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Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day

Kylie Jenner is the softer featured version of Khloe Kardashian, she’s still a big monster, and was actually raised by Khloe Kardashian, because at the time the rest of the family was busy being hot and relevant, but no one wanted anything to do with Khloe so they put her on baby sitter duty… That was before they learned about modern science and the advances in facial injections and waist training, that can take an otherwise fat chick and give her a waistline and jacked up lips… She’s got the poses down, the angles down, as she culturally appropriates the Carribean slave culture with her braids…because she’s white as fuck, but looks ethnic as fuck, because either the mom was fucking other people than Bruce Mom, or because if you invest time in the production that is your look, to this level of over produced…making her look like a doll, and not in a good way, more the bootleg kind you’d find in a creepy perverts basement made with old meat stappled to some human shaped thing… I am not a fan of her look, her face, her body, or the fact that every tween thinks this is hot, or relevant….leave your house and go to a party – they all walk around looking like this – in tight dresses with jacked up faces…and bad make-up…with this illusion of pornstar, ethnic chick, despite being white…it’s fucking weird…it’s everywhere…and people buy anything she sells…and I guess the new style is wearing bikini bottoms up around her fucking neck… The post Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fanny Neguesha Bikini Goodness

I’m pretty sure I’ve done a post on this hottie before, but just in case you need a refresher on  Fanny Neguesha , she’s some super-hot Belgian model/ex-soccer WAG. And according to my sources, she’s apparently dating some new soccer player now, so I guess she’s got a type: athletes rich dudes. Either way, I don’t think any of us qualify. But hey, at least these bikini pictures make a decent consolation prize. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Just a Bikini Babe Tripping the Fuck Out…and Other Videos of the Day

Vermont Man Threatens Skateboarders – I Think It is Bernie Sanders… Husband is Pretty Mad at Wife… Drunk Guy Gets Tazed Landlord Took Away Staircase of Dude Who Didn’t Pay Rent Dog – Plays Fetch with Himself Drunk Russian… Porch Pirate – not Porch Monkey – Steals box of Dog Shit Mother and Kid – VS Car The Man who Wants All Men To Die The post Just a Bikini Babe Tripping the Fuck Out…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ava Sambora Looks Good in a Bikini of the Day

Ava Sambora is a young, cute, California girl with a Heather Locklear mom and a rockstar dad, which means she’s like a Kate Hudson, who doesn’t need to work, has access to everything and anything she wants, but all she really wants is a legit career or to be celebrated for being her own person, instead of just taking your free money from her parents…. So she could use that trust fund or allowance to travel the world and have a good time…I mean her dad’s in fucking Bon Jovi, dude’s got serious money…but I guess her mom raised her to use that body – to get that attention – to find an earner of her own – because she can…. Maybe Richie Sambora’s got a handful of kids to spread his wealth to – via groupies around the world…leaving Ava forced to fend for herself in this scary social media run world…the only place a girl really matters… But what makes no sense, is that she’s keeping things bootleg, she decided to shoot with a company known for being an “escort” agency from people in the know. A paparazzi agency that “helps” make immigrant whores seem legit, instead of working with a real agency for a real brand. It makes no sense to me, but her young, fit ass, makes that confusion all seem to make sense..and everything is ok…even more than ok….perfect…amazing…round…just cheesy as fuck…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Ava Sambora Looks Good in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is Kate Bosworth The Perfect Surfer Girl?

Kate Bosworth is beautiful; there is no questioning that. But I am wondering if Kate Bosworth is the perfect surfer girl? I don’t mean in the sense that Kate Bosworth loves to surf and has that kind of attitude, but instead I’m wondering if Kate Bosworth should always be on the beach in a bikini in all of her movies. … read more Continue reading

Rihanna is Killin’ It at her Self Produced Shoot of the Day

Rihanna is the kind of narcissist and ego who brings a photographer to Barbados – where she is from and where I guess she lives for tax purposes – but is also a beautiful yet slow paced place where they isn’t much going on – even when things are going on – so to keep herself busy and I guess feeling relevant her and her team stage instagram style shoots of her whoring out in a bikini – like an instagram model – because I guess she likes being in front of the camera – it ties into her need to be in front of the camera, the only place she feels at home – even when at home – where her peers all look at her like a zoo animal…not because of her resemblance to Harambre – but because she’s rich as fuck – and a cunt – who mistreats them… Fascinating…but only because she’s hot, she’s great, she’s magic… The post Rihanna is Killin’ It at her Self Produced Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford and Her Daughter for a Campaign of the Day

Cindy Crawford is still whoring herself out – to help whore out her daughter – as these people who made a lot of money – just being themselves – it’s a solid scam – that opens doors and makes for a great life – that leads to billionaire husbands and world travel – because why spend your trust fund on your lifestyle – when brands can do it for you. I guess it’s combination of Cindy Crawford’s daughter wanting to be a little Kardashian – who has a huge audience on social media – because that’s where the relevance, ego and everything lives – and these rich kids love that…. But it’s also got to do with Cindy Crawford finding a second life in modeling – riding her daughter’s youth…because all these people are narcissists and their self worth relies on it… The post Cindy Crawford and Her Daughter for a Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora in a Bikini of the DAy

Rita Ora is a whore in a bikini….because that’s what whores who are aspiring Rihanan’s do….they model for brands, get paid by brands, to make themselves seem or feel like they are hotter than they actually are…. It’s a good tactic to trick rich guys who buy into their bullshit and give into them with record deals and marketing money because she has proof, actual photo evidence, that someone put together a shoot of her in a bikini so that’s proof she’s hot, right?? RIch guys love bitches when they are published / half naked, espcially with big aspiring popstar who has been doing this too long to be considered aspiring and should accept her low level success tits… The post Rita Ora in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall and Kylie in Bikinis of the Day

I didn’t want to post these…or anything Jenner / Kardashian….but I am weak…I don’t even like the way they look – I don’t think they are hot or interesting – yet here I am posting a campaign they are in because they are in bikinis and that is “newsworthy” to me… What the fuck..but I guess this is all part of their deal with the devil, the spell they’ve put us all under to post their shit, even though we collectively dislike their shit, despite them not really even knowing what their shit is or why it matters because it’s just shit…considering their whole family are vapid and disgusting and we should just ingore them…but they are also media whores navigating the industry so well all while making themselves a lot of fucking money in the easiest way. There’s really nothing wrong with that..it just seems horrible…and like there is everything wrong with it….but there is something wrong with Kylie’s face…that shit is jacked up and terrifying… This is some campaign for Top Shop that made them millions…because they have a system that works and tricking brands….. They aren’t even that hot…it’s average girls playing models…so cheesy, like if you’ve ever been to a tacky rich family’s house and you see their weird family portrait in the family room level of lame – that is actually what brands put money into…weird.. Garbage… The post Kendall and Kylie in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Forget Special Effects, This Summer's Blockbuster Is Blake Lively In A Bikini Fighting A Shark

Usually summer time means movies that are filled to the brim with over the top action, massive destruction of major cities, and plot holes big enough to drive a truck through. So, if you are like me and you’ve got a little summer blockbuster fatigue than you probably can’t wait to spend two hours with Blake Lively and a bikini… and a shark. … read more

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