I don’t know what happened, but all of a sudden, Alexis Ren is everywhere these days. It feels like everybody’s doing a story on her right now. But if/when her career explodes, I just hope Alexis remembers who was promoting her and her killer bikini body back when she was just another wannabe Instagram hottie (AKA me). And, uh, speaking of exploding, I think I need to find a new pair of sweatpants after this latest shoot she did for Beach Bunny. Yow.
GQ Germany exists…because every country deserves a version of an American privately own magazine based on being a Gentleman, or someone who jerks off to gentlemen, with the guise or illusion that you’re reading it for the chicks, because they are half naked chicks, but not the good kind of half naked chicks, but rather the kind that you see in fashion magazines designed for women…not men trying to be men and the whole thing is confusing…but there’a Toni Garrn butt shot…if you’re into things that Leonardo DiCaprio pretended to have sex with while banging dudes….there is also Eva Green, who was awesome in that youthful porno movie she was in years ago…but both shoots, by the European leading country, are dull….and that’s why I am posting it…because like GQ, I don’t care about giving you things you like… TONI GARRN EVA GREEN The post Toni Garrn Bare Ass VS Eva Green Cleave IN GQ Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Julia Decker is some instagram model, or make-up artist, or self promoter, who gets naked for her photographer friends because she wants a taste of the glory, she thinks she’s got what it takes to be an instagram model, and really you don’t even need to be that hot to make it on instagram, you just need to get naked… So if you take a hipster model who probably pretends she’s not a model, but who is willing to get naked on camera cuz she’s a hipster, or a famewhore trying to get famous, but pretending she’s not, put her in a silly setting, her awesome upwardly turned German tits…will make the silly filter to pretend it’s on film…seem natural…and not forced, archetypal crap of everyone being the fucking same…doing the fucking smae…wanting the fucking same, on a global level…because Globalization…so dumb… VIA FLAKE MAG The post Julia Decker Nude Hipster Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Claudia Romani is a serious nobody – who pretends she’s a model or personality from Italy, because she’s from Italy, yet no one from Italy has ever heard of her, but for some reason, she gets her pictures taken by the paparazzi, probably because she pays them, and the paparazzi present it to the American media like she’s one an actual personality from Italy and the media doesn’t double check the facts on it…allowing her to frolic around – all old and in a bikini…showing the world the circle discoloration of her asshole…the ring around the hole…the starfish legs on the puckered starfish…the shit stain on the shitter…and there’s something magical in this kind of behavior..because I like assholes… The post Claudia Romani Anus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Hottest Scream Queens Fleshbot Maitland Ward slips out a nipple in bed Taxi Driver Movie Becca Brown from School of Rock topless The Nip Slip Sex Ed blogger Eileen Kelly in see-through underwear Drunken Stepfather Paige Marie Evans butt naked Egotastic All Stars Busty cam girl Angel Dust Baby Boobie Blog Irina Bright for 138 Water Last Men on Earth Melissa Benoist pics from Supergirl Season 2 Double Viking … read more
Grace Hartzel seems to be another one of these fake feminist models….who is still a model – which is the opposite of feminism…but it’s trendy to claim to be a feminist because it adds substance to their vapid and relatively useless existence…because something they may not know – but should – is that their job is replaceable, there are thousands of girls trying to do the same thing in front of the camera…it is called INSTAGRAM… So she pretends she’s a feminist artist, at least I am basing that on bush, because I love bush and like to track it, even though I don’t think bush is a feminist thing, it’s not an empowering thing to no go to a BIKINI waxer…. So positioning the bush as more than just a bush to add value to what she does in her life as a model…which isn’t much substance…at least nothing good for women…but it is a job that exploits women, the objectifies women, that pays women based on looks, and that promotes sweatshops, superficiality, pretentiousness…fake art…fake people…drugs…and an exclusivity…that you’re not invited to because they are models…and aren’t down to earth at all…but their bush…that they think is some superhero cape, and that I like to stare at…attempts to paint a different picture… I can see past how full of shit she is…because all I see is bush…and hope her influence tricks other people to BUSH…VOTE BUSH… Maybe I’ve looked into this a little too aggressively… The post Grace Hartzel is NAKED for Document Journal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s one of my favorite fake Instagram models Bryana Holly doing a good job pretending to be a real model for a smoking hot new beach photoshoot. And I’m still waiting for Bryana to realize that she’s going to need a well-connected, famous blogger boyfriend if she really wants to take her career to the next level. What? If Bryana can be a real bikini model, I can totally be well-connected and famous… Fine, just shut up and enjoy the bikini pictures. Jerks.
Kim Zolciak isn’t exactly shy on social media. In fact, at this point, we’ve seen nude Kim Zolciak almost as many times as we’ve seen nude Kim Kardashian. (Okay, maybe not that many times, but you get out point.) Of course, Kim Z. is usually the only one exposing flesh on her Instagram and Snapchat accounts, but she made an exception last night, much to her teenage daughter’s chagrin. Kim posted a naked photo of her husband, (former?) NFL linebacker Kroy Biermann. A little weird, since it appears she snapped the pic without his knowledge, but at least she censored it. It could’ve been a lot worse, is what we’re saying. But don’t tell that to Kim’s daughter, Brielle Biermann, who was not too keen on almost seeing her stepdad’s ass on Snapchat. Shortly after she posted the pic of naked Kroy, Kim snapped a screenshot of a comment from her daughter. As you can see, she wasn’t too concerned about Brielle’s objections: Now, Brielle considers Kroy to her father (to the point that she took his last name), so it’s not too surprising that she’s not big on seeing his scribbled out junk posted for public viewing. But for one thing, it’s not like anyone can see anything. And on top of that, Brielle complaining about risque pics on anyone else’s page is the height of the pot calling the kettle black. Hardly a day goes by that we don’t see Brielle in a bikini . And as you can see, she doesn’t favor the most conservative poses or swimwear. Which is fine; we’re certainly not complaining. But is the photo of Kroy really anymore revealing? If he didn’t know that Kim was posting the pic, then yes, what she did is decidedly not cool. Otherwise, maybe Brielle just needs to chill. View Slideshow: Brielle Zolciak: Photos of Instagram’s Newest Star This is a guy who made his living running around in Lycra pants, after all. He’s been leaving little to the imagination for a long time.
Kim Zolciak isn’t exactly shy on social media. In fact, at this point, we’ve seen nude Kim Zolciak almost as many times as we’ve seen nude Kim Kardashian. (Okay, maybe not that many times, but you get out point.) Of course, Kim Z. is usually the only one exposing flesh on her Instagram and Snapchat accounts, but she made an exception last night, much to her teenage daughter’s chagrin. Kim posted a naked photo of her husband, (former?) NFL linebacker Kroy Biermann. A little weird, since it appears she snapped the pic without his knowledge, but at least she censored it. It could’ve been a lot worse, is what we’re saying. But don’t tell that to Kim’s daughter, Brielle Biermann, who was not too keen on almost seeing her stepdad’s ass on Snapchat. Shortly after she posted the pic of naked Kroy, Kim snapped a screenshot of a comment from her daughter. As you can see, she wasn’t too concerned about Brielle’s objections: Now, Brielle considers Kroy to her father (to the point that she took his last name), so it’s not too surprising that she’s not big on seeing his scribbled out junk posted for public viewing. But for one thing, it’s not like anyone can see anything. And on top of that, Brielle complaining about risque pics on anyone else’s page is the height of the pot calling the kettle black. Hardly a day goes by that we don’t see Brielle in a bikini . And as you can see, she doesn’t favor the most conservative poses or swimwear. Which is fine; we’re certainly not complaining. But is the photo of Kroy really anymore revealing? If he didn’t know that Kim was posting the pic, then yes, what she did is decidedly not cool. Otherwise, maybe Brielle just needs to chill. View Slideshow: Brielle Zolciak: Photos of Instagram’s Newest Star This is a guy who made his living running around in Lycra pants, after all. He’s been leaving little to the imagination for a long time.
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