Olivia North is someone I’ve never heard of. I’ve never done a post on her and I’ve done a post on everyone. I don’t think I even follow her on instagram and I follow 10,000 sluts, because I like sluts, who take slutty pics of themselves under any and all circumstances and context, but that are still slutty pics, because sluts, especially exhibitionists who let you know they are sluts, while pretending they aren’t sluts because no one wants to admit they are shameless for attention…because that would be slutty…. But I have seen her pussy….and that makes me a better person…with my morning dose of slut… The post Olivia North Nude Hipster Model with Bush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Action sports brand Volcom that I remember from the late 90s and early 2000s running the punk rock skateboard/surf scene…only available at Skate shops before selling out and being available at Marshalls and a bunch of other mall shops…is apparently still around and making big moves as they do a girls bikini line for the brand that looks very SEARS or corporate or everything you wouldn’t want in a skateboard or surf brand…but I guess I’m from the era where Skateboarding wasn’t mainstream, pre Tony Hawk, and kids who skateboarded would actually get beat up and made fun of because it wasn’t a “cool thing”….so seeing any action sport or “core” brand turn into vapid, fluffy, pop bullshit reminds me of how the internet has destroyed niche interests…there was once a punk scene, a rave scene, a hip hop scene, a skate scene… Now it’s just one snowball pile of dog shit where everything is just fluff that falls into one category of viral clickbait meme…in one way, it’s cool that more people are aware of things…in another way all these people are annoying selfie taking cunts who you want nothing to do with….and that is why they use Mick Jagger’s hot daughter in their REALLY shitty corporate ads instead of actual surfer sluts..because surfer sluts, not even just regular California girls we’d like to see – aren’t billionaire heiresses to the Rolling Stones…who get paid 10,000 dollars a day through their agencies…and the real tragedy in all this is that there are no close up pussy shots – or her crawling around on all fours like I’d like…because Volcom is about as edgy as the fluffy bullshit they’ve become… The post Georgia May Jagger in Volcom Ads of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Hottest Celebrities in Costumes Fleshbot Lizzie Cundy in the same dress slips the other nipple Taxi Driver Movie January Jones braless in a revealing pantsuit The Nip Slip Irina Shayk is God Drunken Stepfather Tess Georgia topless for you (header image) Egotastic All Stars Lacey Banghard is a busty bikini babe Boobie Blog Daisy Lowe bosomy peeks Last Men on Earth Cosplay at Comic Con Paris Double Viking … read more
Nadya Suleman bares all in a new interview with The Doctors. No, not in the way that Nadya Suleman bared all in the past. There is not a new batch of Nadya Suleman nude photos coming your way below, we promise. But the viral sensation formerly known as “Octomom” did appear as a guest on The Doctors this week, opening up like never before about her past life. For example: she’d really prefer if we did NOT refer to her as “Octomom.” Not now. Not tomorrow. Not ever again. “I never set out to become an ‘octomom,’” the 41-year old says in a clip from The Doctors that was first published by People Magazine. “I’ve always wanted a big family – not this big!” In 2009, of course, Suleman gave birth to octuplets via IVF after Dr. Michael Kamrava injected her with 12 embryos. She went on to garner Internet fame because… well… because she gave birth to eight babies at once. Many people were disgusted by this notion and then grew even more disgusted because Suleman cost them money by relying on government assistance to pay for her giant brood. This, she says, is what caused her to eventually pose naked: Suleman needed to pay her bills. “Rather than go get more public assistance, which I already felt ashamed of, I ended up selling myself out,” she admits in this interview. “At the time, it was like an investment so that I could support my family. I believe the judgment I experienced was warranted because what were people supposed to believe? “All they were being fed by the media was negativity.” Suleman starred in porn, took part in bikini photo shoots and took her clothes off in front of the camera at various times, all so her 14 kids would not go hungry. (Yes, 14 kids. At the time she gave birth to eight babies, she was already the single mother of six children.) Suleman – who now goes by the first name “Natalie” – previously confessed that she embraced the “Octomom” persona because it at least put cash in her pocket. Now, however? “There’s nobody, possibly, who could have hated ‘Octomom’ more than I,” she says. So why is Suleman back in the spotlight now? When her entire point seems to be that she regrets having been so public with her name and her body back in 2010 and 2011? “My history was haunting us,” she says. “I left ‘Octomom.’ I went back to my life as a counselor. I went back and my kids had a healthy, happy life. The problem is it’s followed us, because people never knew what I did. They never knew the true story.” Yes, in the end, Suleman regrets a lot. She wishes she had made some different choices back in the day. But she can take solace in one very important fact. Which is this: “I own and take responsibility for my poor choices, but it’s certainly doesn’t take away from how extraordinary these kids ended up turning out to be.” View Slideshow: 33 Nadya Suleman Pics You Don’t Even Want to See Now, if only she could somehow delete the photos above from the Internet archives and our collective memory, all will be forgiven.
Lady Gaga Wears Denim Hot Pants Lady Gaga has been on a dive bar tour flashing her cakes all over the place in teeny weeny denim short outfits. The singer hit the streets of Los Angeles Thursday night after the last stop on her Bud Light secret show concert series leaving nothing to the imagination. NADA damn thing… FameFlynetPictures/SplashNews
Ashley Graham Reveals Her Curvy Bikini Body In Mexico Ashley Graham was photographed catching some surf and sun in Cancun Friday wearing a white and gray marbled bikini. How you like them curves? She wasn’t alone either. Apparently the trip was part of a photoshoot. Ashley did pretty much get famous for flossing that bawwwwdy in a bikini. You like??? More photos on the flipside AKM-GSI
Bar Refaeli recently had a kid, but she’s a bikini model, and bikini model she will do, because we live in an era of empowered women, where bodyshaming is illegal, and that fat girls can join the party they usually waited in the corner until 3 am to pick up loose ends…and having a kid, despite it ravaging the vagina…doesn’t kill a career like it should…and apparently neither does 30th birthdays….or acne…or anything…it’s the era of flaws…and I feel like I am an old man, because I am an old man, trying to navigate new territory….not because I don’t fuck disgusting girls…I have fucked real fucking disgusting girls…I just don’t like flaws when content is produced around girls who are paid to be hot…call me a perfectionist..with high expectations…except in every aspect of my life…but this isn’t about my life…this is the internet…and I want it to do better….and go back to saying “you’re old, you’re fat, shut the fuck up, or show us breast feeding videos…we like breast feeding videos…but do it without the baby..you know just lactating videos…yeah….”…. But I never get what I want…but apparently Bar does, as she dates rich guys and is on vacation in rich person places…being the arm candy that validate all the time dude spent getting rich… She’s a Jewish icon…the jerk off material to the Orthodox Koshers who can only jerk off to jewish girls…and along with Natalie Portman…is probably top tier Jewish pussy…and that alone…is good enough…you know since they are the chosen ones… I prefer her weird ass video… A video posted by Bar Refaeli (@barrefaeli) on Oct 9, 2016 at 6:32am PDT The post Bar Refaeli Post Pregnancy Bikini in Luxurious Setting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I love that, for some reason, everyone seems to think that Dakota Fanning is a fashion model all of sudden. And don’t get me wrong, she’s definitely got some potential. But forget fashion magazines. I think Dakota’s true calling just might be bikini and/or lingerie modeling. I mean, it’s worth a shot at least. You can’t know until you try, right? So call me, Dakota! My phone takes great pictures…
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