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Hilary Rhoda in a Bikini of the Day

Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…and not the good kind of crab eaters….the terrifying crab eaters you’d expect to see wrestling in the walmart parking lot over the last 25 gallon jug of vegetable oil… She’s not obese like Kate Upton…..and 98 percent of your population…she’s one of the good ones…the last standing skinny ones….who at 25 doesn’t look like she needs a motor scooter to get her through the aisles at Walmart while buying said 25 gallon jug of vegetable oil to make chips and cookies and all the good things that brings on diabetes and diabetes medication before losing her fucking foot…giving a good excuse to not work but to sit at home in affordable elastic waistband pants watching reality TV and all the other bullshit fat poor people out of work watch…but not before stopping at McDonald’s on the way out….SUPERSIZE ME…. Instead she’s all hot in this magazine… The post Hilary Rhoda in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charisma Carpenter and her Bikini of the Day

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts… The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini on twitter, and she actually looks good. The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter fans is that they haven’t killed themselves for being so fucking pathetic, so pathetic that she’d ignore you in person or get a restraining order on you if you went to her house, because nerds that committed are terrifying…but she’ll pretend to value you…you’re all she has.. I am not a fan, but she did do playboy – so look at her nudes, they are better than this… The post Charisma Carpenter and her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Halston Sage and Her Bikini Top of the Day

Halston Sage is not Jailbait…she’s just not very famous so that it’s easy to assume she’s 16 and from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people, weird people, often times dads jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…creating a group of celebs But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed…because 20 year olds are into slutty behavior… Halston Sage, who I don’t really care to google is in a bikini top and she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough… I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, even those at the tail end of their prime, like Halston Sage, is that they grew up on porn, are perverts even when shitty at fucking, open to eating ass…and rocking big round hormone in the food induced tits… What I am saying is that it ucks to be over 30…in this era of hot as fuck girls… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halston Sage and Her Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brittany Daniel is a 40 Year Old in a Bikini of the Day

Brittany Daniel is 40, but when she was 11, she was a Doublemint Twin, because she had parents who were smart enough to exploit the fuck out of their freak of uterus situation…enterprising….typical…and understandable…because she’s fucking hot at 40…so based on logical deduction looked good at 11…right?? Pervert. That was a test. Her career led to a very important career in shows like Sweet Valley High and that’s pretty much it – she hasn’t worked since…but is still hot… She did get cancer…and survived which should count for something…and that is that she has been giving a second chance at life, and should have a second chance at career…I mean…these paparazzi bikini pics are good enough though…we don’t need her doing things that take her and her freakishly hot at 40 body despite being 40 and it going against all things science has taught us….meaning…this may be exactly what she needs to be doing… OH THERE IS NUPPLE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brittany Daniel is a 40 Year Old in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson: PREGNANT With Third Child?!

We know that Jessica Simpson has lots of sex with her husband  because she makes a point of telling us every time she logs into Instagram. But now it looks like all that time on Eric’s Johnson may have led to a surprise visit from the stork. Jessica, in case you’re reading this, a large bird isn’t literally going to visit your home.  It’s just a figure of speech that means you’re pregnant. Okay, okay – Jess might be pregnant based on speculation prompted by a few a photos of her leaving a restaurant with the slightest of abdominal protrusions last night.  In all likelihood, Jess was simply rocking a food baby, but speculating that she had a carb-heavy meal isn’t as fun as speculating that she’s knocked up, now is it? As The Superficial pointed out, Jessica is usually hammered when she leaves a restaurant, so the fact that she passed on her usual after-dinner fifth might be a surer sign that she’s expecting than her barely perceptible hint of a belly. Just in case you forgot, here’s Jess during a typical night on the town: Jessica Simpson: Drunk Outside da Club! And here she is on the red carpet: Jessica Simpson Slurs Her Words Hell, here she is hawking her own clothing line on the Home Shopping Network: Jessica Simpson: Wasted on the Home Shopping Network? The girl enjoys the occasional adult beverage, is what we’re saying. So does the fact that she was sporting a bit of a belly while walking out a restaurant stone sober mean she’s pregnant? Not necessarily, but if the wobbly three-inch heel fits… View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

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Krysten Ritter Is Also Sexy When Bright And Smiling

One of the reasons we all love Krysten Ritter is her dark hair and pale skin, which makes her perfect for the dark, mysterious, and possibly troubled girl. But it’s good to know that she looks just as hot in a bikini out in the sun. … read more

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Krysten Ritter Bikini at the Beach of the Day

Krysten Ritter must be promoting Season Two of that Netflix comic book show she’s the main character of. I don’t really remember what it is called, but you nerds probably do, you’ve probably watched it and masturabted to the black on little goth chick scenes over and over again… I’ve actually watched that series, an old dude’s allowed to seduce 20 year old girls with Netflix like I was still in college, because sitting on a couch is in line with my athletic ability… I never knew who or what Krysten Ritter was in her bikini pics over the years, but now I do….and I don’t hate her or think she’s disgusting even if she’s old…but that may be because she’s not fat…even if she’s fatter than she used to be…the story of every girl who turned 30. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Krysten Ritter Bikini at the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysten Ritter Bikini at the Beach of the Day

Krysten Ritter Bikini at the Beach of the Day

Krysten Ritter must be promoting Season Two of that Netflix comic book show she’s the main character of. I don’t really remember what it is called, but you nerds probably do, you’ve probably watched it and masturabted to the black on little goth chick scenes over and over again… I’ve actually watched that series, an old dude’s allowed to seduce 20 year old girls with Netflix like I was still in college, because sitting on a couch is in line with my athletic ability… I never knew who or what Krysten Ritter was in her bikini pics over the years, but now I do….and I don’t hate her or think she’s disgusting even if she’s old…but that may be because she’s not fat…even if she’s fatter than she used to be…the story of every girl who turned 30. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Krysten Ritter Bikini at the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joanna Krupa wardrobe malfunction pics 2016

Whoops! Joanna Krupa#39;s tiny choice of bikini was always going to pose a risk and it was one that didn#39;t pay off as Joanna Krupa suffered an awkward wardrobe malfunction while enjoying a romantic day at the beach with husband Romain Zago in Miami on Friday The reality star showed more than she bargained for as she unstrapped the back of her bikini top and raised her arm to place it through the hole of her shirt. Fortunately, her devoted husband was on hand to ensure Joanna#39;s intimate

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Rihanna from a Weird Angle of the Day

Rihanna may be showing her nipples leaving some LA club….and no one cares if those are nipples or not…we’ve all seen her topless over and over again.. I know the real fascinating thing in all this is that a black woman from the Islands can become the biggest thing in America besides Beyonce, and is actually the reason for Beyonce, because Beyonce stepped up her shit to compete with Rihanna even though Rihanna helped buy the engagement ring…unless Beyonce paid for it herself, it’s part of her storyline.. Way better than working the plantation!! To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Rihanna from a Weird Angle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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