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Miley Cyrus Topless of the Day

Now that Miley Cyrus has to pay for her house rebuild, I guess insurance isn’t covering all of it, so she had to put out a song with Mark Ronson to generate some income…but the only way the girl knows how to market that song is with the tits out….topless….there is no need for this toplessness but she learned that ripping off a trend of girls being whores and applying it to her Disney Kid life can be lucrative…all while these celebs are fucking garbage humans, the absolute worse….she probably even started the Malibu Fires to get some press and sympathy from idiots who watch the news all in preparation for this launch….it’s almost funny how easy it is for these people to manipulate and cash in from the idiot fanbase that buy into all this sit…. We’ve seen her vagina, possibly butthole, we don’t need a topless pic like this, but it happened. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Miley Cyrus Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jenelle Evans Doesn’t Care That California is on Fire Right Now

Jenelle Evans is a moron. Sorry, there's just no other way to say it. The Teen Mom 2 cast member has made many bad decisions over the course of her life, right up to and including her marriage to David Eason… … who she  evidently thinks everyone totally loves . But one of the least smart things Evans has ever done is take a vacation in California and share a number of lovely photos from the trip — while totally ignoring the awful wild fires that rage around the state and cause the evacuation of over 250,000 people. Yes, she really has done this. Scroll down to see her photos, read her captions and then to roll your eyes at her obvliousness: 1. Jenelle and David Eason are on Vacation They are visiting Sequoia National Park, California, which is an absolutely gorgeous place to be. That much is not in dispute. 2. But Here’s the Thing: Wild fires all around the Malibu area have caused mass evacautions and led to the deaths of at leat 31 people. It’s a statewide tragedy, even for those not immediately affected by the disaster. You can watch the above video for more. 3. Is Jenelle Close to the Still-Spreading Flames? No. The national park at which she’s a visitor and Malibu are over 250 miles apart. She is safe and sound and very far away from the danger zone(s). 4. But Still, Right? Many folks out there would agree it’s in bad taste to brag about the glorious sights and sounds all around you in the same state in which a quarter million people are literally, simultaneously fleeing for their lives. 5. It’s Amazing Out Here, Though! “This is the most magical place I’ve ever been in my life! I’m so glad to have experienced it with my best friend. This makes you wonder if giants were ever real,” Jenelle wrote as a caption to this photo and a few others from her trip. 6. Look at Us, Not Running for Shelter from the Fire! Added Evans: “Nature is super breathtaking. Don’t ever take it for granted. Adventure out everywhere you can and explore the world!” View Slideshow

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Lemon Pepper Malibu: Issa Rae Hosts Another Lit Azz Function For Her Birthday

Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Marie Claire Issa Rae Has Malibu Pool Party For Birthday Happy Birthday Issa ! This Saturday Issa Rae hosted an epic Hollyweird gathering that pushed us to the limits of FOMO (only rivaled by her previous epic Lemon Pepper Function in Atlanta this Fall). The event lived mostly on Snapchat and Instagram stories so if you aren’t following Issa, Amanda Seales, Lil Rel Howery and the like, you will probably never understand the greatness we’re trying to communicate here. Issa offered just this tiny glimpse on her actual gram. But fortunately Issa has a Tiffany and Tiffany would never NOT let you know she was in attendance at such a function… Thanks Tiffany. Oops, we mean Amanda. Amanda gave us a whole lot more to look at, but if you weren’t looking at stories you probably missed all the black folks in the pool. We even think we saw Robin Thede in a bikini. Oh and Amber Rose was there. Hit the flip for a little bit more.

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Bella Hadid – Super Model – Of the Day

In case you didn’t know, and you didn’t know, Bella Hadid…is a Super Model…a hard working super model, who no longer needs to make smoothies at her Malibu organic smoothie shop, but who can travel the world in luxury, paid for and paid to be there, all thanks to being a spin off of the Kardashians / her mangled faced sister. I don’t know why she’s an it girl…but this is what an IT girl looks like for Vogue Italia….TAKE IT IN. I know it may me too much SUPER MODEL to process….but I believe in you… The post Bella Hadid – Super Model – Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus’ New Song Sucks. Music Video Somewhat Hot!

OK, so I know that Miley Cyrus is doing her best to convince us all that she’s “changed” for some reason. Which I don’t really get, because I always loved Miley and her topless, attention-seeking tongue action. But hey, whatever helps you sell records to Middle America, I guess. Anyway, here’s the video for her new single “Malibu,” and I’m happy to report that it’s still got something in there for us fans of the old Miley, like a couple booty shots and some underboob action. I’m glad to see at least some things never change. Phew. » view all 16 photos

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Natalia Vodianova as Barbie of the Day

After offending the world, yet again, famewhore and try hard who made it because the world allows some people to make it, Amy Schumer , who was announced as playing Barbie in a live action movie, we can assume is about how Barbie fell off with a coke turned to meth addiction, only to lose all her money, end up in a trailer park, turning tricks for black dudes, some of whom beat the fuck out of her, one threw acid on her face, another just smashed her with a frying pan over and over, leading to bootleg plastic surgery, in a BARBIE no more…all burdened with many babies with different fathers not the Malibu beach house she once had…not eating organic, but rather nothing but noodles and velveeta, canned beans and potato chips….making the 35 year old broken down busted up barbie make sense…. Here’s Natalia Vodianova, I’d say an iconic model who has been around a long time, posing in barbie poses for a magazine from her homeland Russia, a place I guess she can go back to after escpaing it- now that it’s not communist….and she’s rich…and they have the most billionaires per capita… The post Natalia Vodianova as Barbie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lana Del Rey Ass in Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Lana Del Rey revolutionized music a few years ago…but not really, but her sad songs were actually worth listening to while crying, raping, or doing whatever it is that you do… She was a fascinating tormented story of rich girl, who was raised in Lake Placid by a rich guy, only to move to the city to have a rebellious drug addiction, only to have her dad hire a producer and make gold with his otherwise annoying, depressing, failure of a daughter… Now she’s in a bikini outside her Malibu house, she probably would have had without the music career thanks to being raised rich…but she can say she did it on her own…even though other runaways don’t get record producers, they get AIDS..and die… I don’t care that her ass isn’t amazing…she’s a singer not a model..so I’m into the fat ass…it’s all about context. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lana Del Rey Ass in Bikini Bottoms of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lizzy Caplan’s Big Break in Malibu Magazine of the Day

Lizzy Caplan is from True Blood and some other bullshit, and now she’s got the prestigious credit to add to her resume, of being the December centerfold of Malibu magazine, that you can find being given out for free at restaurants and hotels in Malibu…and even some Malibu grocery stores…because as you know, Malibu is the niche market where important people live…so being in their community magazine is way more important than being in your local paper…unless you’re local paper is Malibu magazine, in which case you know just how important this is… The post Lizzy Caplan’s Big Break in Malibu Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Some Carter Family Preciousness: Beyoncé Shares Pics Of Blue & Hubby Hov At Mama Tina’s Wedding

Beyoncé Shares Tina Knowles’ Wedding Photos Beyoncé gave fans a treat today when she shared photos from her mom’s lavish wedding to Richard Lawson. As previously reported Tina was encouraged to wed the actor by her granddaughter Blue who played flower girl at the ceremony and looked ‘oh so precious in white. Later the entire Carter clan kicked it at the reception where they busted out some moves… and Bey gave some loving to her mother-in-law Gloria Carter. Kelly Rowland was also spotted and posed for a silly family photo alongside her husband Tim Weatherspoon and son Titan. Looks like fun times were had. Hit the flip for more of Tina Knowles’ wedding photos.

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Wendy Williams Talks Bruce Jenner In A Dress [Video]

Photos of Bruce Jenner dressed in a dress standing outside of his Malibu house hit the internet. Was it an invasion of privacy or a stunt to drive ratings for his interview with Diane Sawyer? Then, a judge ruled that Sherri Shepherd is the MOTHER and she now has to pay child support for the child she had via a surrogate with her ex-husband.

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