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Caitlin Stasey Naked with her Dog of the Day

Caitlin Stasey posted a picture of her naked and cuddling her dog – and it is so cute – because I like naked bitches on actual bitches….I’m into dogs, they are better than humans, more human than humans…and pretty much the best…. Caitlin Stasey is not a dog, she’s some Australian, with criminal ancestors on some show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, that has created Kylie Minogue and other idiots and that has cycled through all kinds of low level actresses and made them famous in the native Australian land of trashy accents… And I fucking love Australians, even with their trashy accents, because as cultured, well traveled as they are…they still get fucking drunk, high, and fuck….they are the hot girls stripping down to their underwear at a party…just to have a good time with a bunch of dickheads…and that kind of attitude…makes them matter. It’s a modern day love story…and you know me and my love for romance…. So her’s Caitlin Stasey…naked again…because she likes being naked on social media… The post Caitlin Stasey Naked with her Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Naude’s South African Model Tits on the Beach of the Day

Nicole Naude is a model I’ve never heard of…but she’s from South Africa and showing her tits…. I guess there’s an upper class community that doesn’t livee in tribal villages and not HIV Positive….. I actually know there’s an upper class community that doesn’t live in tribal villages….they are called “the white people”…who enslave the black people…because that’s just the Euro way… I also know that along with sharks, high AIDS rates, Nelson Mandela, Apartheid….legless olympic runners who kill their model girlfriend there comes a lot of really hot chicks – some even killed by their legless Olympic boyfriends…that look great in bikinis…thanks to being some weirdly mixed colonialists who never left…and I guess Nicole Naude and her tits is one of them… The post Nicole Naude’s South African Model Tits on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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US Gymnasts in SI Swim of the Day

Show your American pride – by jerking off to the US Gymnast team in their bikinis for Sports Illustrated Swim’s 2017 magazine, yes they still do that magazine, even though everyone and their brother, mother and sister is a fucking bikini model these days thanks to social media…making the bikinis on successful athletes seem useless – in a produced photoshoot that would be better if it was a selfie – because people fucking love selfies….and apparently producing their own photoshoots…making this seem so silly…but it makes SI money, it’s their biggest selling issue, but not nearly as relevant as it once was – because people could jerk off to bikinis…and not just on girls they know on their facebook in bikinis, because bikinis aren’t throat fucking porn, the taste of people’s masturbation – but it’s nice to see the people at SI are dabbling in fetish content now – midgets with muscles who can eat their own assholes…with American pride component…brilliant. The post US Gymnasts in SI Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marte Christensen Bares It All In "The Great Undressing"

Good Beat, Great Nudity, This Is a #1 Song… read more

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Where's Your Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Emily Kinney?

Why Isn’t Everyone Staring At Emily Kinney?… read more

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Ariel Winter Learns About Angles in Bikini of the Day

Any dude who has fucked a girl from behind, which should be pretty much any dude, will tell you that the key to making the monster you’re sticking your dick inside more appealing, you must bend her over, get her on all fours, stick that ass in the air…like she just don’t care…and burry her troll head in the goddamn pillow…because an indiscreet or nondescript ass…while in that stance…smooths out the pocks, and dimples and vile shit you know you’re actually fucking…and if you take any pig woman, and I know if you’re fucking them, they are pig women and put her in this pose..not just an 18 year old…it will allow you to cum…imagining her as someone else.. You see, I’m not sold on Ariel Winter, she’s a troll, she freaks me out….but when she’s doing this…she’s good…she should audition for all future roles like this…it’s her look, it’s her angle…it’s the answer…and it’s probably been facetuned so that she doesn’t look like a fucking school bus with no neck…either way….good enough job… What a little pig… The post Ariel Winter Learns About Angles in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Learns About Angles in Bikini of the Day

Any dude who has fucked a girl from behind, which should be pretty much any dude, will tell you that the key to making the monster you’re sticking your dick inside more appealing, you must bend her over, get her on all fours, stick that ass in the air…like she just don’t care…and burry her troll head in the goddamn pillow…because an indiscreet or nondescript ass…while in that stance…smooths out the pocks, and dimples and vile shit you know you’re actually fucking…and if you take any pig woman, and I know if you’re fucking them, they are pig women and put her in this pose..not just an 18 year old…it will allow you to cum…imagining her as someone else.. You see, I’m not sold on Ariel Winter, she’s a troll, she freaks me out….but when she’s doing this…she’s good…she should audition for all future roles like this…it’s her look, it’s her angle…it’s the answer…and it’s probably been facetuned so that she doesn’t look like a fucking school bus with no neck…either way….good enough job… What a little pig… The post Ariel Winter Learns About Angles in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk Will Blow Your Pants Off

Irina Shayk is hands down one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models. And even though we haven’t seen as much of the Russian hottie as I’d like lately, I could post 10 photoshoots of her per day and it’d still barely be enough, as far as I’m concerned. So you guys go ahead and enjoy this new shoot Irina did for Vogue , while I go look for 9 more. Wish me luck. » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Robin Holzken Belongs In A Bikini

I know I post a lot of bikini babes on this site, so just in case you’ve forgotten who Robin Holzken is, here’s a reminder: she’s the one that blew your pants straight off last time . And here she is back with an even hotter new bikini photoshoot today. So before you click on any of these, I’d double-check and make sure you’re somewhere with a flexible “no pants, no service” policy first. Enjoy. » view all 15 photos Continue reading

Tiffany Keller Is One Hot Piece

I know it’s hard to keep track of all the bikini models and lingerie hotties and Instagram wannabes out there, but luckily, I think this photoshoot Tiffany Keller did for Beach Bunny ought to help the LA model stand out. See, she’s the one with the perfect body who looks like she was born to wear a bikini. …Hm, OK, fine, maybe that doesn’t narrow it down much. But it does give me a serious pants fire, and you know what? That works for me. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos

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