I love that, for some reason, everyone seems to think that Dakota Fanning is a fashion model all of sudden. And don’t get me wrong, she’s definitely got some potential. But forget fashion magazines. I think Dakota’s true calling just might be bikini and/or lingerie modeling. I mean, it’s worth a shot at least. You can’t know until you try, right? So call me, Dakota! My phone takes great pictures…
Vanessa doesn’t want to hear rumors about her new boyfriend and is offended that Hencha would even bring it up. Hell, all the ladies are offended by them bringing up her boyfriend cheating. Turn the pages to see all the WAGS from the week… In bikini’s and stuff.
I am pretty fucking strict on one thing in my life and that is the whole 18+ rule of content…I am realistic and leave the house and see how these teens act, what they do, and I know they’re raised on porn and dress half naked like a Kardashian and probably have sex tapes…but I want nothing to do with any of that…other than mild social observation…. I don’t want to see it, I don’t want to know it exists, I do not find it interesting or exciting, I find it weird….not to mention teens are fucking annoying…and that lone makes me hate them… What I really don’t understand is Kaia Gerber….Cindy Crawford’s daughter, who has a very rich father named Randy Gerber, and a rich mother named Cindy Crawford, who I guess is as vapid as you’d expect a model to be, as narcissistic as you’d expect a model to be, and as superficial as you’d expect a model to be…throwing her daughter, even if this is her daughter’s dream..into modeling at 15 or 16…she doesn’t even have a drivers license…. Amazingly companies, magazines, and photographers…are having a kid pose in bikinis for them….acting all intense for them…in what they can pivot like Hillary Clinton into being art, or marketing, or editorial, but that is still fucking weird…she’s a kid…whether she’s got her period or not…and she’s not in a poor family that needs the fame money…they have the fame money… It is festishized, it’s weird, it’s awkward, yet they do it openly and freely…when they could easily say “when you’re 18 you can decide what you want to do, here’s your allowance, go get some smoothies, juices, frozen yogurt, you annoying Malibu Barbie”…and if this was some dude in a dingy studio recruiting 15 year olds to pose, even clothed…you’d all be up in arms, lynching the pervert..and charging him with sex offense.. Yes, these pics aren’t hot or sexual…but they are to some fucking pervert…and most importantly…they are unnecessary…. I’ll call this Cindy Crawford’s Kardashian / Hadid Dream…. The post Kaia Gerber for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Today’s a big day over here at Tuna HQ (AKA the Starbucks near my mom’s house). See, I just found out that one of my all-time favorite Instagram hotties Emily Ratajkowski is also on Snapchat. And in my professional opinion, she’s just as talented at posting sexy cleavage shots on there as she is on Instagram. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in this Starbucks bathroom for 30-45 seconds to celebrate the great news.
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It appears as if Casper Smart is smart in name only. Because a new report claims that the dancer recently took certain actions that can only be described as dumb . Like, really, really, really, REALLY dumb. Like, so dumb that we have to assume Smart is voting for Donald Trump on November 8. This is what has us talking in such a manner: Earlier this year, Lopez and Smart got back together … only to break up in August . The artist and the choreographer first got together way back in October of 2011 and were very serious for a couple years, but then then split and didn’t even make a big deal about reconciling this year. The cause of their latest breakup was also left unknown at the time it went down. But now People Magazine claims to have the scoop. “She kicked him out because he cheated on her and he got caught ,” an insider tells the magazine, adding: “It happened two years ago, and he promised he would never do it again and once he did, she was done.” Wait, let us get this straight: Smart cheated on Jennifer Lopez TWICE? First, back in the day, which prompted their initial breakup? And then again this summer, which caused Lopez to dump his lying rear end for good? Over the past few weeks, the source says Smart has “been doing everything he can to get back together, working on himself and posting on his Instagram saying that ‘Life is Good’ and showing off his new leg tattoo that says ‘You must embrace the darkness to see the light.’” It’s true. Smart does now have a leg tattoo that says this… … although we’re not sure how that’s going to help him win Jennifer Lopez back over. People does go on to write that Smart’s plan to reconcile is based on more than just empty words and cliches. “He says he’s changed and that he is a new man but recently, on a video shoot for Wisin in Mexico, he was posting videos with bikini-clad dancers and not acting like a guy trying to remedy old habits,” the source says. “He was kicked to the curb not because he did not attend a party with J. Lo but because he was caught having parties of his own. No one has time for that, especially J. Lo.” Heck no! This is J. Lo! She has music videos to shoot and NBC dramas to film famous old flames to possibly rekindle ! She doesn’t have time for some cheating backup dancer. Please, child. View Slideshow: 24 Stars Who Have Been Cheated On When news broke of the Lopez and Smart split went viral August, a different source claimed it was an amicable separation, saying at the time: “It wasn’t anything dramatic and they were on good terms – it just came to a natural end. “They will remain friends and they see each other, but they are not together. It was very amiable.” But it sounds like that person had his or her information wrong. Because if this new report is accurate… and if Lopez caught Smart cheating on her for a second time… we somehow doubt there was anything amicable about that. At. All.
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The Kardashian-Jenner klan have had some serious issues with security recently. With Kim being robbed at gunpoint , security has probably become a top priority for the family. Kendall Jenner has had her fair share of troubles with security. This appears to be thanks to her alleged stalker, Shavaughn McKenzie. Shavaughn is the dude who was following the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star around like a lost puppy. It must have been pretty scary for Jenner, but things came to a head in August when Kendall returned home to find McKenzie waiting for her. Him being there was obviously him crossing the line. He persisted to speak with her, before screaming that he didn’t have a gun. That was enough for Kylie, who proceeded to call the police to deal with him. Why should she feel threatened at her own home? The whole thing is just bizarre and you’d think McKenzie would have known not to go near the young woman’s home. Apparently, he was so obsessed with her when she lived in West Hollywood that he chased her car into oncoming traffic just to get a glimpse of her. That’s some scary stuff and we really feel for Kendall. Just because she’s in the public eye, it does not mean that people have the right to make her fear for her safety. After the incident in August, it was revealed that McKenzie already had a record, so Kendall successfully managed to get a temporary restraining order against him. That temporary restraining order has now been increased to five years . That means McKenzie cannot go within 100 yards of Kendall. Jenner will no doubt be ecstatic. Shavaughn is also in criminal court this week for stalking charges. We’ll keep you updated on how all of that plays out. The Kardashian family were pretty much in lockdown in the days after Kim being robbed. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Gets Robbed, Internet Goes Crazy Kendall was in Paris at the same time as Kim, but made a swift getaway after learning what happened to her sister. All of the recent events have put the future of Keeping Up with the Kardashians in question . With production on hold, and Kim scaling back on public appearance, could the once hot reality series really end soon? What do you think about all of this? Hit the comments below! View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner: 19 Things You Definitely Don’t Know About Her