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Ariel WInter’s Butt in a Bikini of the Day

Ariel Winter posted a butt shot…and she’s laying on her stomach…because she doesn’t want to take away from her butt shot by ruining it with her big round belly….even though people only like her for her tits…and this posting the ass is just confusing what she’s known for, what she’s about.. I think she looks like a vile little troll, but I never watched the show and I never developed an emotional relationship with her tits that keep on growing….I didn’t cry when they were reduced and reshaped….and I didn’t celebrate when they grew back in from eating… I just know that all 18 year olds are firm, tight, and even the fat ones are good enough to stare at – because they haven’t hit their mid 20s – early 30s slump all girls experience – where girls start to melt and turn sloppy because the best years are behind them…where their boyfriends jerk off to pics of them in high school because her body caught up with her big tits.. who cares The post Ariel WInter’s Butt in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Sharapova is a Cheater in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve had three major traffic on this site, where I hit over 300,000 people in one day, the biggest day was when I was given the Farrah Abraham squirting clip promoting her first sex tape and Gawker linked it up… The second was the first 6 weeks of doing the site when Maria Sharapova was on the beach in a yellow bikini – pulling sand out of her vagina…a post that went viral before viral was a thing…it was 2004…a post that ended up inspiring at least 2-3 people I know to become big players in the internet space….a post that made me feel the need to update this bullshit for the rest of my fucking life…because so many people don’t care about me – or my jokes but they care about people in bikinis…making a stupid fucking life for myself….and 12 years later…I’m still doing it…like a fool…for no money or reason…. So in a lot of ways, Maria Sharapova is my spirit animal…my soul sister…my partner…my enemy…the devil…but she’s still doing what she was doing then….and so am I…so maybe we’re on some path we gotta stick to….her in bikinis…now that she’s allowed to play tennis again…an me running the most irrelevant blog on the internet…both of us better 12 years ago…but still here…one more athletic than the other…both performance enhancement drug users! The post Maria Sharapova is a Cheater in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Always Needs To Be In A Bikini

ABC: Always Be Clad (In A Bikini Jessica Alba)… read more

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Bella Thorne And Sharks in Bikinis of the Day

Luckily for Bella Thorne – she’s not on her period – I don’t know if she’s old enough to have a period – but probably has her period thanks to her parents exploiting her at a young age – traumatic – she just doesn’t even know it, the hormones in the food and the fact that she’s actually a 40 year old…pretending to be 18…to relive the moment and make it happen for her – and happen is happening, with her 15 million followers thanks to being slutty in pictures but not too slutty so that she can maintain her mainstream acting career…which is super fucking weird…but not really – since instagram is everything- instagram is life – just ask Mark Zuckerberg as he counts his fucking money… She’s still on Vacation, still in a bikini, but will continue to be in bikinis, even after this vacation is over…because that’s how it works. Instagram. The post Bella Thorne And Sharks in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elisha Cuthbert in a Bikini of the Day

Elisha Cuthbert, Montreal home grown hottie who has turned her back on her hometown – because she’s gone off and become famous….I’ve only seen her in the city once, she was with a Hockey player…and was a brat acting like you’d expect a famous bitch to do it…. I don’t think you can consider her from Montreal, but not much happens in Montreal because she has gone on and done so many wonderful LA things….like coke off Paris Hilton’s clit…. I remember I waas trying to stage a candle light vigil for her career at her parent’s house ….that never happened because I am lazy…mourning her career….and I remember trying to be friends with her sister…another fail….but I barely remember Elisha Cuthbert….or her spending half your 20s being a cokewhore ….and that behavior clearly doesn’t always ruin you….and this is the proof….she looks hot… The post Elisha Cuthbert in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Sharapova In A Bikini Is A Grand Slam

The tennis superstar will help you celebrate the new year…. read more

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Ahoy Hailee Steinfield's Bikini!

No Haliee Steinfield In A Bikini, No Boating… read more

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Emily Ratajkowski: Her Hottest Photos of All Time!

Since the “Blurred Lines” video put her on the map, Emily Ratajkowski has given us no shortage of hot photos over the years. Here, we present just a few of the greatest. You are so very, very welcome. 1. Emily Ratajkowski White Lingerie Picture Emily Ratajkowski in white lingerie, looking super gorgeous. 2. Emily Ratajkowski From the Back Emily Ratajkowski in another beautiful shot from her Instagram. 3. Emily Ratajkowski at the Gym Emily Ratajkowski poses at the gym. Boy does it look hot in there. 4. Emily Ratajkowski: Epic Cleavage Emily Ratajkowski and her famous boobs. Need we say more? 5. Emily Ratajkowski’s Butt in a Bikini Yes, as promised, here’s EmRat from behind. The girl knows her best angles. 6. Sexy Emily Ratajkowski Emily Ratajkowski models lingerie for Yamamay, looking sexier than sexy. View Slideshow

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Emily Ratajkowski: Her Hottest Photos of All Time!

Since the “Blurred Lines” video put her on the map, Emily Ratajkowski has given us no shortage of hot photos over the years. Here, we present just a few of the greatest. You are so very, very welcome. 1. Emily Ratajkowski White Lingerie Picture Emily Ratajkowski in white lingerie, looking super gorgeous. 2. Emily Ratajkowski From the Back Emily Ratajkowski in another beautiful shot from her Instagram. 3. Emily Ratajkowski at the Gym Emily Ratajkowski poses at the gym. Boy does it look hot in there. 4. Emily Ratajkowski: Epic Cleavage Emily Ratajkowski and her famous boobs. Need we say more? 5. Emily Ratajkowski’s Butt in a Bikini Yes, as promised, here’s EmRat from behind. The girl knows her best angles. 6. Sexy Emily Ratajkowski Emily Ratajkowski models lingerie for Yamamay, looking sexier than sexy. View Slideshow

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Dude Rubs Chilli on his Girlfriend’s Tamp0n and Other Videos of the Day

Religious Fail….. Truck crush – the Audio is the best part Old Man VS Donkey…. Car Polisher – Polishing Teeth Tourist Taken Out by Lightning Girl in Bikini Drilling an Ice Fishing Hole The Least Festive new Years Countdown The post Dude Rubs Chilli on his Girlfriend’s Tamp0n and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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