Her name is Sofija Milosevic and she looks like a mail order Russian hooker, as her name would imply, but she’s so much more than that…she’s a TRUMP model, your president has his hand in on 20% of her earnings, his team is responsible for her career, and since he created her think of all the good he can do for your country…. I mean in her defense, all women – especially, vapid, vain, superficial model type women…are prostitutes…and model agencies are really a loop hole to get hookers into the country….and Trump was well aware of that…it’s how he got your First Lady…. Here are some pics from her instagram…I love her…Sofija Milosevic…amazing…too bad I can’t buy you – I mean I know she can be bought – but well out of my budget… The post Sofija Milosevic Bikini Shoot for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alena Blohm is a German model, she was only born in 1993, which reminds me that I am very excited to be able to fuck girls born in Y2K…the year 2000…only a year and a few months to go…that’ll be my New Years Resolution next year…because fucking an 18 year old born in the year 2000 is a dream….making this one too fucking old… But forget that, you know like the Germans seem forget Nazism, because she may be far too young to have killed the Jews in 1940s, only to act like it never happened, with its whole genetic programs to create the aryan race that creates girls like this, but her grandparents aren’t….and based on her overall vibe…I like to think she was created in a lab somewhere – she’s fucking hot…. Too bad she’s a working model, which means she’s a scenester who dates rich guys like all other models, not because I want to date her, but because that’s such vapid behavior…it lacks substance and is overall very fucking lame… But she looks good in a bikini. The post Alena Blohm Hot Model in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katie Cassidy is David Cassidy’s daughter, who looks like she’s in her 30s, because growing up in the Partridge Family, just fucking rapes your fucking soul, especially when all your friends have parents who are actually respectable actors in Hollywood. It’s the shit playground bullying is made of “You’re dad was in the Partridge Family, loser, my dad is Jack Nicholson”….kinda bullying that only happens in Hollywood. That said, that Partridge Family money, or legacy has allowed her to live the good life, where she gets to go to all kinds of great and luxurious places, often times on a private jet, where she can sit in the pool getting all “Lit AF”…because she’s in the right scene…so give thanks to rich brats – who become grown ups and post shameless bikini pics…especially if you’re a partridge family fetishist and I know you are… If you’re into instagram slutting, here’s a failure, who I think is from Canada, and who landed a big show, or seemingly a big show a few years ago – allowing her to ride the wave and peak years ago – before crashing and resorting to instagram whoring to get noticed..Jessica Lowndes. The post Katie Cassidy Bikini Pic for David Cassidy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have no idea whether Juliana Herz is an instagram model, you know the fame whore kind who get naked and hashtag the fuck out of everything, when they are not doing nude shoots with trendy photographers for fake publications….or if she’s an actual model…because really they are one in the fucking same these days, and really the instagram hookers are the ones making the bulk of the money and landing the bulk of the rich guys, even if it’s just for 10,000 dollar fuck sessions. So it’s not a bad thing to be an instagram whore because ultimately, all these girls, mainstream or low level are all doing the instagram thing… That said, Juliana Herz is apparently Costa Rican and she’s killing this fucking already dead Turkey in what is oddly erotic / half naked in short shorts, video you’d expect Phoebe Price or the other low levels to be doing for coverage… She’s hot…her caption “me in a bikini, lathered up in oil whilst eating a giant turkey leg…because isn’t that what thanksgiving is all about?! ” This video is legendary and amazing – produced by the brilliant CHRIS APPLEBAUM /A> Here are some more angles: A video posted by Chris Applebaum (@chrisapplebaum) on Nov 23, 2016 at 4:12pm PST A video posted by Chris Applebaum (@chrisapplebaum) on Nov 23, 2016 at 4:11pm PST Some more of her pics: Follow her HERE Here are some more of his videos: Chocolate: A video posted by Chris Applebaum (@chrisapplebaum) on Nov 14, 2016 at 6:30pm PST Sparkling Water: A video posted by Chris Applebaum (@chrisapplebaum) on Nov 11, 2016 at 5:28pm PST Spaghetti A video posted by Chris Applebaum (@chrisapplebaum) on Nov 3, 2016 at 8:57pm PDT And so much more – Follow his instagram HERE The post Juliana Herz VS Turkey for Thanksgiving of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know I post of a lot of professional Instagram wannabes/pretend bikini models on this site, but for my money, Bryana Holly here is hands down one of the hottest. And no, I’m not just saying that because I’m still trying to convince her to go on a date with me. I’d also be perfectly fine with a one-night stand. I’m not picky. Call me! » view all 19 photos
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Jewel is in a bikini and has big tits…which is probably something that came in handy when she lived in her van – and drove down to Hollywood all broke as fuck before becoming an international love song singing success….because big tits get you paid…. I never believed her story of her in the 90s playing music in Alaskan coffee houses – before choosing the nomad life, driving to Hollywood – where she was found and signed….especially based on her tits alone…. I just think it makes a better story when selling her to the people, and the reality is that someone heard her demo in a pre-social media world…and she did drive down from Alaska….and she was actually a van dweller – borderline homeless chick – because she’s one of those 90s hippies who didn’t wear shoes and went tree planting during the summers…because it seemed to have artistic merit…you know it tied into her music….but with big tits like that…you know…there’s more to the story….because I don’t know much – but I do know the power of big tits….and the lie that is the music industry….not that it matters… What matters is that she posts bikini photos at 40 to her social media – all mom body all the time because she knows what got her here….and it wasn’t that van…if you know what I mean. The post Jewel is in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter brought her tits that have been reduced but that didn’t let elective surgery stop them from being big and sloppy….because that’s how womanly and hormonal she is – even at 18….to an event put on by Glamour Magazine, focused on the Women of the Year…. I actually got caught up watching some of the live feed – where Lena Dunham discussed being raped becuase she was wearing a party dress and drunk – and the dude raping her was blind – or confused as to whether he was raping a woman – or just masturbating with a doughy ball of dog shit….because Lena Dunham likes to make it about herself… There were other importnat moments where Amber Heard discussed being Elon Musk’s sugar baby that ate his soul with her vagina….and some other chick had the women in the audience chanting – because it’s a tough time for women – seeing as a woman – who debatably doesn’t have a vagina – lost to Trump – a man who represents EVIL white privilege man rapist..etc…. It’s a weird time for these self involved, selfie taking, feminists who think they are empowered, but seem to be hypocritical whiners….but as long as there are pudgy girl tits…we’re good…. Also in attendence…obviously….were feminists: Miranda Kerr – Feminist Who Only Dates Billionaires…because women power…. TO SEE THE REST CLICK HERE Cara Delevingne – Feminist who fought to Objectify herself for fame… TO SEE THE REST CLICK HERE Demi Lovato – Feminist who pulled the whole it’s ok to be fat – before deciding to go back to the gym – because she knows it’s not ok to be fat… TO SEE THE REST CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s Monster Tits and Other Sluts at Some Self Righteous Feminist Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rose Bertram is a model I haven’t really heard that much from or that much of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustrated swim but I do remember thinking “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck”….but she never really went viral with the tits…and now, she may never go viral….because we are in a time of Ethnic cleansing in America…where while power are running your country and civil servants in West Virgina are referring to Michelle Obama as an Ape in Heels, because the Alt-Right websites who created the TRUMP campaign, and helped him win in the asshole parts of American, have weird Alt-Right fans and followers who think Trump’s outspoken win means they can be come out with their racist banter…it’s pretty fucking absurd…at least from a Canadian’s perspective- because when I see hot ethnic girls – in contrast to pig inbred fat white girls…I think ethnicity is the answer, the future, what my penis needs…because ultimately – white people are pretty fucking lame… This is some bathing suit in snow shoot for GQ’s winter jacket editorial and I like it… The post Rose Bertram in a Bikini for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
