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Ariel Winter Flaunts Butt in a Bikini, Kisses Boyfriend on Instagram

2016 has already been full of surprises (Remember when Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna were were just supporting characters who happened to be on the soap opera?), but there are two recent developments that we really should’ve seen coming: 1. Our New Year’s resolutions fell by the wayside before February, as they do every year. 2. Ariel Winter has emerged as the new barely-legal obsession of choice for millions of Instagram users, which is hardly shocking when you look at her most recent pics: Ariel in a bikini has become a familiar sight, but the photo that Ariel posted yesterday is attracting a whole new demographic of Internet pervs thanks to the revelation that the Modern Family star is in possession of a secret weapon that might help launch her to Kardashian-levels of online scrutiny. Yes, we’re talking about dat ass. Up to this point, Ariel’s huge boobs  have served as the primary preoccupation of her 1.6 million Instagram followers. The 18-year-old’s recent breast reduction surgery  ironically only augmented her popularity. Recent photos of Ariel in a low-cut dress have racked up six-figure likes in less than a day, and she’s quickly becoming one of the biggest teenage social media queens in the game. Now she’s demonstrated that she truly understands the Internet in 2016 by posting a photo that shows she’s got curves from all angles. The dude in the picture is Ariel’s boyfriend of two years, Laurent Gaudette, but no one seems too really care about him. Go figure. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 22 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!

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Joanna Krupa Works A Bikini In An Obsucre Magazine

I’m going to be honest, I’d never heard of  MOST Magazine before I came across these pictures, but anyone who can convince Joanna Krupa to get in front of a camera in a bikini is a true pro in my books. Because I know just how hard that can be… I’ve been trying for years, and I still haven’t gotten Joanna to reply to a single one of my tweets. But hey, maybe the eight hundred and third time’s the charm, right?

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Kelly Rohrbach Works It Good For GQ Mexico

You guys probably know by now that I’m not a big fan of the new Baywatch movie — as far as I’m concerned, nobody can ever compete with  Pamela Anderson in her prime. But I am a fan of  Kelly Rohrbach , aka the busty blonde hottie attempting to replace her as the new CJ Parker. So here’s a new bikini photoshoot Kelly did for GQ Mexico . She’s still no Pam, but I look forward to seeing her continue to try in many more shoots just like this.

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Kelly Rohrbach Works It Good For GQ Mexico

Kelly Rohrbach Works It Good For GQ Mexico

You guys probably know by now that I’m not a big fan of the new Baywatch movie — as far as I’m concerned, nobody can ever compete with  Pamela Anderson in her prime. But I am a fan of  Kelly Rohrbach , aka the busty blonde hottie attempting to replace her as the new CJ Parker. So here’s a new bikini photoshoot Kelly did for GQ Mexico . She’s still no Pam, but I look forward to seeing her continue to try in many more shoots just like this. Continue reading

Kelly Rohrback in GQ Mexico of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach may be in GQ Mexico, but the most important moment in her career is when Leonardo DiCaprio was inside her… I mean not that GQ Mexico has ever been the most important in anyone’s career, it’s some bootleg version of the original GQ, and the original GQ is a magazine that’s probably not that influential anymore thanks to the internet, and they probably buy all kinds of porn traffic like all these other websites do, since advertisers that overpay them don’t know better…but the pics are still hot. You see, I don’t care if a publication is all bullshit, even VICE something the mainstream seems to see as alternative, while the alternative see as “sell outs’…are buying traffic, inflating numbers and running bullshit impressions for advertisers…it’s been a thing since the internet started and even before the internet used to print extra copies to lie about circulation only to incinerate them….so no one knows better…LIES EVERYWHERE… I just care that they waste their money on average at best photoshoots, because boring bikini photoshoots may be boring, but Kelly Rohrbach from the back, is pretty fucking great..even if it’s boring. We’re in a porn generation, she’s a slutty model who fucks A-Listers, she’s just angled her brand in a way that got her in some B-Movie called BAYWATCH…so she could be doing porn in these pics and we’d care for 10 – 15 seconds…. None of this shit matters… The post Kelly Rohrback in GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Rohrback in GQ Mexico of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach may be in GQ Mexico, but the most important moment in her career is when Leonardo DiCaprio was inside her… I mean not that GQ Mexico has ever been the most important in anyone’s career, it’s some bootleg version of the original GQ, and the original GQ is a magazine that’s probably not that influential anymore thanks to the internet, and they probably buy all kinds of porn traffic like all these other websites do, since advertisers that overpay them don’t know better…but the pics are still hot. You see, I don’t care if a publication is all bullshit, even VICE something the mainstream seems to see as alternative, while the alternative see as “sell outs’…are buying traffic, inflating numbers and running bullshit impressions for advertisers…it’s been a thing since the internet started and even before the internet used to print extra copies to lie about circulation only to incinerate them….so no one knows better…LIES EVERYWHERE… I just care that they waste their money on average at best photoshoots, because boring bikini photoshoots may be boring, but Kelly Rohrbach from the back, is pretty fucking great..even if it’s boring. We’re in a porn generation, she’s a slutty model who fucks A-Listers, she’s just angled her brand in a way that got her in some B-Movie called BAYWATCH…so she could be doing porn in these pics and we’d care for 10 – 15 seconds…. None of this shit matters… The post Kelly Rohrback in GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland’s Panties of the Day

Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….show called Modern Family….and now she’s doing ballet in panties…because she’s cultured, thin and worth jerking off to…because she’s on TV…looks 12…and is so intense…like a Russian… The post Sarah Hyland’s Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lana Del Rey Ass in Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Lana Del Rey revolutionized music a few years ago…but not really, but her sad songs were actually worth listening to while crying, raping, or doing whatever it is that you do… She was a fascinating tormented story of rich girl, who was raised in Lake Placid by a rich guy, only to move to the city to have a rebellious drug addiction, only to have her dad hire a producer and make gold with his otherwise annoying, depressing, failure of a daughter… Now she’s in a bikini outside her Malibu house, she probably would have had without the music career thanks to being raised rich…but she can say she did it on her own…even though other runaways don’t get record producers, they get AIDS..and die… I don’t care that her ass isn’t amazing…she’s a singer not a model..so I’m into the fat ass…it’s all about context. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lana Del Rey Ass in Bikini Bottoms of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Bosworth’s Hot as Fuck in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Bosworth is everything…. I don’t know if Kate Bosworth has a kid yet, but I do know she’s old enough to have a kid, and her vagina has probably had enough penis in her to have a fucking kid…because celebrities don’t use condoms…but they do use abortions… That said, she’s a model, turned actor, turned model, and she’s still fucking skinny and hot, in a world where everyone is fat, and we hate fat… Making her a throwback to classy, elegant, not offensive Hollywood of the late 90s… And I am a fan. She’s perfect. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Bosworth’s Hot as Fuck in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Vacation of the Day

Fat mom Jessica Simpson in a bikini is not an April’s Fool joke, but it is amazing, even if it would have been a joke a few years ago…when her whole body was fat…and now she’s scaled back the gross parts of her because she was paid by Weight Watchers to do that…while keeping her huge fat tits…so thank you Weight Watchers…she’s old, she’s a married mom, but sloppy in all the right ways…ways I want to choke on while reliving my childhood.. I love big tits….flashback from the 90s goodness…. HERE IS HER BIG FAT ASS: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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