As you guys know, I spend approximately 50% of my day scrolling through Instagram (I spend the other half sleeping, obviously). Which is how I’m always finding new hotties for us all to collectively drool over. And here’s my latest discovery: Silvia Caruso . Now, I only really know two things about her. One, that she’s an Italian model. And two, that she’s my newest crush. I think you’ll probably be able to see why after you check out the pictures. » view all 11 photos
I don’t know how cold it is where you guys are today, but I’m currently freezing my ass off in my mom’s basement right now. But instead of putting on any extra layers or making a hot drink, I figured I’d come up with a much easier way to turn up the heat. AKA by posting this crazy-hot photoshoot from a new bikini model I just found. So meet Victoria Germyn . I don’t know about you guys, but I’m starting to sweat already. Mission accomplished. » view all 25 photos
Hilary Duff is the most recent covergirl for Cosmo…where she is sharing the cover with very important sensational stories like “YOU COME FIRST – HOTTER SEX FOR YOU”….and “Turn -On Tricks, OMG FOREPLAY, BIG-O Shortcuts”…..and “Dates from Hell, you’ll LOL at these Effed-Up Stories”….and my favorite “Gyno News – A controversial new cure for cramps”…. Silly content, recycled content, I mean how many sex tips can a magazine give to horny sex crazed women – month after month – issue after issue – before you either run out of ideas, exhaust the same idea since there’s really only 5-10 moves in sex, but yet Cosmo manages to continue, girls still buy into this shit….and the real question is how many of them masturbate to the magazine, like it’s a porno….or if that’s reserved for teen boys sneaking their sisters magazine into the bathroom… Either way, a photoshopped DUFF, is a dramatic looking DUFF, but the rest of the pictures are so fucking boring… The only exciting thing is that she says she’s obsessed with MAUI, so if you want to plan her abduction, as you probably do because you are her fan and her fans are fucking weirdos, just move to Maui with all the rich hippies…and wait at the airport for her return….it’s the long play, but you best chance in seeing her and her thick muscular legs do squats in a bikini…I mean unless you count paparazzi pics, in which case… CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE HER RECENT NON MAUI BIKINI PICS The post Hilary Duff in Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am a huge fan of skinny models, I fucking love skinny, but even this is too skinny, something I’d never think was possible….and actually isn’t possible, but when I look at her non existent ass and pussy lips hanging out of her because she’s got no muscle or fat to keep it all in….I think…the media will slaughter her and her skinny limbs because the media loves fat chicks… Sure, I like my skinny chicks more meth scabbed and weak looking, pale, bags under their eyes…to weak to run from dying…but model skinny is alright too…. This is what she gets paid for, doing it for free…magic…it’s all magic… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Skinny Model Romee Strijid in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The other day I was calling all these young, exploited girls Jon Benet Ramsey of their generation – but not dead… All shameless celebrities, like Ariel Winter, Bella Thorne, even Selena Gomez 10 years ago….before she had to go to rehab for being dumped by Beiber, like a coddled little twat who can’t deal with her emotions….thanks to parents who had a fucking dream… And I realize that it is a wonderful thing, when parents teach their kids the importance of being half naked / in bikinis as often as they can…because it builds and audience, gets them more jobs and everyone’s ego can collectively circle jerk, squirt all over their faces in joy of winning the most basic tactic to get known… And I think she looks great…. The post Ryan Newman is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Heather Graham only has 6000 followers on her instagram @ImHeatherGraham and that is fascinating to me… At first I thought it was a joke, some mean spirited joke someone was playing on us, because Heather Graham is iconic to perverts who watched movies like Boogie Nights in the late 90s….how could some mall employee in Idaho be more relevant with her 40,000 followers than an actual celebrity… Then I remembered, she’s old and must not be interesting to people, as old people are…and figured she probably doesn’t update her shit at all…I’ve seen accounts that are just named after a celeb that get tens of thousands of likes…but it turns out she made a post a day ago…so she’s active on it…. But more importantly, I remember the late 90s….were 20 fucking years ago..and she’s probably in her 50s…but 50 or not…she’s still got her tits…and that’s an achievement – especially in this breast cancer filled world… These pics are pretty fucking boring…but what do you expect from a grandmother using social media. The post Heather Graham Bikini Romance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rose Bertram is a Sports Illustrated model – in her bikini in Dubai…possibly getting shit on by very rich Arab men in the timeless joke about instagram models heading over to Dubai on the private jet to give these rich dudes a taste of America…because it actually happens…so much so that if I was a model…I wouldn’t tag Dubai…just to try to pretend I’m not a fucking hooker on a free trip…or on a “job”…for some rich dude’s fake bikini company that involves being shit on by him and his friends….because we know they have the money…we know models love money and we know Rose Bertram and her big tits isn’t making that money in the legitimate way and a girl’s got needs… The post Rose Bertram is the Model in Dubai of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
