Anna Faris is a lot of fun…she’s been married to the very famous Chris Pratt for a long time, she’s pushing 40 years old, but her body is rockin’ and she’s never offended me in her fame whoring, or celebrity. In fact in all her movies, from The House Bunny to The Hot Chick to Just Friends…she’s consistently done what she was supposed to do… Maybe I haven’t spent enough time paying attention to this B-List at best actor, to really hate her and everything she does. I haven’t even checked her social media to really get aa sense of how horrible she is, but based on her fitness in a bikini…in these pics..she’s good…and I normally hate old girls, they die at 30 for me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anna Faris in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Faris is a lot of fun…she’s been married to the very famous Chris Pratt for a long time, she’s pushing 40 years old, but her body is rockin’ and she’s never offended me in her fame whoring, or celebrity. In fact in all her movies, from The House Bunny to The Hot Chick to Just Friends…she’s consistently done what she was supposed to do… Maybe I haven’t spent enough time paying attention to this B-List at best actor, to really hate her and everything she does. I haven’t even checked her social media to really get aa sense of how horrible she is, but based on her fitness in a bikini…in these pics..she’s good…and I normally hate old girls, they die at 30 for me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anna Faris in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The highlight of Maria Sharapova is that she was using performance enhancement medication that the Tennis industry didn’t even know were performance enhancing drugs for the last decade of her career, before it being banned because there are so many meds out there, it’s tough to regulate them… But I believe her when she said it was preventative of her family history of Diabetes…seems legit, like when pro football players have ANGINA…while fat people I know don’t even have Angina or pre-diabetes drugs… It’s a massive money making industry, and here are her massive thighs in a bikini…not exciting but still a cheater in a bikini which should be hot to at least one of you…and since there is only one of you out there…let’s hope for the best. Here she is laughing at all you suckers who thought she was actually a tennis star and not a drug addict. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PERFORMANCE ENHANCEMENT PICS CLICK HERE The post Maria Sharapova in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know a lot of people out there are working extremely hard to try to make Hailee Steinfeld here “happen,” and now she’s got her very own faux-artsy black-and-white photoshoot to prove what a “serious” artist she is. And look, I don’t want to tell anyone how to do their jobs or anything, but if Hailee’s team really wants to make her a big star, forget these lame “fashion” shoots. They should just put Hailee in a bikini, send her to the beach and make sure to alert the paparazzi. I can personally guarantee positive results. Well, for me and the Little Tuna, at least…
Kendall Jenner and her gang of vapid spoiled brat rich kid cunts don’t need an excuse to walk outside of one of their 10 million dollar mansions to sit by the pool in bikinis, only to take group butt shots, because that is all they know… They don’t need a long weekend to just decompress, but the funny thing is that they probably think that they do, since they WORK so damn hard on their selfies and staying skinny so that brands will still hire them as their AVON ladies to push products to their fans…fans I don’t understand why they exist…but figure it’s because I’m so disconnected from what the kids think matter…which is selfies and angles and followers…that I can’t relate.. But I can stare at young, rich, vapid brat ass in bikinis…it’s pretty fucking easy, like their lives, until they start realizing how empty they are and how their parents don’t exist leading to drugs once the fans move on – and they always move on..eventually..this can’t last forever, it’s amazing it’s even lasted this long. The post Kendall Jenner and Friends Have Asses in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Halle Berry, the accessible black girl because she was half white, raised white, went to white school, but connects with black, because she didn’t have a father, and because she was made fun of and teased in her white school for being blacker than the whites, and fatherless…who mocks actual black people who had to struggle and fight for being black…by exploiting that “fact” about her, she is black, but using it as a leverage to win Oscars is her right as a black person, but they might as well have handed it to a white girl in black face. I’m not saying black people can’t be raised in white neighborhoods by white people and not still be black…I’m just saying Halle Berry used fucking angles to exist…and that’s cultural appropriation she can get away with because she’s black…like a gay dude calling gays faggots because he’s gay…ya know. If you don’t care about what I have to say about anything, you can look at her mom ass in a bikini…maybe a little too close to birthing to be hot…unless you’re into that….she’s apparently on vacation with her ex husband or some shit I don’t care about but will write because it makes me feel like a GOSSIP magazine..thus RELEVANT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halle Berry Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you think I’ve got a good gig, getting paid to sit on my couch and look at pictures of hotties in bikinis all day, that’s nothing compared to this lucky bastard who gets to photograph Neelam Gill doing deep knee bends in a swimsuit. Because unlike that dude, the closest I’m ever getting to this British model’s killer booty is pressing my nose up against a computer screen. Anyway, I’m not sure what I need to do to get his job, but have I mentioned that my phone takes great pictures lately? Photos: PacificCoastNews
There’s just something about bodies of water that makes Justin Bieber want to get naked. The Biebs was hanging out by the lake this weekend, and was so inspired by the surrounding nature he decided to become a true naturist himself by stripping down and exposing his butt on Instagram. “Dat ass doe,” he wrote in the caption. Right? It’s a beautiful ass. Oh, and the lake and the trees are nice, too. Of course, this isn’t the first time the singer bared his bum on the social media platform. Fans saw his full moon last summer when he shared a pic of his backside while standing on a boat surrounded by a blanket of gorgeous blue water in Australia. The world premiere of his badonkadonk caused quite the stir, not only because it was Justin Bieber’s nude ass, but because it was banned from Instagram not long after he posted it. At of the time of this writing, the new photo has been up for 15 hours and hasn’t yet been removed, so perhaps they’re letting this one slide. The REAL question everyone is asking, though, is how his ex Selena Gomez will respond. Last week, Jelena fans worked themselves into a frenzy when Justin posted a throwback photo of the former couple kissing and captioned it “Feels,” only to have SelGo respond with the comment, “Perfect.” Justin also recently liked a bikini shot Selena posted last week, so there’s been a lot of flirting on the ‘Gram for these two of late. The “Hands to Myself” singer also attended her ex’s concert in Los Angeles last week, leaving many fans assuming a reconciliation is on the way. View Slideshow: 33 HAWT Photos of Justin Bieber Shirtless
Bar Refaeli is at the perfect stage of pregnancy which does exist, where her body just looks like she ate too much for dinner, her tits are swollen and hormonal, and she’s pregnant with another man’s baby so that when you fuck her you can’t get her pregnancy again, but you can call her a whore for fucking you with another man’s baby inside her… Fascinating.. The post Bar Refaeli Pregnany Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez made a throwback to what she calls a “a sweet, small house in TX”… She’s a vapid, American, materialistic commodity that likes consuming things she doesn’t need as much as she likes consuming things we don’t need so that she can help a team of people who created her live in “massive, 20 million dollar, Los Angeles area houses”… She’s the spoiled brat who walks into a house like this and strips down into a bathing suit by the piano, because that’s what everyone wears when playing the piano, especially Elton John, being all “this is so cute, what a cute home, I’m so cute, do I look fat in this stupid fucking picture, where’s the tennis courts and screening room”..because she would never sleep there or spend more than she had to there…she just had to find a storyline to post her ass on a wooden bench in boots to make her seem less eager, thirsty, attention seeking than her chubby fake dying of a terminal disease ass is… I’m not complaining, I just know she is the root of all evil…or a product of all evil…either way – EVIL… A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Mar 24, 2016 at 12:58am PDT The post Selena Gomez Plays Piano in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
