumor may be overblown or false – it’s not clear how the blind item got planted in the first place – their struggle is real. Lowell has entered rehab to battle her depression and anxiety, and her husband has come across as less than understanding at times. “You know what Cate? You better figure something out,” he said. “Listen, if you go into this thing again I got to check out. I’ll get hardened.” “I’ll close everyone off. It’s safe that way.” Lowell then cried, “I feel like my mental illness ruins everything!” Tyler’s response to that: “I can’t do this forever, there is no way, not like this.” Incredibly, the cheating blind item comes on the heels of a separate report this weekend suggesting Catelynn Lowell is pregnant again. She posted a meme using a classic TV ad featuring old people falling over, with the text “When people ask me when I’m having another baby.” In her caption, she added “For real tho.” Lowell has talked about having another, so it wouldn’t be a big stretch … though she also used the hashtags “someday” and “not yet.” Catelynn turns 25 next month, too, so she and Tyler have plenty of fertile years remaining if they really want to have a bigger family. They’ve talked about trying for at least one more in hopes of having a boy, and calling it quits after that … or trying again if that fails. We just hope they’re on steady ground at this point. Tyler has made no secret that he’s desperate to have a son (after two daughters), but the guy should worry most of all about his marriage. We hate to say it, but it’s probably a good thing she’s not pregnant right now, given her recent and terrible fight with postpartum depression. View Slideshow: Teen Mom & Teen Mom 2: The Complete Babies and Children Guide! PPD is no joke. Even after rehab, the impact remains. She obviously still has issues with mental health, Tyler has problems coping with it, and little Nova requires every ounce of their strength. That’s a concern, and they’re not out of the woods. Given everything they’ve been through, dating back to their teen years, it’s amazing Cate and Ty are doing as well as they have been. Perhaps taking a step back to work on themselves, together and individually, would ensure that we’re still talking about them in 10 years. We’re pulling for these two. Every day. View Slideshow: Teen Mom Dads, Husbands & Boyfriends Ranked: Who’s #1?!
Like Kylie Jenner before her, Ariana Biermann comes from a family that’s not shy about cashing in by showing a little skin. And like Kylie, she can’t really be blamed for thinking following in the family readition is the best way to carve out a career path for herself. However, while Kylie’s daily racy selfies didn’t start until she was at least nearing the age of consent, Ariana is posting what many fans feel are wildly inappropriate pics at the tender age of 15. Yes, it’s one thing when we see Brielle Biermann bikini photos racking up the likes on Instagram (even though Brielle is still in her teens herself). It’s quite another when her younger sister who’s not even of driving age decides to follow in her footsteps. Not surprisingly, Ariana’s followers are divided in their response to the photos. Some say she’s wearing what any young woman would wear at the beach. Others say she probably shouldn’t be showing so much skin on social media. “Sad. 15 and your IG is following the direction of your mother and sister. You’re smarter than flaunting body hair makeup and a phony facade,” wrote one commenter, adding: “Show us brains college goals and normal 15 yr pictures. Be you. Not your fake, crude mother and ding dong sister.” “Nooooo! I thought that Arianna was going to be different and became a doctor or lawyer!..How sad!!..Was looking forward to seeing what a difference she can make in this world!” another wrote. Of course, many of Ariana’s fans defended her photos, as well, with one commenting: “Your [sic] a beautiful young lady & don’t let them get you down. Parents are being so negative. She is on the beach in a bathing suit. What is she supposed to where [sic] a bag?” This isn’t the first time that the teen has found herself embroiled in controversy. Last year, fans noticed that Ariana’s lips seemed to have gotten unnaturally plump, sparking a debate as to whether or not it’s appropriate for such a young woman to undergo cosmetic surgery. Like we said, the girl really has quite a bit in common with Kylie Jenner. The two of them should probably ditch their families and star in their own reality show. View Slideshow: Brielle Biermann: Photos of Instagram’s Hottest New Star!
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