I’ve always dug Kate Beckinsale — she’s been crushing it in the Hollywood MILF department for years now — but I’m not entirely sure about this quote she’s got on the cover of Shape Magazine ‘s January issue. Don’t get me wrong, Kate’s definitely looking pretty “fit” thanks to that bikini (and, ahem, a little Photoshop). But the fittest she’s ever been? I’m going to have to go back into the archives to double-check that. If I’m not back in 3 hours, send a search party in after me. Otherwise, I could get lost in there for days.
Kelly Bensimon was a real house wife of some random city – which is code for a sugar baby who was married to some rich photographer in his 80s who still shoots for Maxim named Gilles Bensimon – who was previously married to the much hotter Elle Macpherson – but who ended up breeding with this one….because she is an opportunist…. She’s on the beach somewhere in a bikini and since it is christmas I figured what better time of year to zoom in on her 50 year old vagina and look at the weirdness going on down there…because I figure someone’s paid a lot of money to lick that – when the divorce is factored in and her settlement qualifies her being a NYC socialite….we might as well document how it degrades / rots / depending on who you ask…. Fascinating…. The post Staring at Kelly Bensimon’s Old Lady Alien Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hey Michael Jackson fans, you know the annoying vocal assholes who came out of the woodwork and attached themselves to him – AFTER HE DIED…..and while he was living just called him a pedophile, because all signs point to pedophile, but that could just be the media and some kids he slept in the same bed with trying to take advantage of a kind, delicate, quiet speaking, once dark, then light, now dead, man…. He was the first major celebrity to take over social media whining, and I lost thousands of followers on twitter, not that I even had that many to lose, while live tweeting the funeral….oh to be middle aged again… Well, this one’s for you, the heiress to his empire…in a bikini….to jerk off to…because people seem to be really into MJ and everything he “TOUCHES”….get it…she was a kid when he died…I know I know…that’s just crazy talk…he’d never molest a girl… She’s in a bikini, living off the inheritance, not spending that money on fitness..but still half naked in a bikini… The post Paris Jackson Bikini Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chrissy Teigen is the fucking worst, her husband she wallet fucked is likely gay, their child probably not his…but I doubt she’d fuck that one up, she’s committed to him hard – for the long haul, because she spotted talented before he was super famous – and she knew to invest her energy into him, and it paid off because half of everything of his – which is alot – is hers…and that made for a good lifestyle considering she was only making 50k a year at her peak of being a model, before social media allowed her to get on a TV show…and run her annoying mouth off in different mediums…all while being a chubby busty ethnically obscure pile of shit… Well, unfortunately, her LOVE MAGAZINE video is the best one they did, her eating junk food working out, not very Christmas, but compared to all their other videos this is the only one that has any substance…and not just her big tits 80s aerobic…but a joke, humor, a purpose, irony, whatever this is and that is so hard for me to accept…or admit…because I hate the Love Magazine campaign this year and Chrissy Teigen is the fucking devil…she is the fucking worst and her fans..who have lashed out at me at least once…are very fucking annoying….not to mention she wasn’t hot pre-baby, and this is post baby..so you’d think she wouldn’t be hot now….but I’m digging it and there is just too much going on in my head to grasp what I am thinking…other than that I want a burger. The post Chrissy Teigen 80s Aerobics For Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wasn’t going to bother posting these pics, because I asked Genevieve to send them to me weeks ago – and instead she told me to buy her calendar, really bitch? You’re not that fucking important. but yet she thinks she is…and doesn’t realize she needs all the help she can get to be relevant in this tail end of her career… She is old and desperate and I guess has been working out – because she’s far less fat – so she figured she might as well monetize or maximize her naked body – at 30 – before it’s too late for anyone to give a shit – since people already don’t give a shit…and she’s likely not making all that much money – so self produce a calendar with your photographer boyfriend and hope for the fucking best…and I guess we should all encourage her and be happy she didn’t wait until she was 35 to do this… The fact is she looks better than ever and should be naked at all times – not because she’s a sex worker, even though bikini models are close to being sex workers, but because all women should be naked at all times so that I can stare at their clits….clits you can’t really see..in these pics…but I’m sure she made the fortune from all her fans buying these….very naked but still not naked enough – calendars in an era where the calendar is pretty obsolete…with pussy pics – with no pussy in them – TRAGIC…but I guess she hasn’t fully thrown in the towel yet, still has a few more fails to go before the sex tapes…I’m ready…and staring at the great tits until that happens… The post Genevieve Morton’s Nude Calendar for One More Hurrah of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It is amazing that a pig like this – who can start an instagram scam called Bikini a Day – thanks to photoshop – has been able to make a million dollars a year or more – all because people are retards and think “TITS”…. Their timing was on point, when instagram was easy to get popular on, the idea so basic – any pervert not wasting away from chronic jerking off could have pulled it off….girls in a bikini everyday of the week…one photo…365 bikinis a year…a lot of bikinis..but eventually people will follow because they like bikinis and bikini companies will pay because they will assume the follows are more than just dudes looking at tits…almost brilliant…but so stupid… The real troll is that they did it when one of the girls doing it – the one with the tits – has a body that matches those tits…and she photoshops herself into another fucking person – even in this era of body shaming…she knows how to pose for the instagram filters to make her look like you want to fuck her…and I guess why wouldn’t you want to fuck her – you’ve seen her half naked and she’s got massive tits…something proven to make dudes ignore the fact that she’s got huge everything else.. You’d think she’d spend the day in the gym based on her profile concept – but she doesn’t have to…and still gets to spend her days counting her money…brilliant….so stupid…but brilliant… The post Fat Bikini a Day Girl’s Side Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you haven’t noticed, Christmas is up coming soon, and on the off-chance you still haven’t gotten a present for your favorite blogger (AKA yours truly), I think I just figured out what I want for the holidays this year: Anastasia Ivanovskaya . I don’t know much about the Russian Insta-hottie, but I have a feeling she’d make an amazing mail-order bride. And even though I definitely couldn’t afford her on my blogger salary on my own, I bet if all my readers chipped in, you could make it happen. So how about it? I’ve been a good blogger this year, haven’t I? Мое баловство купальники @bikini_mini Всем доброго вечера и крутецкого настроения. / Good evening. Have a good mood. #ivanovskaya #видео #видос #video #videohot A video posted by Анастасия Ивановская (@ivanovskaya_anastasia) on Nov 16, 2016 at 4:46am PST Часть 2 купальник из V.I.P.collection @bikini_mini P.S. Всем пабликам, которые пользуют мои видео ставить на меня ссылку) Станем популярнее вместе Я монстр
I can’t remember the last time I did a post on Shanina Shaik , and that’s practically criminal. She’s so hot, we should be getting regular updates every time Shanina goes to the beach. So here’s a little something to help make up for lost time: a massive bikini photoshoot from the Aussie supermodel. I figure this should easily last me another few months. OK, fine, another 30-45 seconds, at least. Either way, you’re welcome. » view all 75 photos
Nicki Minaj is fucking terrible, but she is this generations version of a circus clown, you know a total shapeshifter from acting school who figured out how to navigate the entertainment industry by being the black Lady Gaga all weird, before turning into the fake tits, face and ass that look like Blac Chyna or any and all of the Kardashians…who is now on the beach somewhere showing off all that plastic…because she’s made it -but is clearly still a weak, broken, annoying and depressing weird looking human – who makes some real shitty music…but it pays and in America…that’s all that matters…mattress The post Clown Nicki Minaj in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Smith is old now…she’s been around for at least 10 years. I assume she is still a TRUMP model, and that by contract voted Trump in the election, it’s part of the contract….not that they ever got her any real work…but she was the busty hipster who lived off her modeling all these years…and recently her career from being a hipster model with tits to a mainstream SI model with tits – not that SI is a big deal, but she’s not really hot enough to be in SI, even if SI is the same magazine that features obese women, since they just care for the tits….she also did non nude playboy….but as it turns out her beach day – gnarly fucking cameltoe with her white bikini bottoms jacked nicely up her twat…like the thing hasn’t eaten for weeks…brings back fond memories of so many things this nostalgic time of year, like staring at my friend’s sister’s twat in a white bikini when we where 18….the day I learned the power of a white bikini….and I guess to a time when Ashley Smith wasn’t doing anything as a model – and would interract with me on social media…those were the best days of my life….and now all I’ve got is this brilliant cameltoe..and that’s good enough for me… The post Ashley Smith and the Craziest Cameltoe Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
