I thought I had a good job, getting to write about hotties in bikinis from my couch in sweatpants 5 days a week, but turns out there’s an even better gig out there: getting paid to apply makeup to Ariel Winter ‘s booty. I didn’t even realize that was a thing, let alone something you could do for money. So, where do I send in my resume?
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Ariel Winter Needs To Hire me
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In case you haven’t been following along at home, Britney Spears has been on a serious hotness comeback lately. Ever since she started her Vegas show, she’s been keeping in way better shape, ditching the Target trips and soccer mom routine for bikini pictures and training videos like the one you see below. And I don’t know about you, but I’m glad to see Britney finally taking her job (as a sexy MILF) seriously for once. Enjoy. It's been a while since I've cut loose A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Sep 18, 2016 at 5:36pm PDT Continue reading
Here’s Gigi Hadid in the worst photoshot she’s probably ever done and funny enough it’s by the son of a huge Sports Illustrated photographer, probably one of the most iconic Sports Illustrated photographers, who was in with the bikini models back when it mattered, back when it counted, in a pre-internet era where he needed to take pics on actual camera…and not with an iphone…and the bikini pic was coveted for masturbation purposes because every whore and her mother wasn’t posting up nudes and half nudes all day… That said, you’d think he’d take some of dad’s advice, or maybe bring dad on the shoot to make it good. He had the hottest model of our time,…not really but in hype not in looks…but she still looks good…and he got her half naked…doing a more documentary approach from eating burgers like a vegan….to whatever the fuck else she’s doing I stopped looking at the pics they were so bad…boring…uninspired… It’s like call that birthright lifeline…”dad, I’m on a shoot, how do I take a pic of a girl that real men want to jerk off to, I am only here because of you, can you hop in an uber and meet me…”…before being told he is busy…reminding said photographer of all the little league games dad missed out on because he was traveling the world with young babes he fucked behind mom’s back…leading to him throwing a tantrum, as spoiled brats do…something that probably made GIGI feel at home because she is also a product of more successful parents…leading to really BORING pics…of a half naked… The post Gigi Hadid Eating Burgers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Gigi Hadid Eating Burgers of the Day
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The highlight of the weekend was definitely being propositioned by a tinder escort who looked like a regular chubby 18 year old girl…but who figured out a good side hustle that was probably her main hustle…that involves fucking dudes off tinder for 100 dollars…because she likes to fuck and figures dudes are only there to fuck…and if you fuck two dudes a day…you’re making more than working at Subway…or whatever it is these girls do…because it seems everyone of them that I talk to…doesn’t have a fucking job… But Heidi Montag in a bikini 10 years after first coming to the world as a whore from a reality show…and her husband Spencer…who despite being crazy famewhores and attention seekers in their 20s…are now more subtle, reserved, behind the scenes, but I guess willing to go at it one more time by calling the paparazzi and showing off how Heidi’s ridiculous plastic surgery aged…all while wearing one of the best hats you’ll see in fame whoring… So I for one support making Heidi and Spencer famous again, I figure I’m old, I’m nostalgic, and I prefer when the fame whores were actually on TV, like execs had signed off on them…rather than letting the public pick and choose…which is what’s happening on social media now… I want the idiot idols people look up to – to be bad corporate decisions…not just a girl who puts up spread ass pics on instagram for millions…not that I hate spread ass pics…I just hate the whole DIY, Hippie, marketing masterminds smarter than the big organizations at getting an audience and succeeding…I like them to remain bottom feeders who go to castings, eventually getting a hit show, only to go back to bottom feeding when it’s done…. The post Heidi Montag Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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The NASCAR driver shows off her unparalleled body while paling around with a friend on Lake Michigan. Really, does it get any sexier than Danica Patrick in a bikini?… read more
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Danica Patrick Brings Her Bikini Bod to the Skindy City
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This is not the first time I am posting tit pics of EMILY SENKO … But it might as well be the first time I post on Emily Senko’s tits…because all these girls are the fucking same… Sure some are really trashy, some are really shameless, some are average but good at facetune/photoshop…but all are aspiring models…some even signed models because agencies will sign any bitch they can – in case her online marketing efforts back out… So no matter how lovely they are, and I think this Emily Senko is pretty lovely, mainly because I have no idea who she is, what she does, what her dreams and intersts are…but most importantly who she fucks where she’s from and how much of an opportunist cunt she is.. Ignorance…is bliss…when you can look at tits unbiased… The post Emily Senko Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Emily Senko Tits of the Day
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Michelle Hunziker is a 50, which is pretty much a 500 year old mom, at least based on all scientific research put into the study of female sex appeal…that directly corresponds with their level of fertility… Sometimes, one tricks the system, and I guess this bikini / lingerie model you’ve likely never heard of, who is from Switzerland because it is neutral territory….and highly exclusive…pulled it off… She’s got 3 kids, probably with poor guys….you know since models love poor guys…especially Swiss models…it forces them to keep fit, so that they keep getting work, and in her case, she’s back in the workforce to pay their way, like a survivor… exposing herself in lingerie…they never go for rich and famous dudes….like the hookers they are…. Not sure what this is for, but I do think most older women should look like this, so if you or your wife are older women…show them these pics to show them they have no excuse.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Michelle Hunziker’s in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Michelle Hunziker’s in Lingerie of the Day
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Guess who… Who’s My Rapper Daddy??? A certain rapper is proudly flaunting his amazingly precious baby girl. This emcee hails from the East Coast, the DMV to be exact, and has an affinity for “Pretty Girls” and “PYT’s.” Some of his biggest hits have featured Miguel, Usher and even Lady Gaga. Is that “bad?” Can you guess the proud dad of this precious princess??? Hit the flip.
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In keeping up with models from 20 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor…and makes money off her brand…so this is how you market the shit… Maybe it’s deeper rooted than just selling bikinis and Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit body to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you’d fuck anything, including but not limited to rotting luncheon meat….you fucking vile human… Liz Hurley was in the media longer than we’ve been alive and we forget that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated and leveraged Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. She rode that as hard as she could until becoming household name….typical of a woman… They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted… Then she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, movies she wants to be in and she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it… Then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money… There’s a pattern here..that applies to all women…so these feminists should stop targeting us for being misogynists and instead targeting their representatives for misrepresenting their species as the whores that they are….. The post Liz Hurley’s Bikini Throwback Thursday on a Tuesday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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