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Natasha Poly in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

Natasha Poly is a pretty major Russian model who is loved by all….or by those who like Russian models because they know they can’t afford them – because Russians are soulless money grubbers who only like expensive shit….especially the models…but you like that there are equally hot girls in Russia – who have lower standards than this one – because they weren’t saved by modeling… SO Natashy Poly, is married which kinda makes her fucking boring…who wants stare at a mail order bride already spoken for…not to mention overpaid chicks married to rich dudes…living the rich life…that she takes a break from every so often for a huge 1,000,000 dollar ad campaigns….isn’t really all that inspiring to me….you see I like my girls more broken…especially when they have similar beginnings as her…communist, poor, with no running water…excited for anything remotely better than that…they are easier to please… She’s in Miami for Art Basel, because so is every model, instagram model, basic idiot who all of a sudden likes art, despite art being a lie, but it makes a good story – and you don’t miss out on all the nonsense that is Art Basel…living that life of bullshit luxury…garbage people… The post Natasha Poly in a Bikini in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elyse Knowles Will Blow Your Pants Off

Now that Thanksgiving’s over, we’re officially headed towards winter here in the US, and that sucks. Not because I want to be able to go outside or anything — I’m a blogger, remember? — but because it means fewer beach trips for hot nobodies. But I’ve got good news: it may be getting colder here, but it’s going to be summer soon Down Under. So here’s Aussie model Elyse Knowles doing a killer bikini photoshoot, and here’s hoping she keeps this hotness coming all winter long. » view all 11 photos

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Joanna Krupa Does The Stupid Mannequin Challenge Nude

I’m assuming you’ve probably heard of the Mannequin Challenge by now, but just in case you only use the Internet for important things (you know, like looking up bikini pictures), it’s pretty much exactly like the stupid Ice Bucket Challenge that was going around a couple years ago, only without the whole raising-money-for-a-good-cause thing. Anyway, normally, I think all these viral video trends are lame, and I get burnt out on them in under 24 hours. But then I saw the one Joanna Krupa did, and I take it all back. See, she was able to figure out the one thing this dumb trend has been missing: models and InstaHotties getting naked for attention. It’s genius! My version of the #mannequinchallenge ☺️ by @romainzago #joannakrupa. A video posted by Joanna Krupa (@joannakrupa) on Nov 26, 2016 at 3:00pm PST Continue reading

Sahara Ray Massive Tits of the Day

Sahara Ray is racy… She’s an instagram LA hipster party model with big monster fake tits – who originally got known for showing her big monster fake tits – that weren’t as big as they are now – YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF HERE … on her really small bikini wearing frame – in the early years of instagram – which got her millions and millions and millions of fans and followers who were obviously following her for her fashion sense, her bikini choices, and not to jerk off to her big tits…. So she’s spent the last two or three years shooting with the good, respected, pervert photographers…traveling the world…attending all the cool events like she was Em Rat Cow, while probably being friends with Em Rat Cow, because both were running in the same getting naked for attention circles – and it’s not that big of a scene…you know funded by the same sugar daddies like Ryan Seacrest and other perverts – only Sahara Ray is less offensive in her success, because she doesn’t look like a weird faced bird with a bad attitude…..and she hasn’t booked the acting jobs because she fucked ben affleck….in fact, she hasn’t really done anything substantial, and instead of being a low level Kardashian who fucked Kanye, like Em Rat Cow…trying so hard to be empowered by showing her tits – Sahara Ray just keeps showing her tits…and is less annoying about it…. I appreciate that. The post Sahara Ray Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo’s Booty Shake Dance in the Club of the Day

I guess J.Lo is out celebrating Castro’s death like all the other Cubans in Miami who were oppressed and forced to escape the country on a fucking raft made out of sticks, and old tires, and some gifts white tourists left over the years – during a 50 year communist rule of a dictator, who was apparently quite likeable if you weren’t American or Cuban…. Because why else would a mom be out at the club shaking her ass like she’s in her 20s, when she’s actually pushing 50….. Oh right, because she’s J.Lo, who still has a good ass and figures she’ll keep using it over and over and over and over until it fucking explodes – because shit makes her all kinds of money and the Hisapanics still buy her albums – and love her half naked, latin dancing….no matter what age she is – it’s a cultural thing..sure it’s a culture she’s appropriating because she’s zero hispanic, but was a great angle for her ridiculous career…that keeps going…like her ass.. Weird but not as bad as most mom’s I know or meet in the bars who are recently divorced wrecks – but they’re more willing to fuck anything and everything to deal with their sadness…. I guess the nice thing is that she can wear white pants now, without risk of periods…#menopause…makes it all more erotic.. The post J.Lo’s Booty Shake Dance in the Club of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsey Von’s Fit Athlete Bikini Body of the Day

Last week, Lindsey Vonn, your Olympian, made headlines because she gave thanks to her boyfriend, who happens to be another light skinned black man, because as they say, once you go back, you never go back…and she’s just being a cliche… Now she’s in recover from some injury she had surgery for, and her body is fucking rippped…skiing goddess with the strong legs she can bounce up and down on black dick with, and probably does, because that’s why they keep coming around..if you’ve ever fucked a skier, or really any bitch with strong legs, as most Canadians have, since we only get around on skis and skates, you will know their ability to smash the fuck out of your balls with their pussy is legendary and worth hanging out at the ski shack drinking hot chocolate all day waiting for them to come in wearing their spandex outfits all fucking pumped up and testosterone filled – ready to fuck….if you’re strong enough to wrestle them into the back of your snowcat..,it’s called a little apres ski the way it was intended to be…If you know what I mean…and if you don’t…just look at Lindsey Vonn, your American ski hero and her fit as fuck body – it’s hot to me…so should be to you…since I’m the only person reading this. The post Lindsey Von’s Fit Athlete Bikini Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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One Bikini Pic Of Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Not Enough

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Lisa Rinna: I "F-cking Own" This 53-Year Old Body!

Lisa Rinna is about to re-enter your living room. Not in person, of course, but she and her fellow Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will kick off Season 7 on Tuesday, December 6 at 9/8c. Not content to wait that long, however, Rinna jumped on Instagram Sunday and forced herself back in the news… … by showing off a seriously banging bikini body! Apparently a gift from husband Harry Hamlin, the two-piece adorning Rinna’s breasts and lower private parts is red and white. Not that most followers are looking at the swimsuit itself, we’re guessing. The actress and reality star proudly flaunted her body on her social media account, noting her age and writing the following as a caption: “HH brought me back a Lips Bikini. Yes my hair is different in this shot. And Yes I’m 53. And yes I fucking own it.” Gotta love that confidence, don’t you? How does Rinna keep herself in such terrific shape this late in life? “[Find] more than one form of exercise that you love to do and then [mix] it up,” Rinna has written on her website, adding: “One day do the pilates, and then the next day you play tennis. Maybe you can even incorporate a Friday night salsa dancing class with your girlfriends! “You gotta keep it fresh to keep yourself interested.” It’s clearly working for Rinna. We’re guessing Hamlin is still VERY interested in her, if you catch our drift! View Slideshow: 19 Real Housewives Who Only Lasted One Season As for what fans can expect from Rinna and her co-stars this winter on Season 7 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Based on the following trailer, there will be endless drama, a lot of fighting between castmates and even trips to Hong Kong, Greece and Mexico. Look for Rinna to be right smack dab in the middle of all the drama. “Lisa Rinna needs to sew her f-cking lips shut,” Kyle Richards says at one point in this trailer, prompting us to wonder what kind of event precipitated this comment. Visit our friends at TV Fanatic to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online if you need to catch up on anything you’ve missed and check out the crazy preview now. It’s gonna be an intense season! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 7 Trailer

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Instagram Model Gabby Epstein Looks Like She Works Hard

Gabby Epstein is some Instgram model who pretty much spends her life in a bikini visiting beautiful locations. She has over a million followers and from what I read is only 20 years old, which means she will probably never work a day in her life. Cause we all know the goal of being an Instagram model is to find a rich dude and live the easy life. Not that it’s a bad thing, but to all you feminist who say that women are repressed, spend some time on social media. Paints a whole different picture. Welcome to the Philippines….I think I'm going to like it here ✨ WHO ELSE LOVES THE PHILIPPINES? #vamppedtours A video posted by Gabrielle Grace Epstein (@gabbyepstein) on Sep 29, 2016 at 1:35pm PDT » view all 13 photos          

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Did You Know You Need A Bunch Of Kate Upton Bikini Pics?

Don’t You Feel So Much Better Now?… read more

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