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Lindsay Lohan’s 30th Birthday of the Day

Lohan may have turned 30 this past weekend, but her tits are only about 13 or 14 and her mangled jacked up face is only about 5 and her level of relevancy being 0 is about 4-5 also…I guess the fading into obscurity being unhirable and all that happened around the same time she started jacking up her face… But she’s still Lohan, she’s still the redheaded object of desire, the queen of my universe when I remember she exists and she’s still lookin good enough for me, like a crazy rich wife on AMBIEN to deal with her miserable life shes got everything in…and I believe with her boyfriend’s billions, she will be able to finance a movie of her own and win that Oscar to just prove what both her and I already know…and that is that she’s fucking magic…being broken thanks to fucked up parents just gets in the way of that. I am a forever fan, but no really that committed fan, because I don’t care about this nonsense or people I don’t know, but I like her tits and that is important…oh and I hugged her once and felt her broken soul against my chest, making me want to take her under my wing as I do with most crackwhores and give them a bowl of soup, but at the time, she was still rich and didn’t need billionaire boyfriends to sugar baby…she was her own independent puppet to her family, the media and the industry.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILO WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WOULD DIE AT 22 AND IN A LOT OF WAYS YOU DID…. Here are some of the best pics of her ever….in her CUSTOM LILO bikini….to bring back the good days…. At Least She’s Happy The post Lindsay Lohan’s 30th Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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THE BIKINI TURNS 70 TODAY !

The bikini was invented and introduced on July 5, 1946 … a date we commemorate annually as Bikini Day … but this year it’s the skimpy swimsuit’s Seventieth Anniversary! … read more

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BabesForTrump for July 4th of the Day

BabesForTrump that aren’t really babes but are half naked are perfect for July 4th day….Because this is America and it is America day…. In more interesting slimy Trump news – the creepy sleazy rich pig who is a known womanizing misogynistic who probably objectifies everyone because his moral code is based solely on money like most rich womanizing men who think they are invincible and act like mob bosses like an 80s tycoon he is – this rape culture USA story is serious, juicy and credible even if he discounts it and would…first rule of being rich is to admit nothing make rape victim look like the predator win presidency – read it here But babesfortrump are what matters – girls who support rich pricks and I know that this isn’t news, that I am not political, that these babes who are hardly babes, but rather sorority looking white trash strippers looking for any excuse to get half naked and to potentially go semi viral on the Internet by stripping down and slurring up for Trump is about as America as you can get – because Trump’s whole convoluted campaign is about making America great again, whatever that means, and as a Canadian I am strictly basing my opinion on having seen Trump in action since the 80s and knowing all he is is gaudy, trashy, bullshit and I find it hard to think he’s anything more than that in his political career that doesn’t exist before this media event that is his running for President. I also know he panders to the lowest human form and is like the Borat scene where he says “support our troops” and the retards cheer him right after booing him. It’s not my America or my Fourth of July and I am not even talking his politics I am talking his public image, because I know as you know whoever is elected is a puppet to the evil brains that actually run the company, that’s why I appreciate trumps campaign despite thinking it’s brilliant yet Moronic More importantly – I am all for fame whores who are behind him showing their behinds getting as naked as they can for the election hoping he either makes them famous or as a collective they’ll get famous and based on Trump’s track record these may be your next Secretary or Stare or whatever he has the power to elect when he wins, because he will probably win, before getting assassinated or be very entertaining Whatever this trashy, basic, nonsense is – I like it. It reminds me of every Stripper, middle of the road employee, tanning salon cashier and Floridian I’ve ever known. This is America and this is the freedom you’ve fought for. Not bad…. The post BabesForTrump for July 4th of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Living the American Dream of the Day

Only in America can an immigrant from socialist Denmark, take her hot body to America where she had a model agency repping her, so that she could get her work visa and stay in America barely working, unless you count working all the rich guys….with a hot body…that she gets into a bikini as often as she can to get publicity for her hot body – not necessarily making that much money, but being thrown into a circle of people with a lot of money only to eventually get knocked up by one and be set for life… The rumor is that this immigrant model with a hot body has hit the mainstream with her photoshoots, most that she did for free, and is now fucking with Leo Dicaprio – the model fucker, but still the number one Playboy in America….and if that’s not making it for an immigrant model, it’s definitely livng that American dream that most Americans are too fat to live…. Here are some of her best pics… The post Nina Agdal Living the American Dream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Living the American Dream of the Day

Only in America can an immigrant from socialist Denmark, take her hot body to America where she had a model agency repping her, so that she could get her work visa and stay in America barely working, unless you count working all the rich guys….with a hot body…that she gets into a bikini as often as she can to get publicity for her hot body – not necessarily making that much money, but being thrown into a circle of people with a lot of money only to eventually get knocked up by one and be set for life… The rumor is that this immigrant model with a hot body has hit the mainstream with her photoshoots, most that she did for free, and is now fucking with Leo Dicaprio – the model fucker, but still the number one Playboy in America….and if that’s not making it for an immigrant model, it’s definitely livng that American dream that most Americans are too fat to live…. Here are some of her best pics… The post Nina Agdal Living the American Dream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez is Living the American Dream of the Dya

Only in America, while I guess in Mexico can a Mexican be the number one followed person on Instagram – after sucking some Zuckerberg dick and playing around with the “related picture” algorithm – because nerds have been succumbing to babes since the beginning of time, manipulated by babes, given false promises by babes of a better tomorrow, only for the babe to turn their back on them and squash them out like a cigarette butt on the way out… But not only does Mexican Selena Gomez, who I am sure had some illegals who with hard work, helped create the life that she’s created for herself. We call it doing the jobs the white people don’t want so that your grand daughter can do the jobs the while people who sign the checks want… She is America, whether America wants to accept the Mexican or not….but Coca Cola sponsors her – so they must think she represents America too.. Point being, only in America can a Mexican be exploited by a huge company like Disney, only to turn it around and exploit all of you…. Here are some recent pics…slutty recent pics…we like em. Viva Mexico…and her little lucha libre midget in a monkey suit body…. Here are some of her best pics… The post Selena Gomez is Living the American Dream of the Dya appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Annual Groupie Bikini Party of the Day

Taylor Swift is the fucking worst. I hate everything about her – but the new tits… She’s so annoying, the kind of entitled white girl brat face you just want to Chris Brown… But maybe you’ll like her staged paparazzi bikini pics where Taylor Swift and her fake friends had a party for the paparazzi wearing bikinis – so Taylor Swift could show off her new tits that came when she came as Tom Huddleston came inside her as Calvin Harris looked on and cry…. There is no way these people are her real friends, they are just in it because she’s Taylor Swift, as there is no way anyone can like anything about her, besides her being Taylor Swift…the name…that they are just mooching off of, because when you’re a fake fame who’re go for the top profiting artist who is also a whore but pretends she’s not – since playing victim makes hit records hit… I guess pregnant Blake Lively, Gigi thing ass, and fat black woman as Ruby Rose take on Rhode Island is as exciting as it sounds – not exciting at all. These people are garbage…and equally hot if not hotter, less cunty girls are out there right now for Fourth of July, go have drunken sex with them so they can tell their friends they were raped and fit in on social media – relating to actual rape victims since it is trendy….like Taylor Swifts tits…. Nice staged paparazzi work Swift, you shifty media manipulator with shifty shitty music….. To see the rest of the pics click here The post Taylor Swift Annual Groupie Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Juno Temple Almost Naked for W Magazine Naked of the Day

Juno Temple has been naked in a bunch of movies and I guess Vinyl, which worked out pretty well for her……..so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works….even when the tits are weirdly shaped, underdeveloped or over developed, a bare tit is just communicates directly to our souls…it’s probbaly a survival, baby breast feeding, the first thing we see other than afterbirth is tit…and we carry that through life, unless we weren’t breast fed and just end up emotionally detached weirdos like a puppy taken away from its mother too long. I don’t really know who Juno Temple is…but I don’t really know who anyone besides the a list are. Too many whores trying to make it, too many whores who have made it, it’s better to just reduce them to their tits, or lack there of tits, to really celebrate their actual contribution to our lives, because another movie role by an actor who feels she is talented or an artist, is just bullshit noise that takes away from tit. The interesting thing about this shoot for W MAGAZINE is that W MAGAZINE, not a porn site, posts nude and slutty instagram inspired pics of girls The post Juno Temple Almost Naked for W Magazine Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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18 Year Old Actress – Ryan Newman of the DAy

Ryan Newman started acting at age 7 and you know what that means….her parents exploited her, stressed her out, spoiled her to keep her motivated then robbed her of a childhood, when other kids were playing she was on set, with all kinds of pressure to perform put on her, breaking her spirit and creating a vapid little ego….leaving her totally delusional and addicted to the good life, but forced to navigate things and retain or grow audience so that her peak of her career isn’t Sharknado 3….. She’s doing it with bikinis and hot young tit…good strategy for me, better than that other childstar Gary Coleman who did it with slowly self destructing before dying… I don’t remember ever posting pics of her before, all these bitches blend into each other, and as long as slutty selfies happen – thants what matters. VIDEO: The post 18 Year Old Actress – Ryan Newman of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato Naked for a New Song and in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t like Demi Lovato, I don’t think she deserves her fame and fortune. There’s nothing amazing or compelling about her. I don’t even really understand why she exists beyond the hispanic angle, easy to play to a loyal passionate people…that she’s made even more sustainable using the whole “no make up, no photoshop”….strategy of don’t body shame and love your body, when clearly this bitch is waist training and photoshopping – she just likes to pretend she’s not – it makes it feel real….and in her defense, her struggles with bi polar disorder, her public freakouts and breakdowns – would imply that maybe believing something is real is enough – because that’s how things work for the crazies… That said, Demi Lovato is now adding recently single to her fat, no body shaming, love your body, Mexican / Latina, LESBIAN, mental health marketing campaign – it works for Taylor Swift, and that bitch is a whore – not a hopeless romantic – so it’ll work for this one too….all naked for her new single artwork…It looks like she’s been waist training – Also in a bikini, because that’s what people do when they want to get in the press for being in a bikini and not looking all that bad – thanks to her not actually not working out..it’s definitely not great -but it’s better than nothing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato Naked for a New Song and in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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