Kate Beckinsale is dancing in her panties or a bikini bottom for shape magazine.. I am not sure what kind of effect that will have on the virgin loser nerds who are obsessed with her and her one movie role in Underworld… But I know it’ll involve a lot of semen, even though her fans are likely in their mid 30s and older..because young people are too busy having sex with everything to bother obsessing over random bitches who look creepily hot for their age, like they are some kind of vampire, which is why what I do is so irrelevant…. I shoulda been tinder dammit… The post Kate Beckinsale Prepares for her Shape Magazine Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Suki Waterhouse is a model who looked 12 years old when Brad Cooper was violating her – as the womanizer he was – before leaving her for Irina Shayk – the Russian who takes and gets what she wants – including her uterus filled with his fetus….leaving Suki to fend for herself and run to places like Barbados with her rich family…because she’s a rich kid… So she may have cheated on Brad Cooper throughout their time together – maybe she ended it – becasue spoiled girls are like that, they take what they want when they want it and have no souls while doing it…maybe she maximized the press she could get around being the hole he sticks his HANGOVER dick in….but I could be just making shit up – based on the rich fat women I’ve fucked because they were trying to piss off their actual boyfriends – because they know they are only worth their trust fund / bank account and that’s why we’re all with them…but me more drinks and pay for my mean porker… I think the most interesting thing in all this is her sisters tits in the bikini (she’s the greenish blue top/white bikini)….her name is IMMY…and I want to IRINA SHAYK her…fuck Suki the scenester trying to make it as a model, and really this one may be doing that also, but I always like the underdogs, younger sister following in the footsteps, with bigger tits better….they are more fun, better fucks, etc… Her bathing suit is fucking see through and it is more evidence that she’s the better sister..in the battle of sisters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Suki Waterhouse and Immy Waterhouse Still in Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Zoe Kravitz is the worst. She’s just some Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, or an actor, while acting all laid back, maybe even a bit of a hippie, or counter culture, despite just being a rich kid….. The media loves celebrity kids, they write about how cool her style is, or who they are fucking, like they are in fact celebrities of their own…and all it took was some rich kid turned rockstar dad to knock up some light skinned bitch from the Cosby Show you may have masturbated to cuz she was the more accessible character on the show for the racists appalled a black family could be on TV, or be doctors, like you were Bill Cosby with less Qualudes… So she’s on the beach in a bikini, in Miami where I assume she was raised….because she’s been getting in bikinis forever, long before she blocked me on all social media, because rich kids can buy anything they want, and remove anything they don’t want, like a Mexican with a blog writing “show me your 50% white anus”…. Merry Christmas…oh right she’s jewish (the wrong half)….unless Bonet converted…who cares…here is her body. Objectify her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Zoe Kravitz Boring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Dec 24, 2016 at 10:06am PST Anastasia Ashley is a surfer, so being on the beach in a bikini all festive with her Surfboard Christmas tree video just makes sense…it’s some mele kalikimaka shit…that makes all of us snow covered assholes feel like assholes because we could just fucking move to Sri Lanka or Thailand or some shit and fuck 12 year old boys while eating pineapples or some shit….you know living the weird fucking dream a lot of British people seem to have… Not that this video has anything to do with 12 year old boys, other than the firmness of her surf ass, chip a tooth on that shit like it was the spotted Candy Cane you’ve been watching your grandma inappropriately suck on the last 24 hours…all red and white in some skimpy bikini bottom, that has less coverage than most underwear I’ve seen on girls, but the little skirt trim makes it so formal….the kind of thing you’d wear to a wedding, or Christmas church….you know…a dress in the bikini surf world… So Happy Holidays to you Anastasia Ashley…and keep up those opening shots – they really set the mood! The post Anastasia Ashley’s Video Holiday Card of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Zoe Kravitz Has A New Actor Boyfriend… And Yes He’s White It’s no secret that Zoe Kravitz kinda has a type … So we guess it should come as no surprise that after dating Twin Shadow for a while Zoe is back on her white actor kick. She’s dated co-star Michael Fassbender in the past as well as “Gossip Girl” actor Penn Badgely and was photographed in Miami this week with “Nocturnal Animals” actor Karl Glusman. Hey it’s cuffing season, can you really blame her? Hit the flip for more photos KDNPix/SplashNews
You gotta appreciate a whore, no matter what her price is, because at least she’s getting paid for what all these other tricks are doing for free..and getting paid is all that matters in this materialistic world, it’s like why not get paid for what you would be doing for free….since it takes a certain kind of hooker to get naked in pictures for social media…like mass mainstream sexting….something so many girls are doing, just not the girls I want to see doing it, because the second a girl posts panties on her social media, or even bikini pics, I see the thirsty, eager cunt she is…and I write her off…and you’d be surprised how many glorious, brilliant, classy, hot women there are out there who don’t buy into the whole get naked on social media…and the reality is, when you get them to bang you, the sex is far more amazing…because they aren’t laying there on their phone tracking likes… This is a garbage part of our society, but there are still great people who think it’s fucking dumb, and don’t participate….and this Jenner, is a Jenner, she was doomed before she even started, born into it….and getting paid to do it…makes it all the more better….it’s the troll of the century…brands paying girls to sext the world…what…. It’s the low levels that wish they were Kendall that are the fucking problem….either way, let’s help her make that Christmas bonus, delivering that campaign that she probably made well over a million dollars on, even though she woulda done it for free – cuz that’s how thirsty works… The post Kendall Jenner Posts Underwear Fetish Pics for Money of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kimberley Garner may not be a huge name here in the US, but the leggy British babe has always been one of my favorite future ex-wives. And it’s because of pictures just like these. So what if Kimberley’s not as stacked in the funbag department as some of the other, more famous “models” out there? She’s got something else those Insta-wannabes don’t: actual talent. …Plus, a killer bikini body. That definitely helps too.
I’ve always liked Emma Stone . She’s a real super-cute ginger. Problem is, it seems like she’s always busy actually working (you know, as opposed to “working” like the Hadids or the Jenner sisters). Which means we barely ever get any pictures of her hitting the gym in leggings or going to the beach in a bikini or posting booty selfies on Snapchat or any of the usual hottie moves. But she is on the cover of Rolling Stone this month showing a little skin, and hey, I’ll take what I can get. Enjoy. Continue reading →
