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Beyonce on the Beach with Jay Z of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone told me that she hated Beyonce and Jay Z for being an annoying couple, and I’ve never really looked too deeply into it, but I have also hated Beyonce for as long as I can remember, I just don’t believe her nonsense, and sure I’ll watch her shake her mom ass on stage like she’s still 20 years old, despite being a 40 year old mom, I find the desperation and level of trying as hard as she can entertaining, but not as entertaining as that she coined herself as Queen Bee and the world bought into it, it is like people are real fucking morons… She’s on tour with her husband, we call it cashing the fuck in as a modern touring family that rely heavily on the media to allow them to keep existing, not that Jay Z really needs the media to keep him existing, he has a record label that has some real fucking earners among other things, but I guess the attention keeps them relevant… I heard that white people are just obsessed with their every move, because in racist America people like to watch black people do better than them…I don’t know why…I guess it’s like a “wonder of the world” to them or some shit… I am more interested in seeing Jay Z fuck Beyonce like he fucks all the girls who aren’t Beyonce…couple sex is the only think I find interesting about couples…not drinking on the beach…that shit’s garbage…I wonder how many takes it too – but how about I post it! Here you go. TO SEE THE REST OF HER BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE How about her booty shake.. The post Beyonce on the Beach with Jay Z of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alanna Masterson is the Scientologist in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Alanna Masterson, she’s friends with a bunch of celebrities, all of whom are Scientologists, not that there is anything wrong with that, I wouldn’t know if there was anything wrong with that, I have zero interest in learning about it or watching the documentaries on it, I feel like religion is a crazy concept and anyone who is into them – is equally nuts – or in need of some sort of moral guide – otherwise they’d fall off into drugs or sex addiction or showing their big fucking tits on the internet…which would make sense since narcissism is obsessed with joining Scientology, it must pander to their egos…. I don’t know if she acts normal, or in movies, or if this is an act, but her half brothers are Danny Masterson and the older brother in Malcolm in the middle…and now I know she’s got tits…because I’m staring at them… I think she’s had a kid, or is pregnant, which could be why the crop of this pic is titty up, I am such a great investigative journalist… The only reason I know she exists is because there was a time when she followed me on instagram – true story….but then I fell off…I think Lohan followed me too..then she fell off… I guess what I’m trying to say is tits all around us….tits everywhere…tits.. The post Alanna Masterson is the Scientologist in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caroline Wozniack for Esquire of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Caroline Wozniacki is a Tennis Star, but unlike other Tennis Stars like Serena Williams, who I posted two posts ago, she actually looks like a woman, and not a Bruce Jenner in a bikini. I’ve seen Wozniacki play, I am actually a tennis fan, which in and of itself is hilarious since I’m the opposite of high society, and walking into watch a tennis match seems to make people feel uneasy, but then again, it’s usually in the park and the people playing are amateurs not inviting a pervert like me or my suggestions to wear shorter skirts… The reason I like Womne’s tennis, is partially because the white bread sport offers a level of sophistication and class I appreciate, but also because women’s tennis is slower paced so you can follow the ball as they make aggressive grunts, shrieks, cries as they power through with each swing…all while wearing cute skirts that allow for ass flash, sweaty panty flash, and just girls being fit, doing fitness, squeeze their puss as they search for power is generally is erotic… So if you’re gonna jerk off to any sport, make it tennis. That’s the words of wisdom of the day. The post Caroline Wozniack for Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Clauson TIT of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hailey Clauson has big tits…. She also has a shitty opportunist attitude that involved posing slutty as fuck for the a huge brand when she was underage, suing the brand for a double payout while maintaining her innocent victim vibe, only to get topless and half topless as soon as she turned 18, because that’s just the kind of girl she is. We call that extortion, if it was a story of young 17 year old old filming herself fuck older rich dude – pretending to be 18 – even though he kinda knew she wasn’t only for a pay day or him getting arrested…he’d still deserve to be arrested – but she staged the shit… But that was the past, this is the now, where she’s got her tits out…and no one is going to get sued… SHE WAS AT THE CONEY ISLAND MERMAID PARADE WITH OTHER SI MODEL NINA AGDAL – TO THOSE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE NINA AGDAL WHO DOESN’T DESERVE HER OWN POST AT THE MERMAID PARADE CLICK HERE The post Hailey Clauson TIT of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Bikini Tits of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney has huge tits, spilling out of bikini tops, which I guess is less of a talent, or skill – but is all that she’s good for…at least as a public figure, this is what she is – what she does – this is it – and it’s got a level of greatness – even though a girl’s tit size doesn’t matter unless you’re trying to titty fuck them – which we all know you’re not trying to do with this McKinney chick, maybe just in your fantasies.. She’s in a bikini – because what the fuck else is she supposed to do… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joy Corrigan TOpless in Miami of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joy Corrigan is an up and coming model from Florida, who I was told moved to LA as these girls do when they feel like they out grow Florida, or when they dump their sugar daddies, and need new sugar daddies to help get them to the place they want to be…as the hot as fuck girl with the hot as fuck body…who is just hot as fuck… She’s been doing bikini shoots on instagram for a few years now, she was friends with Charlotte McKinney, and before McKinney become “famous” tits, they were both on the same hustle, only this one was the nice one, while McKinney was the cunt….They may still be friends, but who the fuck cares, she’s topless in the water showing off some big fake tits on her skinny fram…which as you know, is all that matters..in this world…disease, global warming, racism, politics, economy, poverty, doesn’t matter…what matters is tit… So like Charlotte McKInney these are from Florida but in this anti-florida with solidarity for Florida time…we should all support Florida…remember that it’s more than just bathsalts and all the crazy crimes…it’s also got trashy enough rich babes.. I guess what I’m saying is that Joy Corrigan is great.The Future. The now.. The post Joy Corrigan TOpless in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Bikini With Friends Doing Cryo of the DAy

Posted on June 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan in a bikini is terrifying as fuck, not just because she’s about to enter the cryogenic chamber people are using as a spa treatment to stay young forever, because I guess she’s trying to repair the damage that she’s done, while maintaining her peter pan complex, because she was only relevant when she was under 20…yet she still looks like a corpse…or maybe she’s prepping to do the DISNEY, the man who created her, or who’s empire she can thank for robbing her of her youth, but turning her into Lindsay Lohan….and connecting with him through cryogenics…because that dude’s frozen in a machine somewhere….but at least her nipples are hard with her future husband…and that makes the whole experience of Lindsay Lohan worth looking at because above all, no matter how much she ages, she’s still got Lindsay Lohan perfect tits…because like cryogenics…she can thank her implants for that! Like the girl rocking a discman in the park yesterday, Lindsay Lohan makes me feel alive. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER ON A BEACH CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Bikini With Friends Doing Cryo of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tourists Watch Couple Have Sex and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Driver and Cyclist Brawl Naked Euro Fan Dance Girl Asked to Prom Falls Off Horse 79 Year Old Drives into a Store Irish Fan Chant about Sexy Wives Girl Fight Ends with Tumble Down Stairs… Jewish Dude Gets Punched in the Face Girl Pees in Aquarium Robber Punches Clerk…. Heron eats a Gopher… Kid Falls in the Zoo Exhibit The post Tourists Watch Couple Have Sex and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tourists Watch Couple Have Sex and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Driver and Cyclist Brawl Naked Euro Fan Dance Girl Asked to Prom Falls Off Horse 79 Year Old Drives into a Store Irish Fan Chant about Sexy Wives Girl Fight Ends with Tumble Down Stairs… Jewish Dude Gets Punched in the Face Girl Pees in Aquarium Robber Punches Clerk…. Heron eats a Gopher… Kid Falls in the Zoo Exhibit The post Tourists Watch Couple Have Sex and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner is the softer featured version of Khloe Kardashian, she’s still a big monster, and was actually raised by Khloe Kardashian, because at the time the rest of the family was busy being hot and relevant, but no one wanted anything to do with Khloe so they put her on baby sitter duty… That was before they learned about modern science and the advances in facial injections and waist training, that can take an otherwise fat chick and give her a waistline and jacked up lips… She’s got the poses down, the angles down, as she culturally appropriates the Carribean slave culture with her braids…because she’s white as fuck, but looks ethnic as fuck, because either the mom was fucking other people than Bruce Mom, or because if you invest time in the production that is your look, to this level of over produced…making her look like a doll, and not in a good way, more the bootleg kind you’d find in a creepy perverts basement made with old meat stappled to some human shaped thing… I am not a fan of her look, her face, her body, or the fact that every tween thinks this is hot, or relevant….leave your house and go to a party – they all walk around looking like this – in tight dresses with jacked up faces…and bad make-up…with this illusion of pornstar, ethnic chick, despite being white…it’s fucking weird…it’s everywhere…and people buy anything she sells…and I guess the new style is wearing bikini bottoms up around her fucking neck… The post Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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