Meet Rebecca Hiller . Pretty much the only thing I know about this hottie is that she’s originally from Norway, and now she’s living in LA while she attempts to become the next great bikini model to give me a pants fire via the Internet. (Mission accomplished.) Anyway, she’s definitely off to a great start with this photoshoot, but if Becca doesn’t have a personal suntan lotion applier yet, I’d love to volunteer. I’m pretty sure the sun’s a lot stronger in California than in Norway, and everyone knows it’s important to let a blogger put his filthy mitts all over you take care of your skin. Call me! » view all 14 photos Continue reading →
Lise Olsen is a Norway model and she’s in the lastest issue of Playboy, that’s non nude – because Playboy feels they shouldn’t show you naked girls – when you can just go to their pay site to see all the stripper trash willing to get naked for Playboy – but the magazine can remain artistic, with quality shoots, integrity – that is ad friendly and not at all what Playboy was or means to people – while Vogue and all the other men’s mags are going more naked…their advisers are like “let’s turn Playboy in instagram, you know shitty staged shoots of decent models by good photographers that looks like shit was pissed on because instagram is popular”…..So playboy has turned into Instagram….curated nonsense… The post Lise Olsen Not Nude for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Valerie van der Graaf is some Glamour model who’s done some bikini modeling because she’s got big tits and a body…. I’ve called her a better version of Kate Upton and not just because they modeled for the same bikini company…but because her face has is hotter, her body hotter, same sloppy tits, but the rest of her isn’t 6 months preparing for hibernation at the all you can eat buffet… She’s from the Netherlands, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money…. I guess what we’ve learned her today kids, is that everyone is a hooker, it’s just a matter of price as to whether you penetrate them or just get them half naked…..and when they look like this, that’s a good thing. And now she’s in Playboy, showing her ass, and some tit, but not all of her tit, because this is Playboy the Instagram years, trying to give the instagram vibe – with no nipples…in the dumbest fucking business decision…they could have made… The photographer is David Bellemere, who’s great, the model is great, but what the fuck is this no nipple.. Bellemere shoots for Victoria’s Secret…nipples – but NO – not for Playboy – that would just make too much sense… The post Valerie van der Graaf Not Nude for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Life. Happens…or happened… There was a time when Erin Heatherton was fucking Leonardo DiCaprio…..That was the peak of her existence, but like most people, she probably had no idea it was going to end. She was a new face at Victoria’s Secret, she was being marketed by an A-Lister everyone wants to fuck, especially models – because his co-sign is the only co-sign…but then she got fired, feel off the map, went into a deep cookies and ice cream depression that she clearly at herself out of….the pressure of being a starving model fucks metabolisms…but luckily she’s in an era where fat models can exist, if anything they are all the fucking celebrated – by everyone but the person paying for their dinner! Remember the good times… TO SEE THE NEW TIMES / PICS CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton Demonstrates Why Victoria’s Secret Fired her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Jennifer Aniston shat out her rumored bikini baby….because that’s what happens when no one wants to knock you up…but at least she’s still got her iconic hard nipples that made her famous on one of the most popular, yet horrible shows of all time, but it was the 90s, pre porn and hard nipples was good enough to jerk off to… Because just because people get old, doesn’t mean her hard nipples get old, it just means they’ll probably never feed a baby – because menopause! Why bother bringing a baby into the world anyway Jennifer Aniston, you’ve gone this long without one, the ego was more into self preservation by not destroying the pussy, and conveniently most men ran from her terror…so she didn’t have to bother with that shit…instead of the ego that wants little clones to stare at and worship…..when you can just show nipples in a tight shirt as your legacy… The post Jennifer Not So Pregnant Hard Nipples Aniston of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I knew that Sophie Simmons was trying to make the move from celebrity daughter to just “celebrity,” but I never realized that she wanted to become a lingerie model until now. Anyway, I’d point out that being Gene Simmons’ daughter doesn’t automatically qualify you to be a professional hottie, but hey, who am I to get in the way of someone’s dreams to take their clothes off for money? Enjoy. Continue reading →
Here’s my favorite Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski doing what she does best: taking selfies in a bikini and giving us all a serious pants fire. P.S. According to my sources, that’s her mom with her in the second picture, so I guess now we know where Emily gets her natural “talents” from. Continue reading →
She’s been through hell with her body struggles. So it’s not wonder Ariel Winter wanted to show off her curve-hugging figure in a bodycon dress for her high school graduation. Alas, her parade got rained on after Instagram followers noticed her gratuitous underboob . “you wouldn’t want to expose too much boobage around ur parents, grandparents, aunts, cousins etc….. It’s just not the best outfit,” one person commented. “Um, probably wouldn’t have been my first choice of clothing for a GRADUATION party…probably never my first choice because…um…a little revealing and immodest,” wrote another. “wear that dress to any other event but celebrating graduation is something friends and family are proud of you for accomplishing a milestone and that outfit is down right not appropriate for an occasion such as this,” yet another person write. “It’s common sense, show a little self respect and modesty.” There were comments that defended Winter’s look, but the criticisms prompted the Modern Family star to hit back. “Dear sorry body-shamers, I looked HOT in that dress. And if you hate it, don’t buy it,” Winter tweeted on June 22nd. Ariel Winter Bikini Video “But please get a hobby. XOXO Ariel #EmbraceYourBody. “Embrace all that you are. Don’t let those outside voices become your inner voice #mychoice #loveyourcurves.” Winter underwent a breast reduction in 2015 after experiencing an unwanted growth spurt. “It really did happen overnight,” Winter told Glamour of her chest growing to a size F. “I remember being in my sister’s wedding and being so flat and thinking, ‘I just wish I could grow boobs!’ And then overnight I did. But then they kept growing and growing and growing, and it didn’t seem like they were going to stop.” After the surgery, Winter felt like she was given a new lease on life. In an essay written for Motto , Winter described how incredible it was to do the simple things other teenage girls took for granted. “The first thing I wanted to do was go clothing shopping because I was so excited to be able to find things that fit properly instead of hiding in a baggy sweater,” she wrote. “That meant the world to me.” “Don’t get me wrong: I don’t think women should ever change themselves based on anyone else’s standards. “In the end, I think it’s all about how you feel—not what other people think.” View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 31 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!
Remember those killer Bella Thorne bikini pictures from a few weeks back ? Well, today we finally found out what they were for: a new photoshoot Bella was doing for Galore Magazine . Huh. I always just assumed they were part of Bella’s ongoing quest to make my pants region go supernova. Anyway, here’s the end result, and it’s hands down one of the best photoshoots I’ve seen in weeks. So either way, mission accomplished, Bella. Congrats.
Christina Milian is a hustler, or maybe she’s a scammer, whatever it is that she is, she’s constantly out there self promoting half naked, selling shitty product, or herself, despite having a ton of money and the ability to fucking retire, relax and enjoy life…instead she’s at beach parties, bikini parties, half naked showing the world her tits, which I guess isn’t really work but instead enjoying life and relaxing… I just find it desperate…and annoying…I like my pussy to be more shy and resistance, not out there throwing it at anyone who will look or take it…ya know.. The post Christina Milian is Shamelessly Promoting Nothing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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