Here’s an early Christmas present for all you perverts out there: former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Emily Didonato in a new lingerie photoshoot. And you know, I think this might be the first time I’ve ever seen Emily modeling something other than a bikini. Turns out, she looks just as good in lingerie. Who knew? » view all 12 photos
Estella Warren was a huge Canadian Sports Illustrated bikini model, but now she’s 37…and looked 37…a few years ago, but I guess she pulled it together…. Straight from the mean streets of Peterborough Ontario….she’s done so much in modeling, and she’s back with her pre-40 year old tits… The highlight of her life isn’t her tits at 37, it was when she was arrested after hitting 3 parked cars….resisted arrest….slip out of her cuffs….and get recaptured…all while wasted…100,000 dollar bail was set and she was sent to rehab for 6 months…and that shit is gangster…girl gets fucked up….and that kind of thing is exciting…but I’ve always liked crazy rich girls with deep rooted issues who get fucked up to deal with them…but usually more into them when they are poor as fuck sex workers…but models are the sex workers to the really rich – so I guess it’s all the same. The post Estella Warren Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You know how I’m always trying to find the latest, greatest Instagram hotties for me you guys to enjoy? Well, I just found the next one: Sofia Jamora . According to my research, she’s a new model for Frankies Bikinis and if you’re not already following her on Instagram , you’re going to want to get on that ASAP. Because I have a feeling there’s a lot more hotness where this came from. Fingers crossed. So many kisses to everyone who believed in me my first swim week! Love you all – walking @frankiesbikinis 2017 (I was dancing) A video posted by Sofia Jamora (@sofiajamora) on Jul 20, 2016 at 2:11pm PDT » view all 12 photos
Professional surfer Anastasia Ashely looks good in a bikini…which is convenient since her life is spent in a bikini…and it would be horrible if she looked like an Ashley Graham or other fat and disgusting chick in a bikini – even if that’s marketable, it’s not healthy, erotic, or amazing – unless you’re looking for a woman who will die off sooner than later which I guess most people are…it’s cheaper than divorce and less risky than killing the bitch…. NOT THAT we’d ever kill off anything or anyone quite as lovely as Anastasia Ashely…she’s the kind of girl you don’t let leave your house once you get her in it….you know a DEADBOLT lock on the bedroom door…then you shower her with compliments and gifts and food so she doesn’t realize you’ve kidnapped her..and show her pictures of the ocean letting her know that once the abduction is complete, the wedding happens, the seed planted in the womb the brain wash confirmed…you’ll let her surf again…. NOT THAT this post is going where I want it to go, it is supposed to be about an awesome gift that is in Anastasia Ashley’s hand, not that Anastasia Ashley isn’t a gift, but not everyone is lucky enough to be graced by such a goodess, her presence and if someone is, there’s no way they are letting her go, so we focus on the more accessible gift idea that is perfect for everyone and it is called THE CHUGGIES which is the hoodie for you beer brought to you by the good people at THUGGIES ….. If you look past the legendary surf ass…you’ll see it. FIND OUT MORE – GET YOUR OWN – CLICK HERE The post Anastasia Ashley for Thuggies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you were wondering…Alessandra Ambrosio is in the Bahamas right now…on a private island…doing some bullshit photoshoot at 35 years old…looking good and half naked…despite being 5 years dead in terms of sex appeal according to me…making me wonder if I am a necrophiliac for liking these pics…that aren’t even that exciting…but that happened…with the most obnoxious hashtag ever #foreveronvacation… #foreveronvacation… She’s FOREVER ON VACATION with millions in the bank, rich cock cumming in her pussy, a mom of a few kids…yet #foreveronvacation….fuck yourself and die you show off Brazilian hooker…offending all of us not forever on vacation cuz we don’t look good in a bikini, we aren’t tall skinny bitches, and willing to be a good time for rich guys who pay for her company…#foreveronvacation….let’s hope her Bahama jumper plane goes down like she was Aaliyah…you know to really remind her that FOREVER isn’t always a long time… EMRATA AND BELLA HADID are there also…and so are Elsa Hosk, Hailey Baldwin….let’s hope all their Bahamas jumper planes goes down like they were all Aaliyah…seriously – these overrated bitches aren’t about to off themselves, they are a the top of their game – they think they are offering the world the best of who they are – we need extraneous factors to END that shit.. The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Obnoxious Hashtag on a Private Island with Other Sluts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are Bella Hadid and Emily Ratajkowsk using their social media power to help promote each other to gain more followers. They are both under 10 million so joining forces makes perfect sense. As you know, the more followers you have the more money you can command when selling teeth whitening solutions or coffee scrubs. Anyway, back to business. Yes, they look like d-list models who I would love to take to Mc Donald’s for a happy meal, but would never have a chance to.
Here are Bella Hadid and Emily Ratajkowsk using their social media power to help promote each other to gain more followers. They are both under 10 million so joining forces makes perfect sense. As you know, the more followers you have the more money you can command when selling teeth whitening solutions or coffee scrubs. Anyway, back to business. Yes, they look like d-list models who I would love to take to Mc Donald’s for a happy meal, but would never have a chance to.
It feels like I’ve been trying to get Sarah Hyland to fulfill her true hottie potential for years now. And the only person who’s actually been listening to my advice has been Ariel Winter … But whatever. I figure one of these days, Sarah will finally realize that the key to a successful career in Hollywood in 2016 requires posting daily bikini and/or booty selfies on Instagram. And until then, showing off her cute little cleavage in Marie Claire is a good start. I’ll take it!
I feel like I know Joy Corrigan – Not because I’ve met her in Art Basel and hung out with her – only to discover that despite dating old guys – she’s really kind of sweet, thin, rocking huge fake tits and unlike most Florida trash…but still at the beach, in bikinis, friendly with other Florida instagram models like Charlotte McKinney…. Not because I follow her shit and have her entire career, from snapchat to instagram…even though I do follow her shit… But because all these girls are interchangeable… Here are her hard nipples at the beach… The post Joy Corrigan Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .