For all of you cynics out there who think Selena Gomez is just another overproduced, interchangeable pop star, well… you’re probably right. But just look at this picture of her playing the piano in a bikini and try to tell me she doesn’t have serious talent. And sure, I’m talking about her bikini-wearing skills more than any musical ability, but that part counts for way more in my book. Anyone can sing be autotuned these days. Not everyone can look this hot in a bikini.
Kelly Rohrbach looks like the kind of girl who uses her pussy to get ahead, like some kind of low level opportunist who fucks high level people who is now on some low level movie called Baywatch…she used to fuck Leo… I guess in her defence, all models are on some level hooking…I call it doing the same thing as street hookers, just in a higher rate hotel….with richer people who can hook them up…but it’s all the same fucking thing… I mean she looks like a stripper…her tits were designed for lap dances, but she’s clearly smarter in how she uses them… I call this face – the how she fucked leo up the ass face… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Face She Made When Fucking Leo Up the Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are some more pics of Jessica Alba and her husband on Spring Break pretending to be middle aged, hot, fit and in love…. They like to pretend they are still in the marriage on a romantic level, when really it’s just a business deal that has worked out great for both of them, and if they were to ever get that divorce, it will be long after the brand “Honest” goes public, because we all know what they are doing on all levels is a fucking lie… I guess her getting knocked up to trap him worked out great for him down the line, now that they will become billionaires, I can assure you that they do not share a bedroom, but when the paparazzi come out they act like a bunch of newly weds…living the married dream that anyone married knows is actually a fucking nightmare… Meaning, they are just doing this to continue their money grubbing, business dealings, and everything about her, except her hot mom ass, is a fucking lie…even the products she sells…a lie I want to fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are some more pics of Jessica Alba and her husband on Spring Break pretending to be middle aged, hot, fit and in love…. They like to pretend they are still in the marriage on a romantic level, when really it’s just a business deal that has worked out great for both of them, and if they were to ever get that divorce, it will be long after the brand “Honest” goes public, because we all know what they are doing on all levels is a fucking lie… I guess her getting knocked up to trap him worked out great for him down the line, now that they will become billionaires, I can assure you that they do not share a bedroom, but when the paparazzi come out they act like a bunch of newly weds…living the married dream that anyone married knows is actually a fucking nightmare… Meaning, they are just doing this to continue their money grubbing, business dealings, and everything about her, except her hot mom ass, is a fucking lie…even the products she sells…a lie I want to fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I always think it’s hilarious when an Instagram model tries to pretend they’re a real supermodel. It’s like watching a dog try to walk on two legs. So I’m loving these shots of Kendall Jenner in the April issue of Vogue . I mean, don’t get me wrong, Kendall’s definitely cute, and she’s hands down the best-looking Kardashian (not that that’s saying much). But she’s no supermodel, no matter how many magazine covers that family buys to get everyone to think otherwise. Continue reading →
There comes a time (30) in every woman’s life where she turns 30…and it is all down hill from there…that’s probably why they all start having kids at that age, because even without the kids, they start to get sloppy, their stomachs start to bloat and expand, maybe to make them feel like they aren’t prime pussy anymore so that they breed, or to warm men that they aren’t prime pussy or that fertile anymore so the risk of knocking them up after unprotected sex after meeting them at an N Sync reunion concert are lower, but they’re probably the age where they’d flip the condom out and fuck themselves with the cum trying to get pregnant even if you were protected, not that anyone is protected, all in efforts to put the body to use before it implodes, or I guess explodes…from the screaming uterus…and hormones producing fat cells.. So, Alba, who is over 30, realizes this, and has the odds against her being all Mexican and shit, which if you know Mexicans, and I don’t because I am Mexican in Canada, but I went to a Mexican resort once, they all end up neckless and sloppy…and not just from eating too many corn tortillas…but because of that mean 30… What I am saying is this girl goes to the gym everyday all day, and still has a gut hanging over her bikini shorts, while on Vacation from her rough job of being on Vacation for a lie of a brand called HONEST she’s honorary CEO of, because it makes her feel smart and makes the brand people have something to promote with.. All this to say…old, sloppy, mom or not..I mean those stretch marked tits look like a fucking burn victim, but I still wonder if she ever takes it up the ass, cuz girl looks pregnant again. Jesus – I just took a closer look at her shattered tits…what the fuck.. To See More Pics CLICK HERE The post Old and Sloppy Jessica Alba Stomach in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Israel Houghton Defends New Girlfriend Adrienne Bailon Adreinne Bailon has been catching all kinds of hell for being a homewrecking ho since pics surfaced of her on a romantic getaway with gospel singer Israel Houghton late yesterday evening. This fishiness comes from the fact that Israel just announced his split from his wife of over 20 years, Meleasa Houghton, on February 22. Fast forward to March 22, and here he is with a new young piece splashing around and snapping selfies on Mexican beaches: Adrienne already denied being a saucy sidepiece to the Christian crooner: And now, Israel has hopped into the mix to let everyone know that even though he has obviously been friends with Adrienne for years, she had nothing to do with breaking up his marriage: They both seem really interested in deflecting from their messiness by dragging Brussels into this mess , huh? Either way, out-of-the-country trips are something that typically take place a little deeper into the relationship than dating for a week or two, right? Unless these two are moving at light speed, it seems like they’re pretty settled in to seeing each other. Or maybe that’s why he decided to include a breakdown of the timeline of his crumbling marriage and “friendship” with Adrienne…? Well, whether Israel and Adrienne started smashing before his marriage ended or not…we’re almost POSITIVE he’s had his eye on her for quite some time. Victor Garcia / Instagram / Facebook / FameFlyNet
I’m not sure if everyone’s favorite gymnast McKayla Maroney is going to Rio for the next Olympics or not, mostly because I only follow the hotties and not the actual sport. But here she is hard at work training for her second career as the next great Instagram model. And I’ve gotta say, if they ever turn bikini selfies into an Olympic event, McKayla would be a total lock for a Gold medal. Enjoy.
I don’t go on Facebook much anymore, it’s basically nothing but relatives and old weirdos you used to go to school with. (And besides, all the young hotties are posting their bikini shots on Snapchat these days.) But then I remembered that Britney Spears is a mom, and moms still love Facebook. Which explains why Britney posted this bikini picture on there. And hey, if Britney keeps this up, I might have to start logging on more often. Yum.
Adrienne Bailon Shows Off Her Bikini Body Adrienne Bailon took some time off from “The Real” to soak up the sun in Mexico. Hit the flip for more fun photos from her time in Tulum.
