Usually summer time means movies that are filled to the brim with over the top action, massive destruction of major cities, and plot holes big enough to drive a truck through. So, if you are like me and you’ve got a little summer blockbuster fatigue than you probably can’t wait to spend two hours with Blake Lively and a bikini… and a shark. … read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Hotties from Saved By The Bell Fleshbot Get to know Antonella! Taxi Driver Movie Soccer WAG Ina Toennes topless The Nip Slip Toni Garrn applies sunscreen for David Bellemere Drunken Stepfather Big bosomed Russian hottie Olga Kobzar naked around the house Egotastic All Stars A different take on a naked Sabrina Nichole Boobie Blog Sara Sampaio hot bikini show Last Men on Earth The best cosplay of Niagra Falls Comicon 2016 Double Viking WWE Diva Natalie Eva Marie coming in hot for National Donut Day Steakwood … read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Hotties from Saved By The Bell Fleshbot Get to know Antonella! Taxi Driver Movie Soccer WAG Ina Toennes topless The Nip Slip Toni Garrn applies sunscreen for David Bellemere Drunken Stepfather Big bosomed Russian hottie Olga Kobzar naked around the house Egotastic All Stars A different take on a naked Sabrina Nichole Boobie Blog Sara Sampaio hot bikini show Last Men on Earth The best cosplay of Niagra Falls Comicon 2016 Double Viking WWE Diva Natalie Eva Marie coming in hot for National Donut Day Steakwood … read more
Horse Faced, but no one will notice, because she’s got the most ridiculous fucking tits pretty much ever. Tits that some hotel hired or gave a free Mexican room to walk around the pool in a bikini, because that’s the level of love you get when you are amongst a million girls with a million followers on instagram….you get a free fucking room. These people, despite what they want you to think, are not actually famous, they are barely even glamour models, they are self produced models, DIY, low grade, only relevant because of the monster tits…but they don’t think that, they think “I was on TV once and I did a shoot for a brand one, therefore I matter”….even though she knows, like we know, with tits like this…nothing else about her matters…other than that she probably would make more money a year as a Vegas stripper, but at least this way, she has her trust fund from her rich dad and her dignity…even though whoring out tits like this is as ghetto trash as stripping, in fact, the strippers actually get paid to show their tits…so they fuckin win. Send this bitch back to Florida….because she’s so fucking Florida..and her tits…the size of Florida…are still worthy of staring at…because that flat stomach, no ass, skinny body gaining weight in her tits and only her tits….a good problem to have…only fat girls wish the had….the good kind of freak of nature…possibly the best kind…even if everything about her is so cheesy and the fucking worst…those tits mute all that shit… Instead of always being negative on these bitches, the nice thing about McKinney is that her only worth is her tits and she’s making it work for her, reminding me of pre 1960s feminist movement, when tits defined a woman’s worth, and that’s something our culture may have shifted on us – and shied away from with decency, civil rights, equality and social justice warriors…but we’re still the same fucking animals and girls and guys alike know there’s something magical with tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Monster Clown Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Car Goes Airborne – Aftermath Hatchet Man Gets Pepper Spray and Tased…. Trump Protest in San Jose – Mr President The Last Goodbye Drug Dealer Wants to Get Paid – GetS Owned…. Camera Guy on MSNBC Says “What the Fuck” Drug User of the Day Naked Man Attempts Rape on Street The post Bikini Cat Fight Leads to Topless Pig and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I thought I already posted these Toni Garrn pictures from Elle, by David Bellemere, because I remember writing some insane David Bellemere praise because I think dude’s taking the most interesting / edgy commercial photos and because his last name is stepmother – while I’m the stepfather…soul mates – Pause – No Homo – you know what I’m saying…dude gets top models naked…and makes big brands pay for it.. Not that Toni Garrn is a top model, but I’m sure her agrency that rented her to LEONARDO DICAPRIO – yes “THAT” Leonardo DiCaprio – where she played his girlfriend / beard – depending on who you talk to about Leo the Oscar winning lover…thinks she is…and I guess being in ELLE magazine topless, with edited out nipples, is pretty up there in terms of relevance as a model…it’s way more substantial than being in a fake instagram account that calls themselves a magazine…true story… She’s in bikini, looks good, and if you’re wondering what puts his dick inside her german womb / asshole – his name is Chandler Parsons and is a NBA player for the Mavericks..because hoes like athletes and their money.. The post Toni Garrn by David Bellemere for Elle France appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I thought I already posted these Toni Garrn pictures from Elle, by David Bellemere, because I remember writing some insane David Bellemere praise because I think dude’s taking the most interesting / edgy commercial photos and because his last name is stepmother – while I’m the stepfather…soul mates – Pause – No Homo – you know what I’m saying…dude gets top models naked…and makes big brands pay for it.. Not that Toni Garrn is a top model, but I’m sure her agrency that rented her to LEONARDO DICAPRIO – yes “THAT” Leonardo DiCaprio – where she played his girlfriend / beard – depending on who you talk to about Leo the Oscar winning lover…thinks she is…and I guess being in ELLE magazine topless, with edited out nipples, is pretty up there in terms of relevance as a model…it’s way more substantial than being in a fake instagram account that calls themselves a magazine…true story… She’s in bikini, looks good, and if you’re wondering what puts his dick inside her german womb / asshole – his name is Chandler Parsons and is a NBA player for the Mavericks..because hoes like athletes and their money.. The post Toni Garrn by David Bellemere for Elle France appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am a firm believer that smart women are super sexy and Danica McKellar in a bikini proves my point. I think we could all listen to her talk numbers for hours and hours in a bikini…. read more
Rihanna is back on home turf and I guess to deal with the boredom of the ISLAND…we call it Island Fever…where there’s only so much sitting at staring at tropical plants, swimming in bathtub temperature water, drinking your fucking face off because you’re richer than god – you can do – without staging a photoshoot for your social media – as you “ground yourself” by being back home – where it all happened – where all the sex while underage with BRITISH rich men helped plant the seeds that created her empire…. From garbage man’s daughter, to bratty rich cunt, to this more pensive nipples on the internet – you know maximize that downtime bro. The post Rihanna See Through from her 100 Million Dollar Villa of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking amazing…..Sure she was created in a lab, has a competitive advantage and was built from SCIENCE experiments, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, or just her Gay Biologist dad’s GOD COMPLEX, where Josephine Skriver is the first public GMO models…that none of you hippie non-GMO fucks are complaining about – because she looks like this… I am less interested in her perfect nudes and more with the flaws of science, where she will either self destruct in the middle of a fashion show, or maybe just die of cancer – or have some of her limbs fall off – because that’s what happens when you play GOD Japedo…that’s what we’ll call her gay dad going forward…the puppet master…up on some Frankenstein shit…I want to jerk off to… She’s great… Don’t like that? What the fuck is wrong with you nerd? Well Nerd, How About her with a Light Sabre…that’s some Star Wars shit.. The post Josephine Skriver Nude for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .