Amalie Lund is some no name model. She’s in a bikini…I have no information on her other than that she does photoshoots in her bikini….because every girl in the world – even the fat ones do that…and I am only posting it because I like looking at skinny girls in bikinis…I like helping them on their mission to get famous because they think they are hotter, skinnier or maybe as hot and as skinny as all the other girls, so she deserves a fucking shot at the money….because that’s how ego, narcissism, and all that other bullshit…and I fully agree with her…all girls deserve a shot…before they are too old, too broken, too battered by all the rich cock that’s been inside them along the way…on their journey in the story they are writing….as they just seeem like people who are male attention seeking….looking for likes and follows….as they should because that’s what matters… The post Amalie Lund is a Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess when nipples are painted on a bitch like Hannah Ferguson…it doesn’t count as actual nipples…because it is body painted on to look like nipples…exactly where her nipples would be…so that it doesn’t breach any Youtube policies…even though Youtube is a fetish site… You see, Youtube, owned by Google, Publicly Traded, corporate, who think I am a porn site and banned me in 2004, preventing me from making millions of dollars all the other blogs with equal or less traffic made between 2004-2010 when it all died thanks to Google going public and basically pulling back on paying publishers…This was before instagram and facebook took the fuck over….. Is allowing Sports Illustrated, a Time Warner owned magazine, to post Hannah Ferguson’s tits in a bodypainted bikini…with body painted nipples…because they aren’t real nipples…even though it looks like you can see her nipples….because the internet is one big corporate owned marketplace and there’s no longer room for the small guys, the independents…and everything is controlled and run by the big players…who get away with releasing things I’d get banned for – because they all scratch each other’s backs… When it comes to tits being accepted in the mainstream…because tits are pretty mainstream…I feel like there’s been advances in humanity….at least since I’ve started doing this…never censoring tits…like an activist no one notices…who has fought so hard for…because I am a feminist…and a pervert who doesn’t believe in censorship….so much that I’ve sacrificed millions of dollars…when I had the chance to make it… And now tits are just everywhere….and I’m still poor… The post Sports Illustrated Hannah Ferguson’s Nipples on Youtube of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess when nipples are painted on a bitch like Hannah Ferguson…it doesn’t count as actual nipples…because it is body painted on to look like nipples…exactly where her nipples would be…so that it doesn’t breach any Youtube policies…even though Youtube is a fetish site… You see, Youtube, owned by Google, Publicly Traded, corporate, who think I am a porn site and banned me in 2004, preventing me from making millions of dollars all the other blogs with equal or less traffic made between 2004-2010 when it all died thanks to Google going public and basically pulling back on paying publishers…This was before instagram and facebook took the fuck over….. Is allowing Sports Illustrated, a Time Warner owned magazine, to post Hannah Ferguson’s tits in a bodypainted bikini…with body painted nipples…because they aren’t real nipples…even though it looks like you can see her nipples….because the internet is one big corporate owned marketplace and there’s no longer room for the small guys, the independents…and everything is controlled and run by the big players…who get away with releasing things I’d get banned for – because they all scratch each other’s backs… When it comes to tits being accepted in the mainstream…because tits are pretty mainstream…I feel like there’s been advances in humanity….at least since I’ve started doing this…never censoring tits…like an activist no one notices…who has fought so hard for…because I am a feminist…and a pervert who doesn’t believe in censorship….so much that I’ve sacrificed millions of dollars…when I had the chance to make it… And now tits are just everywhere….and I’m still poor… The post Sports Illustrated Hannah Ferguson’s Nipples on Youtube of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder if the secret service come after you when you post pictures of the President (but just for a few days) daughter in a bikini top – for the paparazzi…who after googling…is 15 fucking years old…so stop looking at her you fucking creeps… She is but a child, a child in a bikini, but that’s the trend now. All these young girls showing off their bodies harder than their media idols…the Jenners… The only interesting thing about this, unless you like young girls in bikinis, and you probably do, because the hormones in the food…and the way they dress…and the fact they grew up on porn…makes them a lot more like 18 year olds from when I was 18….hell she’s probably had more sex than me…I mean probably not, her freedom hasn’t really been dropped from being a target the last 8 years of her life…thanks to her dad holding the most important position in American politics that Trump miraculously won from him… I just wonder how powerful media she was probably forced to stare at growing up will be on her. She’s got two brilliant parents, all the opportunity in the world, probably colleges begging to get her to join their faculty when she graduates high school in 3 years…YOU FUCKING PERVERTS STOP LOOKING AT HER BIKINI TOP… Or will she become a novelty, a Kardashian, and instagram whore who plays it up for the cameras…will the Obama sisters have a TV show…one already smokes weed on the internet at music festivals…it’s not like anyone wouldn’t let them hang…I mean Obamas are cool as fuck… Is this the first of many “beach days”….and “fitness” videos…who fucking knows…it’s just the whole world is ratchet…you might as well take her in before Friday and the decent begins…or maybe this is the decent beginning…who knows. She’s 15…leave her the fuck alone asshole.. The post Sasha Obama Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder if the secret service come after you when you post pictures of the President (but just for a few days) daughter in a bikini top – for the paparazzi…who after googling…is 15 fucking years old…so stop looking at her you fucking creeps… She is but a child, a child in a bikini, but that’s the trend now. All these young girls showing off their bodies harder than their media idols…the Jenners… The only interesting thing about this, unless you like young girls in bikinis, and you probably do, because the hormones in the food…and the way they dress…and the fact they grew up on porn…makes them a lot more like 18 year olds from when I was 18….hell she’s probably had more sex than me…I mean probably not, her freedom hasn’t really been dropped from being a target the last 8 years of her life…thanks to her dad holding the most important position in American politics that Trump miraculously won from him… I just wonder how powerful media she was probably forced to stare at growing up will be on her. She’s got two brilliant parents, all the opportunity in the world, probably colleges begging to get her to join their faculty when she graduates high school in 3 years…YOU FUCKING PERVERTS STOP LOOKING AT HER BIKINI TOP… Or will she become a novelty, a Kardashian, and instagram whore who plays it up for the cameras…will the Obama sisters have a TV show…one already smokes weed on the internet at music festivals…it’s not like anyone wouldn’t let them hang…I mean Obamas are cool as fuck… Is this the first of many “beach days”….and “fitness” videos…who fucking knows…it’s just the whole world is ratchet…you might as well take her in before Friday and the decent begins…or maybe this is the decent beginning…who knows. She’s 15…leave her the fuck alone asshole.. The post Sasha Obama Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There is no doubt that in her multi million dollar contract that she’s had for over a decade – because she’s old – with Victoria’s Secret….Adriana Lima, their den mother, the grandma of the catalog, who they’ve milked harder than any Brazilian prostitute has ever been milked, including but not limited to the trannies that they’ve used in American tranny porn…..because this tranny prostitute is a “model”…and as a model…for a brand that cultivated or abducted her from her home town…is all well paid, famous and luxurious and owes her life to said brand…so that she doesn’t have to prostitute herself…at least not to anyone else…because there is no way this isn’t a crotch shot in fitness gear wearing VS..to appease her handlers… You see sex work and model work…is the same fucking thing…agents / clients…dirty biz…where all that matters is how hot and willing the pussy is… So here’s a selfie crotch shot…pretty eager… The post Adriana Lima’s Crotch Shot VS Deliverables of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There is no doubt that in her multi million dollar contract that she’s had for over a decade – because she’s old – with Victoria’s Secret….Adriana Lima, their den mother, the grandma of the catalog, who they’ve milked harder than any Brazilian prostitute has ever been milked, including but not limited to the trannies that they’ve used in American tranny porn…..because this tranny prostitute is a “model”…and as a model…for a brand that cultivated or abducted her from her home town…is all well paid, famous and luxurious and owes her life to said brand…so that she doesn’t have to prostitute herself…at least not to anyone else…because there is no way this isn’t a crotch shot in fitness gear wearing VS..to appease her handlers… You see sex work and model work…is the same fucking thing…agents / clients…dirty biz…where all that matters is how hot and willing the pussy is… So here’s a selfie crotch shot…pretty eager… The post Adriana Lima’s Crotch Shot VS Deliverables of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I get that when you’re a low level reality show starlet – who didn’t make the move to the actual reality show that made all those laguna beach rich kids really matter – despite all being totally irrelevant today – you see because this one quit The Hills after doing Laguna Beach thinking she had a shot at acting….LOL…. Probably already rich, spoiled and annoying…go to Laguna Beach and see for yourself…not to mention she was able to get herself a pro athlete to maintain that lifestyle…that you have to take show off to your social following who remember you from TV…so that you can monetize too… So you gotta take that bikini selfie…mom in a bikini…vagina probably shattered…but we’ll never know thanks to smoke and mirrors….as she lives the life a bunch of lonely 35 year olds who remember her…envy…if only they could be as useless and self indulgent as this…if only they had a following they maintain…to get paid…for bullshit…thanks to the world being bullshit… Well…it was her 30th birthday, her husband surprised her with mexico..where she had bikini opportunities to share…and it is all so dull..but happened…and her body looks good…but you can still hate her…I do… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kristin Cavallari is Selfie-ing herself in a Bikini Because She’s a Self Indulgent Cunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The good people at STEAKAGER send us up one of their amazing device…that Dry Ages beef….it fits right in your fridge, holds 22 lbs of beef, has wifi capabilities so you can monitor it anywhere…. So if you’re a steak lover, and not some vegan lesbian who hates all things beef, you’ll fucking love one of these.. I figured as a thank you for their love and support, I’d tip you assholes off on the amazing device….and more importantly…do it DrunkenStepfather style..with a compilation of as many pics of girls and steaks I could find…. So after a month of digging through the depths of the internet, this is the best I came up with, and my best is never quite good enough, but that’s why I befriend people like the people at STEAKAGER because they do revolutionary things for me…and for you..so get one… TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER HERE Here’s a bikini girl cooking a steak… TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER HERE Here’s some Girls Eating Meat Fetish Videos TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER HERE Here’s some Slapping Raw Meat to Make Music…. TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER HERE Here are some pics of girls and meat and BBQs…. TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER HERE The post Girls and Steaks and Meat and BBQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I love Emma Stern Nielsen……she’s a busty model who has been around for awhile, but new to me, because even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I still don’t remember her… That’s not to say she’s not memorable, but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is by suffocated by her vagina lops while she eats my ass…with this magical mouth…those lips are crazy, that body is crazy, and seeing her do a bikini campaign may not be a nude for attention photoshoot for “fun”…or “editorial”….but it’s something good enough to imagine her on the beach eating an ice cream…as it melts and drips down her face onto her tits….wiping it off with one hand…while inserting random objects in her vagina with the other…the way all beach fantasies are supposed to be. She’s great….a keeper…something weird looking about her, but also nostalgic…I’m into it… The post Emma Stern Nielsen Bathing Suit Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
